The Merc with a Mouth also happens to be the most swearing Saskatchewanian you've ever met.
Woman: What garbage!
Man: Well, what did you expect? They're Canadian.
Man: Well, what did you expect? They're Canadian.
The most common stereotype of people from the great white north land of Canada is that they are nice, polite, and apologetic to a fault, with American works depicting Canada as a Quirky Neighbor Country.
Not these people. Some Canadians brush off the pleasantries, have no time to talk aboot the weather or any other small talk. In fact, they're just as cold as their weather, and don't give deux merdes about politeness, their apologies have a snarky tone to them, more so when interacting with their Yankee neighbors, Heaven forbid if they're mistaken for their Yankee neighbors, and they are The Dreaded in the likes of ice hockey or warfare by their rivals. Double points if they're from Quebecnote or Alberta, as both tend to be stereotyped as a Lower-Class Lout region similarly to America's Deep South.
Of course, being a rude Canadian doesn't necessarily mean evil; they can be honest and can see the bullcrap, with a passive-aggressive or Affably Evil Canadian being a foil to the character.
Part of Stereotype Flip, flipping Courteous Canadian in particular. See also Evil Brit, "Ugly American" Stereotype, The Bogan, Violent Glaswegian, Dublin Skanger, Northern Irish and Nasty, Football Hooligans, London Gangster, The Yardies, Brooklyn Rage, Half-Witted Hillbilly, The Irish Mob, Small-Town Tyrant, The Quincy Punk and Amoral Afrikaner for more nasties in the Anglosphere. For non-anglospherical variants, there's The Idiot from Osaka, the French Jerk, and Asian Rudeness.
Examples:
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Anime & Manga
- Yuri!!! on Ice: Jean-Jacques "JJ" Leroy is the primary Canadian skater featured in the series, but instead of being polite, he's arrogant and comes across as obnoxious even when he makes what appear to be overtures of friendship. He always believes he's unequivocally better than everyone else, and doesn't seem to respect anyone else's abilities, even when they have world records he doesn't.
Comic Books
- The Bluecoats: In "Quebec Gold", a Southern-born miner strikes it rich in Canada and wants to leave his fortune to the Confederacy, so Blutch and Chesterfield are sent there to convince him otherwise. Their local guide is an incompetent and flea-ridden coureur des bois
who repeatedly nearly gets them killed, can't run for long, can't swim, has an equally-inept and parasite-infested brother serving as guide to the Confederate soldiers sent on the same mission, and once the miner is found we learn neither had seen civilization for years because they had that bad a case of No Sense of Direction. The miner actually dies laughing on learning this and is buried with his tiny bag of gold (he'd never amassed more than a few nuggets, but to his elderly mind it was a fortune, and to the Americans, it didn't seem worth fighting over or even right to take it from him), and the coureurs are caught trying to dig up the grave to steal it. The Americans end up rescued by the local natives and swiftly escorted to the border because the two idiots are scaring off all the game with their antics.
- Deadpool: Deadpool hails from Regina, Saskatchewan, but is mostly known for being a violent, unpredictable, and not-exactly sane mercenary who frequently gets into gore-filled fights and has a very crude sense of humor that breaks the fourth wall. Taskmaster even notes that though Deadpool might be the world's greatest fighter, his personality is never going to help him get hired.
- Wolverine:
- Wolverine is a prime example, bub. Born from Cold Lake, Alberta, he's short, gruff, unpredictable, violent, and untrusting of authority, yet he's the best there is at what he does, and what he does best isn't very nice.
- Possibly an even cruder and more violent Canadian than Wolverine is his Arch-Enemy Sabretooth. Like Logan, Sabretooth is a mutant with enhanced senses, prominent claws, a Healing Factor, and he can go into murderous rages. Unlike Logan, however, who tries really hard to suppress his berserker rage, Sabretooth embraces his animalistic nature, and deliberately does anything he can to be as violent and evil as possible, including murder, rape, and cannibalism. Additionally, just to make his enmity with Wolverine even more personal, every year on Logan's birthday, Sabretooth visits him just to hurt someone he cares about and make his life even more miserable.
