Satirical "How To" guides. The instructions are faulty
, or the person following them does it horribly, or the instructions are loaded with irony
about how not
to do it. One sure thing, the point is to laugh
, not to teach.
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- Though the earliest issues of MAD sold poorly, by 1954 it had attracted a slew of imitators (one of them, Panic, published by EC Comics, MAD's own publisher). MAD took notice and showed its readers how to make a "typical-type lampoon" of Julius Caesar, with captions pointing out all the clichés routinely used (and in this case exaggerated) in such parodies.
- In summary, the routines are:
- Background details!
- Victims always act like gaping holes in their bodies are no big deal!
- You must have a Shallow Reference Pool of detectives, like Trick Dacy, Martin Walkingkane, Shermlock Shomes, or Marlon Branflakes!
- Bop talk!
- Lampoon women can be incredibly beautiful or incredibly ugly, but never in between!
- Tear-induced floods!
- The Domm-Da Dom-Domm routine! No explanation necessary!
- An over-the-top array of weapons!
- Marilyn Monroe... wherever possible!
- Lampoon violence should have exaggerated Sound Effects, people Hammered into the Ground, people impaled all over the body, Instant Bandages (no lampoon is complete without one), and of course, atomic explosions!
- Have characters read and enjoy your magazine to show how marvelous it is!
- Everyone throws off rubber masks at the end to reveal they're not as they seem!
- One of the tie-in books with the Last laugh storyline has a two-page strip featuring The Joker demonstrating how to manufacture his Joker venom, and repeatedly killing his assistant Multi-Man in the process.
- The Robert Benchley "How To" shorts from the 1930s and 1940s (How to Eat, How to Sleep, etc.).
- Also some of the Pete Smith shorts were How Tos. (How to prepare a meal for guests at the last minute.)
- Tim Conway's straight-to-video Dorf on Golf.
- Tyler Durden's versions of the airline safety instructions card in Fight Club.
- The Compleet Idoit's Guied for Dumies (sic)
- The Complete World Knowledge series includes hobbies for asthmatic children, how to tell the different types of werewolf apart, information on hermit crab racing, advice on cons, advice on de-lousing your children, advice on de-axolotling your plumbing (do not look for too long at an axolotl or you will become one), how to buy a computer, how to cook an owl, how to remember any name (especially the name John Hodgman), the secret of your identity and how you got that terrible scar, etc.
- How NOT to Write a Novel is a self-help book that is written like one of these.
- How to Ruin Your Life by Ben Stein is an inversion, in that it actually describes how people ruin their lives to help people avoid such pitfalls.
- The Zombie Survival Guide offers practical advice, albeit for a completely fictional situation.
- Taming of the Screw by Dave Barry is a guide of this kind for DIY home improvement projects. He also used to write a recurring column called Ask Mr. Language Person which did this for grammar.
- Also Dave Barry's The Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need
- How To Be A Superhero was part this, part satire of Super Hero tropes.
- Similarly, inversely, there is also How To Be A Villain.
- The Action Heros Handbook — The information is fairly accurate, but it advises you for situations you'll probably never run into yourself, and it's not a good idea to try any of it yourself.
- How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying, though some of the advice seems like it might work.
- In the computer world, Mr. Bunny's Big Cup o' Java(TM) and Mr. Bunny's Guide to Active X by Carleton Egremont, Jr. describes those technologies in the style of a children's book. Both are funny only to those who already understand how they work.
- The Journal of Irreproducible Results cheerfully offered instructions for how you can build a thermonuclear device in your own home in ten easy steps.
- Oh, the Humanity: A Gentle Guide to Social Interaction for the Feeble Young Introvert. You can obtain great results just by taking its instructions and doing the opposite.
- Likewise, Kaz Cooke's Little Books Of X. At one point, The Little Book of Beauty advises the use of wood glue in a hair care regime.
Live Action TV
- Dick Loudon in Newhart wrote how-to guides. They were straight how to guides, but one episode had the town ready to burn them because they thought it helped a man escape from prison. Then they read the books, and wanted to burn them because they were boring. Fortunately, they realized that that was setting a bad precedent.
- "Stephen's Sound Advice" on The Colbert Report includes such advice as, "Wash your computer thoroughly to avoid viruses." The advice frequently focuses on BEES!, whether they're relevant to the situation or not.
- All-purpose advice for any situation: FUCK 'EM!
- Parodied in M*A*S*H, with a guide on how to disarm a bomb.
Guide: Cut the blue wire.
Hawkeye: *Cuts wire.*
- Similarly, from Mystery Science Theater 3000:
Crow: (reading from bomb instruction manual) "Cut the blue wire."
Joel cuts the wire, and gets silly-stringed in the face.
Crow: "But first, cut the red wire. Got you, scrawny man." (gets a glare from Joel) But that's what it said!
- Other instructions included "Most very kindly, find the Lookie Switch which is nice and sitting there with green label which leaves you singing" and "Carefully disregard and do not do the very wrong thing or much confusion will result...with sparks, flowers and loud report on some models."
- The Monty Python's Flying Circus sketch 'How to Do It', which consisted of extremely vague instructions on how to do particular things, such as cure the world of all disease ('Well, first of all become a doctor and discover a marvelous cure for something, and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.')
