It is uncertain, Thialfi, from whence Sturm and Drang truly came. It is said by some that the great slavering bitch known as the Fenris Wolf was in heat, and lay with Surtur the fire demon, and that Sturm and Drang are the result of that union. Baldur:
On second thought, I will
have an ale. Hope is to obliterate
the mental picture our lord Thor has just placed in my mind.
Seventeen karaoke bars... You know, I need to lie down and scrub out the inside of my head.
, "Happy Anniversary"
Pardon me. I've got to go poke out my mind's eye.
— Frasier Crane
, "The Ring Cycle"
Is there any way you can psychologically un
Some things, once you see them, you can't unsee.
This is horrible, it's horrible! What are you drinking? Natalie:
Is it hot? Natalie:
Good. Pour it into my eyes! Natalie:
Mr. Monk— Adrian:
Do it! Blind me!
Since 1999 I've been carrying a blue pill in my pocket, holding onto it for the moment when I'd truly need it. The pill, I was told, would instantly erase the memory of any movie — but just the one movie, just the one time. I was tempted to take that pill after Freddy Got Fingered
. I had the pill in hand as I walked out of every other Adam Sandler
movie of the last decade. But I hung on to it, knowing something even worse was going to come my way one day. Midway through Movie 43
, I knew the day had come. As the credits rolled with the inevitable blooper scenes
of actors breaking character and inexplicably laughing when nothing funny is going on, I swallowed that pill, hoping to erase instantly all mental images of what had just transpired. It didn't work. The !&$@*!
thing didn't work!
Belkar: (speaking about Roy disguising himself as a woman)
That's OK. I can always keep the memory of her for when I'm... alone. Roy:
Excuse me, I need to soak my brain in acid now. Maybe my ears, too.
I've many a time tried to the impossible task of washing away the memory of a sight that should never been seen. And let me tell you this: Febreeze in the eyes only brings more pain.
Uuhhh! I need new eyes and a new brain!
I don't care
that trepanning is no longer a recognized medical procedure. I need you to drill a hole in my skull and pour in this bleach.
: I see you've just been exposed to Ennesby's weapons-grade vocabulary. Jevee Ceeta
: My stomach is in my throat right now. It's trying to spit acid on the parts of my brain that remember reading his message.
I CLOSE MY EYES AND STILL I SEE!!!
Grace, can your antennae function as Brain Bleach?
: I’d say this is the dumbest movie we’ve ever watched, but Judge Dredd
and Barb Wire
still exist, no matter how hard we try to forget. Matt
: It’s a real horse race.
Dear lord in heaven! First I see a chick's underwear and then some flabby old man in a Speedo?!
Turn it off! Stop it at once! I would pay any amount of money if they would take him off the screen! AUUUUGH! Oh GOD his geriatric package MOCKS me! Eeeewww and he's perfectly hairless, too! Someone shaved this old man's bikini zone!! ...I need to rinse my fucking eyes out with Drano now...
, you know that given my druthers I’d prefer not to contemplate the twisted chimeric anatomy of your bird-person characters, right? Especially when it comes to the naughty parts. I try not to think about those at all. I only contemplated the concept of bird-breasts obliquely, once, which didn’t stop TV Tropes from quoting me in the epigraph of the article on the subject
Neelix comes up with the brilliant scheme of asking people to double up in quarters with the Klingons...Did you ever want to watch a scene where Tuvok has been barred from his own quarters because Neelix is getting down and dirty with a Klingon babe inside and they both come to the door in a disheveled state? No, me neither.
What’s that? You’ve never heard of this? Are you sure? Certain you aren’t just like me and saw it years back and your brain short-circuited and said, 'No, we are not wasting any space in the hippocampus on this'? Well, then we’re all going to suffer through this together.
once again proved that she’s the Master of Shit Decisions when she decided that it was a good idea to record a song called 'Do What You U Want' with a well-known piece of turd predator
who has done what he wants with the bodies of underage girls including emptying his piss bag on them…That ILLEGAL ass gross video looks like a no-budget porn and it makes me want to point to the eyes on a doll and tell my therapist that’s where Lady CaCa violated me
. But you know, I don’t understand this kind of HIGH ART…I mean, some of the world’s biggest filmmakers loved it:
“I saw myself in it. A triumph!” — Roman Polanski
“An inspirational piece of art! Bravo!” — Woody Allen
“Needed more naked twinks, but other than that, it’s a masterpiece!” — Bryan Singer
(STOP PUTTING IMAGES IN MY HEAD THAT I CAN'T GET OUT LATER EXCEPT WITH A BULLET.)
Y'know they make a magic potion to make you forget all about The Phantom Menace
when you drink it. It's called Bleach.
Awww, now I'm scarred physically and
...sorry, I had to remove my headset and pour bleach into my ears after that. Slowbeef:
Oh my lord, you got any left?! Diabetus:
No, I'm sorry, I had to use two hundred bottles.
: That's right, Lee! Shake your goods! Gaara
: ...Wow. I think I'm gonna need some mind soap.
Hey everyone, guess who just waived the no-pants policy? Jarome Iginla:
Oh god, I'll never be able to erase that from my memory!
And that's why I was considered the most beautiful — and fertile
on my home planet. Well, until Freeza blew it up. Vegeta:
He tends to do that. Also, eeeeeeeeuuuuuugh
No amount of therapy will ever
make this moment okay.
Great! Now I need to scribble visual clues after that onslaught. Thank's a lot, G'Pa! Remind me to wash my brain with bleach later would you!
You watched it... you can't UN-watch it!
That's it! Objection! Your Honor, I have children listening to this potty talk! Judge:
Sustained. I want that last bit stricken from the record. And my mind.
Watch the shop for a minute, Soos. I need to go find a melon-baller and pull my eyeballs out!
on seeing Soos pose shirtless, Gravity Falls
, "Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained: Stan's Tattoo"