Funny / The Annoying Orange
Pretty much all the scenes the have Nerville in them:
Nerville: "I found some ranch dressing! Zombies hate that stuff."
Orange: "Nerville! Look out!"
*Vegetable zombies start crawling on Nerville and start dragging him behind a barrel*
Nerville: "No! No! No! I! Hate! Vegetables!
"Escape from the Planet of the Grapes of Wrath", Nerville eating a lot of grape jelly.
Nerville pours a whole jar of jelly onto a piece of bread, then puts a piece on top of it.
Nerville: "More jelly!"
"Follow the Bouncing Orange":
*Pear gets shot at a wall courtesy of a tennis ball shooter*
In "Lords of Fruitbush", this exchange:
Pear: "This is the produce aisle, you don't own this territory."
Squashy: "There are signs all around that say we do."
(Cut to graffiti that says Squashies)
Orange: "Well this sign says you're a doofus." (Holds up sign that says "Doofus" with an arrow on it.
After noticing someone squirted icing on Sweet Cookie, "Someone iced Sweet Cookie!"
"Captain Blood Orange":
Marshmallow revealing his deep dark secret:
Marshmallow: "Sometimes darkness washes over me and all I can see when I close my eyes is blood death and destruction. And that I love you guys and you're my best friends,
When Nerville is revealed to be He Who Comes During Night Shift he says he's getting hungry. So what do the fruit serve up for him? The creepy corn guys.
Watermelon blowing up. Plus this:
In "Fruitloose", Nerville comes up on the fruit, he notices they're all depressed, he tells them: "Snap out of it. No one wants to buy depressed fruit, I should know." The scene cuts to him standing next to an old broken down cart with depressed fruit inside. The best part is Nerville's sales pitch: "Buy my fruit, or don't I really don't care."