Film — Live-Action
- The first Black Cat opens with protagonist Catherine, a college dropout and drifter, crashing into a Canadian bar where she has an unfortunate run-in with an uncouth, oversized local trucker. Things get ugly when the trucker tries flirting with her, only for Catherine's rejection to lead to an Attempted Rape and Catherine killing him in self-defense.
- Bon Cop, Bad Cop, being a Canadian Buddy Cop Show primarily about internal Canadian stereotypes, pushes together the two-fisted, chain-smoking, Cluster F-Bomb-dropping Québécois David Bouchard and the neat, snobby By-the-Book Cop from Ontario Martin Ward.
- Strange Brew: Bob and Doug McKenzie are the embodiment of Canadian rednecks, only really wanting free beer and willing to go through an enormous amount of trouble to get it, eh.
Literature
- Ned Land from 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea is a loud, rude, crude, hard-drinking, two-fisted Nova Scotian whaler. He was hired on the hunt for a sea monster specifically for these reasons and is the most vocally upset at being captured by Nemo and his crew.
- Busy, Busy World by Richard Scarry has Klondike Kid and Tundra Pete, who are described as "two meanest men in Canada" and their mere presence causes the entire town to flee. Indeed, Klondike Kid is shown stealing candy from girl and Tundra Pete is shown kicking mud on an old lady.
Live-Action TV
- Downplayed with Robin Scherbatsky of How I Met Your Mother. Coming from being raised as a boy and her disillusionment of being a teen idol in the vein of Alanis Morissette, she is cold and aloof, has no time or care for flattery, gets annoyed when she is made fun of her Canadian background, focuses more on her career over romance, is The Lad-ette of the gang, a Gun Nut, and constantly screams at the bubbly and nice Patrice. Yet this demeanor makes the mild-mannered and pretentious Ted Mosby completely head over heels for her throughout the series.
- Letterkenny: In the small Ontario town of Letterkenny, the main characters, made up of farmers, drug addicts, and hockey players, are constantly "chirping" at each other with colorful insults when they aren't all-out brawling. See the first scene of the first episode for a prime example.
- Law & Order: SVU: Noah's biological father Johnny D is a Canadian national and pimp who keeps girls chained up in a filthy basement they unironically refer to as "Hell". Other pimps use him as a threat, as in "do whatever I tell you to or I'll sell you to Johnny D". He eventually dies trying to shoot his way out of the court in the middle of being tried for his crimes.
- George Brouchard is a rapist, pedophile, kidnapper, financial criminal and Canadian.
- Schitt's Creek: Roland Schitt, the mayor of Schitt's Creek is obnoxious, crass, and generally the polar opposite of the sophisticated Johnny Rose, especially in earlier seasons of the show. He has Hidden Depths that are gradually revealed, but he remains a bit of a lout.
- SCTV The characters of Bob and Doug McKenzie were created by Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas in response to the CBC's demand for Canadian content on the sketch show. The hockey and beer-obsessed brothers are dim-witted, to say the least. They also became super popular and starred in their own film (see above).
- The main characters in Trailer Park Boys are a trio of Nova Scotian Lower Class Louts, who make a living out of selling drugs. Of the three, Ricky is by far the most vulgar, selfish, abrasive, Hot-Blooded, and picking on other residents of the trailer park. Julian has a chip on his shoulder and can be unpleasant when doing illegal activity. And their Sitcom Arch-Nemesis, Jim Lahey the park supervisor, is a vindictive alcoholic willing to arrest them for the pettiest reasons, make Ricky literally kiss his ass in public after failing to win a bet, and is constantly going on long-winded tangents that include repeated insertions of the word "shit".