- Also, there's "How Not To Be Seen", among others.
- Also also, the flexi-disc "Teach Yourself Heath" was a guide to imitating the speech mannerisms of Edward Heath.
- Pre-Python, John Cleese starred as the host of a short called "How to Irritate People".
- The old sketch comedy show Out Of Control had a reoccurring segment called "How Not to Do Things".
- A good deal of the humor on Look Around You involves startlingly unsound or dangerous procedures for science experiments.
- One George Carlin comedy routine consisted of a list of nonsensical "how-to" books, including "How to Annoy Everyone" and "How to Kill a Rat With an Oboe".
- Brian Regan has a bit making fun of how the pop-tart microwave & toasting instructions start out by telling the person to open the packet.
- He even pokes fun at the fact that the microwave instructions for pop-tarts is to cook it on High for three seconds.
- Warhammer 40,000: The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer. A tactical manual so chock-full of propaganda, misinformation, misunderstandings and outright lies, no-one in-'verse thinks of it as anything other than a glorified roll of toilet paper.
- It's possible to make one of these in the Fallout 3. When working with Moira, you can give her "evil" answers when she asks how your exploits went. Popular answers include heavy radiation poisoning actually feels quite good, and is healthy for you, and that disarming a mine is surprisingly easy if you just step on it. Needless to say, the resulting survival guide ends up being a how-to guide for killing yourself.
- A fake guide to a video game is sometimes called a "FWAK"note . See Urban Legend of Zelda for more information.
- The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenariesnote from Schlock Mercenary, including such - admittedly sage - advice as "Pillage, THEN burn." and "A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head."
- Basic Instructions (as seen above) runs on this. The advice text is usually genuine, while the pictures usually show it applied badly.
- DM of the Rings has author comments that occasionally do this, generally in a deadpan or sarcastic way.
- "Dan Green Presents Abridging 101". Just search for it on YouTube.
- "Hello, Maria Theresa here, with your new rule for writing a Period Anime."
- The main schtick of Mark Erickson's Infinite Solutions videos. They're all played just straight enough that the occasional YouTube comment will still ask if the Empire State Building really does offer Firearm Fridays, or correct his assertion that electrical tape conducts electricity.
- So You've Been Pushed Naked Out of a Plane.
- How To Be a Furry (mirror)
- Destructoid's Ten Golden Rules of Online Gaming teaches you how to be the stereotypical Jerk Ass portrayal of the average person playing an online shooter. Accurate, but not something you should aspire to.
- Encyclopedia Dramatica's "tips" on playing Team Fortress 2 follow a similar route, explaining exactly what not to do.
- A Beginner's Guide To Faking Your Death On The Internet and A Beginner's Guide To Commuting are satirical instructional videos for, well, Exactly What They Say On The Tin.
- The 100th episode of Unskippable.
- Uncyclopedia has its own series of these. Including how to saw your own head off with a chainsaw.
- Allie Brosh's How To Put Yourself Inside Of A Coat, although the humor is more about making something no one should need an instruction video for seem complicated.
- How To Boil Water The EASY Way, a humorous-but-serious account of how autism can affect self-care skills.
- Ryan Higa's "How to Be a Ninja/Gangster/Emo/Nerd" videos.
- Red vs. Blue did a few PSA's like this, the most notable being the Fire Saftey PSA. Don't take their advice if you want to live
- Video series The Japanese Tradition usually includes a little bit of fact in each video, but not too much.
- Everything2 has quite a few, including (but not limited to):
- The Strong Bad Email "the process" pokes fun at the occasionally-formulaic nature of SBEmails as Strong Bad shows the viewers how to "answer emails like a true Strong Bad".
- Classic Goofy cartoons used to do this with a number of subjects (mostly sports). It was given a Shout-Out in a Goof Troop episode, and there are several examples in House of Mouse (such as "How to Haunt a House," which begins with Goofy getting hit by a car and dying), and "How to Hook Up Your Home Theater" showed before National Treasure 2.
- According to the story, the narrator for the original "How to" cartoons wasn't told he was doing voicework for Goofy cartoons, but instead voicing serious how-to films (out of a fear that he'd reject doing voicework for comedy). He supposedly got quite angry when he found out what he'd done the work for.
- Goofy is not the only Disney character who has done this. Donald Duck appeared on "How to Have an Accident in the Home" and "How to Have an Accident at Work". What makes these ones different from Goofy's is that instead of a faceless narrator, we have J.J. Fate, a fantastical duck dwarf.
- An entire episode of Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law ("Sebben and Sebben Employee Orientation") features the cast in a sendup of cheesy workplace orientation videos.
- The Sponge Bob Square Pants episode "Krusty Krab Training Video".
- The Private Snafu cartoons prepared by Warner Bros. for the Army-Navy Screen Magazine. A series of training films that show how to behave during wartime by showing how the worst soldier in the army gets it wrong.
- Troy McLure from The Simpsons has apparently done a few of these. In "Bart's Inner Child", he introduces himself on Adjusting Your Self-O-Stat with "You might remember me from such self-help videos as Smoke Yourself Thin and Get Confident, Stupid."
- In the run-up to Archer's 5th season, they've released a number of these (styled as "Isis Orientation" videos) on YouTube.