Listed below are pages with quotes taken from works in the SpongeBob SquarePants franchise.
The Series
- #1 Dime ("Wet Painters")
- Anchovies Are Abhorrent ("Help Wanted")
- Backfire on the Witness Stand ("Krabs vs. Plankton")
- Backing Away Slowly ("No Pictures Please")
- Bad Guy Bar ("No Weenies Allowed")
- Bad Omen Anecdote ("Something Smells")
- Beach Bury ("Ripped Pants")
- Birthday Episode ("Whale of a Birthday")
- Blazing Inferno Hellfire Sauce ("Karate Choppers")
- Burger Fool ("My Pretty Seahorse")
- Call of the Wild Blue Yonder ("The Sponge Who Could Fly")
- Camping Episode ("The Camping Episode")
- Cartoon Cheese ("Band Geeks")
- Celebration Miscalculation ("Opposite Day")
- Chewing the Scenery ("Chocolate with Nuts")
- Clothes Make the Superman ("Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V")
- Clothing Appendage ("I'm Your Biggest Fanatic")
- Coconut Meets Cranium ("Rock-A-Bye Bivalve")
- Complacent Gaming Syndrome ("Frankendoodle")
- Devoured by the Horde ("One Krab's Trash")
- Down in the Dumps ("Idiot Box")
- Driving Song ("A SquarePants Family Vacation")
- The Easy Way or the Hard Way ("Gary Takes a Bath")
- Eating Shoes ("Sleepy Time")
- Embarrassingly Painful Sunburn ("Ripped Pants")
- Everything Is an Instrument ("Band Geeks")
- Exhausted Eye Bags ("Fear of a Krabby Patty")
- Fake Muscles ("MuscleBob BuffPants")
- Fictional Holiday ("Bubble Buddy")
- Finger-Snapping Street Gang ("What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?")
- Funeral Banishment ("Just One Bite")
- Giant Hands of Doom ("Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV")
- Green Is Gross ("Patty Hype")
- Gross-Up Close-Up ("The Algae's Always Greener")
- High-Pressure Emotion ("Squidville")
- Hot Sauce Drinking ("Karate Choppers")
- Imagine the Audience Naked ("Squilliam Returns")
- Impossibly-Compact Folding ("Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II")
- Inanimate Competitor ("The Great Snail Race")
- It's the Best Whatever, Ever! ("Best Day Ever")
- I Will Tear Your Arms Off ("Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III")
- Killer Gorilla ("I Had an Accident")
- "Kiss the Cook" Apron ("Friend or Foe")
- Kite Riding ("The Sponge Who Could Fly")
- Knows a Guy Who Knows a Guy ("The Camping Episode")
- Lack of Imagination ("Idiot Box")
- Lying Finger Cross ("Hooky")
- Make-Out Point ("Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V")
- Missing Episode.Western Animation ("The Sponge Who Could Fly")
- Mistaken for Disease ("Once Bitten")
- Mr. Imagination ("Idiot Box")
- Nightmare Fuel.Western Animation ("The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom")
- No Can Opener ("The Camping Episode")
- No Matter How Much I Beg ("The Paper")
- Nurse with Good Intentions ("Suds")
- Obsessed with Perfect Attendance ("New Digs")
- Overcomplicated Menu Order ("Pickles")
- Penny-Pinching Crab ("Born Again Krabs")
- Pinned to the Wall ("Band Geeks")
- Power Pincers ("Band Geeks")
- Prefer Jail to the Protagonist ("SpongeBob Meets the Strangler")
- Puff of Logic ("Life of Crime")
- Pulling Your Child Away ("Squirrel Jokes")
- Rampage from a Nail ("Once Bitten")
- Read the Map Upside Down ("Arrgh!")
- Real Men Hate Sugar ("Grandma's Kisses")
- Sand Necktie ("Bubble Buddy")
- Semiaquatic Species Sailor ("Grandpappy the Pirate")
- Shipwreck Start ("Arrgh!")
- Shockingly Expensive Bill.Western Animation ("Krusty Love")
- Sickeningly Sweet ("Walking Small")
- The Speedster ("Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V")
- Suspicious Ski Mask ("No Free Rides")
- Swear Word Plot ("Sailor Mouth")
- Synchronized Swarming ("Plankton's Army")
- Teacher's Unfavorite Student ("Mrs. Puff, You're Fired")
- Tearing Through the Movie Screen ("F.U.N.")
- Temporarily Exaggerated Trait ("Squid Baby")
- That Was Not a Dream ("Born Again Krabs")
- Thermostat Tamper Tantrum ("Krabs à la Mode")
- Threatening to Cut Ties ("The Secret Box")
- Tropey, Come Home ("Have You Seen This Snail?")
- War Reenactors ("The Battle of Bikini Bottom")
- Weaponized Stench ("Karate Island")
- Who Needs Their Whole Body? ("Clams")
- Work Off the Debt ("Squid on Strike")
