Quotes: Brain Bleach

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"Seventeen karaoke bars... You know, I need to lie down and scrub out the inside of my head."
Angel, "Happy Anniversary"

Belkar: (speaking about Roy disguising himself as a woman) That's OK. I can always keep the memory of her for when I'm... alone.
Roy: Excuse me, I need to soak my brain in acid now. Maybe my ears, too.

"No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay."
Timmy Turner on his dad's Mom-puppet, The Fairly OddParents

"I've many a time tried to the impossible task of washing away the memory of a sight that should never been seen. And let me tell you this: Febreeze in the eyes only brings more pain."
Red Mage, 8-Bit Theater

"Right now I would settle for the ability to stab out my mind's eye."
Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater

"Pardon me. I've got to go poke out my mind's eye."
Frasier Crane, Frasier, "The Ring Cycle"

"Uuhhh! I need new eyes and a new brain!"
Katerina Donlan, Gunnerkrigg Court

Thor: It is uncertain, Thialfi, from whence Sturm and Drang truly came. It is said by some that the great slavering bitch known as the Fenris Wolf was in heat, and lay with Surtur the fire demon, and that Sturm and Drang are the result of that union.
Baldur: On second thought, I will have an ale. Hope is to obliterate the mental picture our lord Thor has just placed in my mind.
Captain Marvel v. 4 #7''

Great! Now I need to scribble visual clues after that onslaught. Thank's a lot, G'Pa! Remind me to wash my brain with bleach later would you!
Monica, Wapsi Square

Is there any way you can psychologically unsee something?
Tony DiNozzo, NCIS

Some things, once you see them, you can't unsee.
Richard Langford, CSI

Adrian: This is horrible, it's horrible! What are you drinking?
Natalie: Tea.
Adrian: Is it hot?
Natalie: Yes.
Adrian: Good. Pour it into my eyes!
Natalie: Mr. Monk-
Adrian: Do it! Blind me!

"You watched it... you can't UN-watch it!"
Narrator, Futurama

Flashback-Dr Girlfriend: Oh, I can't believe you saved [my old outfit]. What are these hard chunks?
Flashback-Phantom Limb: My — tears.
The Monarch: TEARS!? YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME! You know that sick deformed slob... you know he was pounding his invisible meat all ov-
Dr. Venture: That's it! Objection! Your Honor, I have children listening to this potty talk!
Judge: Sustained. I want that last bit stricken from the record. And my mind.

"I don't care that trepanning is no longer a recognized medical procedure. I need you to drill a hole in my skull and pour in this bleach."
Cassandra Cain, Cass Toons

Tomas Kaberle: Hey everyone, guess who just waived the no-pants policy?
Jarome Iginla: Oh god, I'll never be able to erase that from my memory!
"The Resort", by Bloge Salming

"There are some things that you see, and you can't unsee them. Know what I mean?"
Max California, Eight MM

"It's too late. The images are already in my mind and they will never, ever go away."
Bethany, Dragon Age II

"Grace, can your antennae function as Brain Bleach?"
Tedd, El Goonish Shive

Ben: Dad, if I never see another underground water pumping station or one more droch, I'll be happy.
Vestara: We still have plenty of cans of droch spray.
Ben: Yeah, but do we have any bottles of brain bleach?
Star Wars: Fate of the Jedi: Conviction, invoking this trope

Dodoria: And that's why I was considered the most beautiful — and fertilewoman on my home planet. Well, until Freeza blew it up.
Vegeta: He tends to do that. Also, eeeeeeeeuuuuuugh. (shudders)

Dornail, Ravens Dojo

"I'm... I'm going to erase that image from my mind with a bottle of scotch."
Richard Castle, Castle

Tagon: I see you've just been exposed to Ennesby's weapons-grade vocabulary.
Jevee Ceeta: My stomach is in my throat right now. It's trying to spit acid on the parts of my brain that remember reading his message.

(Doctor, I'd like the part of my brain responsible for that image lobotomized, please...)

