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     SpongeBob SquarePants 

"I'm ready!"

"GARY!!! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!!!!"

"LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY, AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID DIME!?" note 

"Don't worry, Mr. Krabs! As long as these pants are square and this sponge is Bob, I will not let you down!"note 

"I’ll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes."

"This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness."

     Squidward Tentacles 

"We serve food here sir,"

"Oh, my aching tentacles!"

"Out of my sight, out of my mind"

"I'm the most miserable person in Bikini Bottom!"

     Patrick Star 

"Good Morning Krusty Crew!"

     Mr Krabs 

"The Money is always right!"

     Sandy Cheeks 
"Yee-haw!"

"Don't you have to go be stupid somewhere else?"

     Plankton 

"I WENT TO COLLEGE!"

"Mother always said I'd end up in a whale's belly... or prison."

     Miscellaneous characters 

"Get a load of him folks! He must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen!"

~ Chefbob

"My leg!"

~ Fred

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