Music
- "Canadian Idiot" by "Weird Al" Yankovic plays with the trope. The song is from the perspective of an ignorant American making disparaging remarks about stereotypical Canadians, such as referring to them as "beer-swilling hockey nuts" and stating that Canadians "all live on donuts and moose meat". Towards the end of the song, the narrator suggests that Canadians' politeness must mean that they're actually just up to something and that it's time for a pre-emptive strike.
- Musical comedy duo MacLean & MacLean are quite possibly the dirtiest example of this trope. Even Gary & Blair themselves have stated their foul-mouthed and often borderline offensive lyrics are the reason they couldn't get any singles on the radio. Indeed their music takes the piss out of many, even for the 70's, taboo and Dude, Not Funny! subjects such as suicide, various life-altering medical conditions, even Mao Zedong's death. It's telling the MacLean brothers refer to their genre of comedy as 'Toilet Rock'.
Tabletop Games
- In the Freedom City setting for Mutants & Masterminds, the Canadian national superhero team is Team Canada, whose gung-ho philosophy and abrasive attitude (especially when dealing with American heroes) gives them a mixed reputation even in their homeland, with one CBC reporter calling them "hockey goons in capes".
Video Games
- Far Cry 6: Sean McKay, AKA "The Yanqui", the only non-Yaran of the main villains, is a greedy businessman who works for Anton Castillo by shipping Viviro out of Yara for him (when he's not being an Arms Dealer instead). Despite his nickname, McKay is actually from Canada, not America, but he's not polite or friendly, and if anything, he's even more evil than Anton himself. A Fat Bastard of a Smug Snake, and a shameless opportunist to boot, he's prone to casually swearing, displays traces of bigotry (making snide comments about ponchos to the Yaran Dani, calling Libertad "Libertards", and interrupting and talking over his own ally Admiral Ana Benitez), and according to background notes, he abuses his daughters and his wife and raped and impregnated a pre-teen Yaran girl. To make things worse, McKay is the one who develops the PG240X (the "Poison" used to grow Viviro) into chemical weapons, which he infamously uses to kill Jonron and El Tigre, and he afterwards asks if his victim's brains melted out of their nostrils and ears when they died. Possibly the only quality of McKay's that comes even remotely close to redeeming is that he knows he's a monster, and doesn't try to hide it, as we see in this dialogue between him and Dani Rojas:
McKay: (on a computer screen in his office) Hello, how's it going there, backpack?
Dani: How do you think, you yanqui asshole?!
McKay: Ah, ah, Canadian asshole, actually. We're like Americans, except we say "sorry" as we slide the knife in. - Grand Theft Auto V has Trevor Philips, a Canadian career criminal and former bank robber. If he's not running his own organization, and fighting with rival gangs and syndicates, Trevor would be picked up by Michael for their adventures, and his desires and motivations are mostly paid off with violence. Also, for the record, Don't call him Canadian within earshot unless you have your last will and funeral plans handy.
- In Mass Effect a Renegade Commander Shepard can be this, talking down to everyone he meets with his thick Albertan accent.
- Punch-Out!!: Downplayed with Bear Hugger, who is a Canadian boxer who chops wood, fights bears in his free time, and is a Big Fun guy towards Little Mac when he's not in the ring. But when he steps on the ring, he's about as bearlike as his name and lifestyle would imply, being a Big Eater and a big sleeper who scratches his back on the ring post, belches into the camera, taunts Little Mac like a schoolyard bully, and speaks most of his lines in a boisterous guffaw. He also packs a real wallop when he fights, with his signature move being a Killer Bear Hug.
Webcomics
- Dumbing of Age: Ruth Lessick was born and raised in Canada and immigrated to the States after her parents' death. She is nicknamed "Ruthless" because she starts off as a terrifying resident assistant, verbally abusing the dorm residents, antagonizing anyone who slights her, and giving out copious threats of violence. She eventually gets better after working through her mental health issues, but she's still abrasive at best.
Billie: Aren't you people supposed to be nice?
