History Quotes / BrainBleach

->''Gambit can't unsee '''[[BodyHorror THAT]]'''!''
-->-- '''Gambit''', ''WesternAnimation/XMen97'', "[[Recap/XMen97S1E03FireMadeFlesh Fire Made Flesh]]"

-->-- '''VisualNovel/PhoenixWright''', ''WebAnimation/TurnaboutStorm''

->''"Since 1999 I've been carrying a blue pill in my pocket, holding onto it for the moment when I'd truly need it. The pill, I was told, would instantly erase the memory of any movie — but just the one movie, just the one time. I was tempted to take that pill after ''Film/FreddyGotFingered''. I had the pill in hand as I walked out of every other Creator/AdamSandler movie of the last decade. But I hung on to it, knowing something even worse was going to come my way one day. Midway through ''{{Film/Movie 43}}'', I knew the day had come. As the credits rolled with the [[HilariousOuttakes inevitable blooper scenes]] of actors breaking character and inexplicably laughing when nothing funny is going on, I swallowed that pill, hoping to erase instantly all mental images of what had just transpired. It didn't work. The [[SymbolSwearing !&$@*!]] thing didn't work!"''

-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', on [[ComicBook/{{Youngblood}} Troll]] taking a shower, during the [[ScreamingAtSquick "Combine Harvester" meltdown]] the sight triggered.

-->-- '''Richard Castle''', ''Series/{{Castle}}''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'', "[[Recap/TheVentureBrosS1E12TheTrialOfTheMonarch The Trial of the Monarch]]" [[note]]For those who ''really'' want the context, it involves an invisible man covering ''something'' with his cum -- the statement is interrupted as soon as it gets to "pounding his invisible meat".[[/note]]

"No. The thought of dating [[Franchise/TheFlash Barry]] – or [[ComicBook/GreenArrow Oliver]] for that matter – makes me want to lobotomize myself with a rusty spoon." [[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Kara]] settled the matter instantly. Oliver sobered up at that, and he too shuddered. [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Kal]] tried to get his laughter under control, though there were still tears in his eyes.\\

-->-- '''Franchise/SpiderMan''', ''VideoGame/SpiderManPS4''

-> '''K. Rool:''' DK! Diddy! There's no need for this to escalate any further!
-> '''Diddy:''' You bet there is! [[GagPenis Get a load of THIS!]]
-> '''K. Rool:''' …And with that, [[DrivenToSuicide I will now commit jump-die.]] [jumps off bridge]

->'''[[Tropers/{{Luigifan}} Luigifan18]]:''' I've heard that turtles can have [[GagPenis dicks as long as their bodies]]… [[FridgeHorror and now you know]] why [[VillainousCrush Bowser's obsession with Peach]] is [[NoYay a disaster]] that [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]] has to keep at bay at all times.\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'' [[note]]For those who ''really'' want the context, it involves an invisible man covering ''something'' with his cum -- the statement is interrupted as soon as it gets to "pounding his invisible meat".[[/note]]

->''"Wow. I can never unsee that.''

->''"Seventeen karaoke bars… You know, I need to lie down and scrub out the inside of my head."''
-->-- '''{{Series/Angel}}''', "Happy Anniversary"

'''Natalie:''' Mr. Monk—\\

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->''"You watched it… you can't UN-watch it!"''
-->-- '''Narrator''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'' [[note]]For those who ''really'' want the context, it involved an invisible man covering SOMETHING with his cum — the statement is interrupted as soon as it gets to "pounding his invisible meat".[[/note]]

-->--'''Grunkle Stan''' on seeing Soos pose shirtless, ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained: Stan's Tattoo"

-->--'''Plankton''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarepants'', "The Algae's Always Greener"

->''"My brain hates my eyes for seeing this."''
-->-- '''Wasabi''', ''WesternAnimation/BigHero6''

->'''Lois:''' Peter, are you ready for your Valentine's gift? ''[drops her robe and turns on the lights]''\\
'''Stewie:''' …No, but I’m ready for therapy.
-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

'''Squidward:''' [[note]]who had been trying to court "Patricia" throughout the episode[[/note]] Um… I think I need to take a shower…\\

'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well, then, you're fired. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my office for… oh, I don't know, about fifteen years or so?
-->--'''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "That's No Lady"

-->--''WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooMysteryIncorporated'', "The Grasp of the Gnome"

-->--'''Zuko''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

-> '''Mr. Brown:''' [[[ItMakesSenseInContext immediately after trying to wax himself and failing]]] [[HowMuchDidYouHear …How long have you been standing there?]]
-> '''Gumball:''' Long enough for curiosity to turn into regret.
-> '''Mr. Brown:''' …So, boys, what are you doing this weekend?
-> '''Gumball:''' Well, I was ''going'' to go on a date with Penny, but now I think I'll just stay home and bleach my eyeballs.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'', "The Burden"

->''"Wow. I can never unsee that.''
-->--'''Plankton''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'', "Karen's Virus"[[note]]This is his reaction to seeing his computer-wife Karen flirting with a cash register, only for Krabs to [[CargoShip take the register into his office and shut the door]].[[/note]]

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'' [[note]]For those who ''really'' want the context, it involved an invisible man [[ADateWithRosiePalms covering SOMETHING with his cum]] — the statement is interrupted as soon as it gets to "pounding his invisible meat".[[/note]]

-->-- '''Epsilon-Church''', ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'': [=S14Ep17=] [[Rule63 Get Bent]]''

-->-- '''Sharon Theodopolopodous''', ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS6E13OnTheGlass On The Glass]]"

-->--'''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->'''Sam:''' The people have spoken! Feast your eyes upon the magnificent jiggliness that is [[StarfishAlienssqid]]!