Funny / The Annoying Orange

  • The ending of Grapfruit's Revenge. After Grapefruit's sister is killed by Knife, some of Grapefruit's relatives suddenly arrive.
    Pear: Well, I guess that's the last we'll see of the Grapefruits.
    Grapefruit's Second Cousin: Oh, not so fast, buddy. [Appears, where dramatic builds up] I'm Grapefruit's second cousin. I'm here to avenge his death.
    Grapefruit's Grandpa: [Appears] And I'm Grapefruit's grandpa. I'm here to avenge his death.
    Grapefruit's Mailman: [Appears] And I'm Grapefruit's mailman, [Record Needle Scratch] and I've got all this mail and no forwarding address, so I need some help here.
  • Is Orange a Brony?
  • Grandpa Lemon plays Slender
  • The side-effect of a Black Hole making donut? Ducks.
  • Orange getting just the tiniest bit hooked on Cookie Clicker.
  • Orange playing Five Nights at Freddy's. He doesn't get past night 2.
    • Even better is Midget Apple and Pear. Who don't get past night 1.
  • Grandpa Lemon's very apt description for the sequel.
    Grandpa Lemon: You're basically a security guard in a children's toy store, that is owned by the Devil.
  • Every single time Orange and Pear do "Story time", with Orange continuously adding his own "plot points" for each story (mostly involving modern pop-culture references).
    Pear: Hansel and Gretel get lost in the woods despite the trail they left on the ground.
    Orange: Because E.T. ate the Reese's Pieces.
    • When Pear says Hansel and Gretel that they have a plan to trick the "mean old witch", Orange mistook it as pranks and guessed they did a Woopie Cushion, a "Rick-Roll", and a cake filled with boogers.
    Pear: Let me guess, she played the third boom box and the music was just right.
    Orange: Nope, she didn't make it to the third boom box. The three bears came home and they were ANGRY! So, they ate her.
    Pear: They ATE Goldilocks!?
    • The Three Little Pigs
      • Just the very fact that Orange imagined that the pigs apparently made their houses out boogers, a real-estate agency, and Bruce Willises. Apparently, the bigger the house was, the more TNT that the wolf supposedly uses.
    Orange (imitating the wolf during the real-estate house segment): "Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house up!"
    Pear: Let me guess, it didn't work because it was well-built and up to code.
    Orange: Not even close! Wolf used a ton of TNT! That house was gone, baby, gone!
    • This exchange:
    Pear: The first little pig made his house out of straw.
    Orange: Oh, well in my version, he uses a straw. That's how he gets the boogers that are way in there, you know?
    • Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
      • Just the names of the "dwarves" Orange thought up of — including Santa's reindeer, the patriots of DuckTales (Huey, Duey, and Louie), the McDonald's characters, some celebrities, the Ninja Turtles (actually the artists of the European Renaissance), and so much more.
    Pear: We are so off the rails right now! According to your story, the Evil Queen is too stupid to know how a mirror works and Snow White is made of, like, 100 dwarves in a trench coat.

Cartoon Network

  • Pretty much all the scenes the have Nerville in them:
    • "Veggie Zombies":
    Nerville: I found some ranch dressing! Zombies hate that stuff.
    Orange: Nerville! Look out!
    (vegetable zombies start crawling on Nerville and start dragging him behind a barrel)
    Nerville: No! No! No! I! Hate! Vegetables!
    • "Escape from the Planet of the Grapes of Wrath", Nerville eating a lot of grape jelly.
    (Nerville pours a whole jar of jelly onto a piece of bread, then puts a piece on top of it)
    Nerville: More jelly!
  • "Follow the Bouncing Orange":
    (Pear gets shot at a wall courtesy of a tennis ball shooter)
    Pear: Hey, let's dog to the go-park. (laughs deliriously)
  • In "Lords of Fruitbush", this exchange:
    Pear: This is the produce aisle, you don't own this territory.
    Squashy: There are signs all around that say we do.
    (Cut to graffiti that says Squashies)
    Orange: Well, this sign says you're a doofus. (Holds up sign that says "Doofus" with an arrow on it)
    • After noticing someone squirted icing on Sweet Cookie, "Someone iced Sweet Cookie!"
  • "Captain Blood Orange":
    • Marshmallow revealing his deep dark secret:
    Marshmallow: Sometimes darkness washes over me and all I can see when I close my eyes is blood death and destruction. And that I love you guys and you're my best friends, yay!
    • When Nerville is revealed to be He Who Comes During Night Shift he says he's getting hungry. So what do the fruit serve up for him? The creepy corn guys.
  • "Founding Fruits":
    • Watermelon blowing up. Plus this:
    Orange: Wow! Watermelon sure had a short fuse.
  • In "Fruitloose", Nerville comes up on the fruit, he notices they're all depressed, he tells them: "Snap out of it. No one wants to buy depressed fruit, I should know." The scene cuts to him standing next to an old broken down cart with depressed fruit inside. The best part is Nerville's sales pitch: "Buy my fruit, or don't I really don't care."