"Watch the shop for a minute, Soos. I need to go find a melon-baller and pull my eyeballs out!"
Grunkle Stan on seeing Soos pose shirtless, Gravity Falls, "Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained: Stan's Tattoo"

"Visit a casualty department on November 5th and you'll wish you'd been blinded too."
—Slogan of a UK Public Information Film about firework safety

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"Since 1999 I've been carrying a blue pill in my pocket, holding onto it for the moment when I'd truly need it. The pill, I was told, would instantly erase the memory of any movie ó but just the one movie, just the one time. I was tempted to take that pill after Freddy Got Fingered. I had the pill in hand as I walked out of every other Adam Sandler movie of the last decade. But I hung on to it, knowing something even worse was going to come my way one day. Midway through Movie 43, I knew the day had come. As the credits rolled with the inevitable blooper scenes of actors breaking character and inexplicably laughing when nothing funny is going on, I swallowed that pill, hoping to erase instantly all mental images of what had just transpired. It didn't work. The !&$@*! thing didn't work!"
Richard Roeper's review of Movie 43

Chris: Iíd say this is the dumbest movie weíve ever watched, but Judge Dredd and Barb Wire still exist, no matter how hard we try to forget.
Matt: Itís a real horse race.
Chris Sims and Matt Wilson on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

"Y'know they make a magic potion to make you forget all about The Phantom Menace when you drink it. It's called Bleach."

"I could have gone my whole life without seeing Costner drink his own pee."

"Dear lord in heaven! First I see a chick's underwear and then some flabby old man in a Speedo?! Turn it off! Stop it at once! I would pay any amount of money if they would take him off the screen! AUUUUGH! Oh GOD his geriatric package MOCKS me! Eeeewww and he's perfectly hairless, too! Someone shaved this old man's bikini zone!! ...I need to rinse my fucking eyes out with Drano now..."
Noah Antwiler on The Wizard

"Oh, Shoe, you know that given my druthers Iíd prefer not to contemplate the twisted chimeric anatomy of your bird-person characters, right? Especially when it comes to the naughty parts. I try not to think about those at all. I only contemplated the concept of bird-breasts obliquely, once, which didnít stop TV Tropes from quoting me in the epigraph of the article on the subject."

"Neelix comes up with the brilliant scheme of asking people to double up in quarters with the Klingons...Did you ever want to watch a scene where Tuvok has been barred from his own quarters because Neelix is getting down and dirty with a Klingon babe inside and they both come to the door in a disheveled state? No, me neither."
Doc Oho on Star Trek: Voyager, "Prophecy"

"Whatís that? Youíve never heard of this? Are you sure? Certain you arenít just like me and saw it years back and your brain short-circuited and said, 'No, we are not wasting any space in the hippocampus on this'? Well, then weíre all going to suffer through this together."

"WARNING: Watching this video of Barbara Walters talking about fucking her dusty babawawa biscuit with a vibrator named Selfie on The View may be harmful to your health. Uncommon but serious side effects of viewing this video may include:

Filing for divorce from the area of the brain that holds memories, a shame erection, thoughts of suicide (following shame erection), anti-arousal (also known as Sahara Syndrome), a written complaint from your gag reflex, the condition known as Nope Face, bargaining with a higher power for the existence of Men In Black mind-erase things. If you experience a sudden loss in vision, do not be alarmed; it is common for parts of your body to peace the fuck out during a traumatic event.

Barbara, Iím happy youíre (shudder) masturbating, but we donít need to know anymore about Selfie. We donít need to know what kind it is, where you bought it, where you use it, or who youíre using it to. But if I had to guess, itís probably an old picture of Calvin Coolidge, right? No, wait, donít answer that."
Michael K., "Things You Didnít Need To Know: Barbara Waltersí Vibratorís Name Is 'Selfie'"

Awww, now I'm scarred physically and mentally!

Darren MacLennan, reviewing FATAL

My eyes, Servant. Cut them out immediately! It's too late to save them. The only thing I can do now is have them removed so that they never have to witness something like that again!
Louise, The Hill of Swords

Diabetus: ...sorry, I had to remove my headset and pour bleach into my ears after that.
Slowbeef: Oh my lord, you got any left?!
Diabetus: No, I'm sorry, I had to use two hundred bottles.


"I think my brain just vomited into my skull."
— From a comics review of Identity Crisis

Might Guy: That's right, Lee! Shake your goods!
Gaara: ...Wow. I think I'm gonna need some mind soap.