Ruth: May I please punch your sternum? - Spinnerette: Captain Alberta is a hydro-kinetic superhero inspired by Wolverine, but a whole lot more misanthropic, alcoholic and sexist, to the point he first appears as a member of the Canadian League of Superheroes mentioning he went through court-appointed therapy and, when it's clear he refused to change his ways, is fired and becomes a recurring foe of the League, seeking to humiliate them and post videos of them allegedly behaving badly (read: Police Brutality) on social media. His only saving grace is that he remains a staunch patriot regardless, and when he is told that he was hired to be a distraction for a villain aiming to wreck Canada's economy he immediately gives up his employer.
Web Video
- Ouro Kronii of hololive is, ostensibly, the narcissistic, sadistic Warden of Time, and even outside of backstory, is a font of Comedic Sociopathy, especially when she's allowed to interact with other talents. And, as it turns out, Canadian, a "revelation" that surprised precisely no one given the hints she's been dropping over time.
- Pop Cross Studios: In The Beast Chroniclers and the Blade of the Northern Tide, main characters Tayrun and Kayla meet Captain Trenton A. Derable, the leader of a crew of Canadian pirates in search of the titular magical sword. Whilst Captain Derable himself is definitely friendly, as was his late mother, the other members of his family were not. See, Derable has a Dark and Troubled Past: he used to be a prince to the kingdom of Toronto, but his stepfather the King was an Evil Colonialist who decided to give the crown to his daughter instead, purely because Trenton was illegitimate and half-Haudenosaunee. Trenton's half-sister, once she took the crown, proved to take after her father in her attitude towards the indigenous peoples. At her first high court meeting, she proposed ending the peacekeeping efforts with the Haudenosaunee, thinking they were going to try stealing land from her kingdom — land that her ancestors stole in the first place. When Trenton objected to her decision, she called him a Category Traitor and challenged him to a duel. Trenton refused to fight her, whereupon she sliced him across one eye. She next cut off his leg for refusing to retract his suggestion. Despite being legitimate, the king and later queen of Toronto ultimately proved to be bigger bastards than a literal bastard. (It's worth bearing in mind that Christian Pearson, the writer of these Multiverse Tales, is Canadian himself)
- ProtonJon has garnered a reputation for himself of not only being a Canadian content creator, as Chuggaaconroy loves to point out over on The Runaway Guys, but also for having a very noticeable Hair-Trigger Temper over how unlucky he gets, especially in Mario Party 3 and Mario Party DS.
- Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series: Bandit Keith pretends to be American, but is later revealed to actually be Canadian. Either way, he's a rude bully and a jerk.
Western Animation
- An episode of King of the Hill titled "Uh Oh, Canada", in which a Canadian couple house-swaps with Boomhauer, depicts said Canadian neighbors as this. They are incredibly rude and condescending, constantly talking down on Hank and company in a very smug and passive-aggressive manner, and the husband, in particular, has an extreme case of Misplaced Nationalism that makes Hank's Patriotic Fervor look downright sensible. When they leave, everyone in the neighborhood is glad to see them go.
- Life's a Zoo: Jake is a scheming, Perverted Pig who happens to be Canadian.
- Looney Tunes: Blaque Jacque Shellaque is a French-Canadian villain in the Bugs Bunny cartoons "Bonanza Bunny" and "Wet Hare". He is basically a Canadian Yosemite Sam, and on one episode of The Looney Tunes Show, he is presented as Sam's cousin.
- Pet Alien: Clinton has a thick Canadian accent, and he's a Jerk Jock who always calls Tommy a "losah".
- South Park:
- Terrence and Phillip are a foul-mouthed, irreverent Canadian comedy duo whom the four main boys adore.
- Their female counterparts the Queef Sisters are equally vulgar, though it's only the male gender that takes offense to their brand of comedy.
- The Prince of Canada and his wife are attention whores who give Kyle all sorts of grief, with the Prince going as far as exposing himself.
