Funny / The Annoying Orange

  • The ending of Grapfruit's Revenge. After Grapefruit's sister is killed by Knife, some of Grapefruit's relatives suddenly arrive.
    Pear: Well, I guess that's the last we'll see of the Grapefruits.
    Grapefruit's Second Cousin: Oh, not so fast, buddy. [Appears, where dramatic builds up] I'm Grapefruit's second cousin. I'm here to avenge his death.
    Grapefruit's Grandpa: [Appears] And I'm Grapefruit's grandpa. I'm here to avenge his death.
    Grapefruit's Mailman: [Appears] And I'm Grapefruit's mailman, [Record Needle Scratch] and I've got all this mail and no forwarding address, so I need some help here.
  • Is Orange a Brony?
  • Grandpa Lemon plays Slender
  • The side-effect of a Black Hole making donut? Ducks.
  • Orange getting just the tiniest bit hooked on Cookie Clicker.
  • Orange playing Five Nights at Freddy's. He doesn't get past night 2.
    • Even better is Midget Apple and Pear. Who don't get past night 1.
  • Grandpa Lemon's very apt description for the sequel.
    Grandpa Lemon: You're basically a security guard in a children's toy store, that is owned by the Devil.
  • Every single time Orange and Pear do "Story time", with Orange continuously adding his own "plot points" for each story (mostly involving modern pop-culture references).
    Pear: "Hansel and Gretel get lost in the woods despite the trail they left on the ground."
    Orange: "Because E.T. ate the Reese's Pieces"
    • When Pear says Hansel and Gretel that they have a plan to trick the "mean old witch", Orange mistook it as pranks and guessed they did a Woopie Cushion, a "Rick-Roll", and a cake filled with boogers.
    Pear: "Let me guess, she played the third boom box and the music was just right."
    Orange: "Nope, she didn't make it to the third boom box. The three bears came home and they were ANGRY! So, they ate her.
    Pear: "They ATE Goldilocks!?"

Cartoon Network

  • Pretty much all the scenes the have Nerville in them:
    • "Veggie Zombies":
    Nerville: I found some ranch dressing! Zombies hate that stuff.
    Orange: Nerville! Look out!
    (vegetable zombies start crawling on Nerville and start dragging him behind a barrel)
    Nerville: No! No! No! I! Hate! Vegetables!
    • "Escape from the Planet of the Grapes of Wrath", Nerville eating a lot of grape jelly.
    (Nerville pours a whole jar of jelly onto a piece of bread, then puts a piece on top of it)
    Nerville: More jelly!
  • "Follow the Bouncing Orange":
    (Pear gets shot at a wall courtesy of a tennis ball shooter)
    Pear: Hey, let's dog to the go-park. (laughs deliriously)
  • In "Lords of Fruitbush", this exchange:
    Pear: This is the produce aisle, you don't own this territory.
    Squashy: There are signs all around that say we do.
    (Cut to graffiti that says Squashies)
    Orange: Well, this sign says you're a doofus. (Holds up sign that says "Doofus" with an arrow on it)
    • After noticing someone squirted icing on Sweet Cookie, "Someone iced Sweet Cookie!"
  • "Captain Blood Orange":
    • Marshmallow revealing his deep dark secret:
    Marshmallow: Sometimes darkness washes over me and all I can see when I close my eyes is blood death and destruction. And that I love you guys and you're my best friends, yay!
    • When Nerville is revealed to be He Who Comes During Night Shift he says he's getting hungry. So what do the fruit serve up for him? The creepy corn guys.
  • "Founding Fruits":
    • Watermelon blowing up. Plus this:
    Orange: Wow! Watermelon sure had a short fuse.
  • In "Fruitloose", Nerville comes up on the fruit, he notices they're all depressed, he tells them: "Snap out of it. No one wants to buy depressed fruit, I should know." The scene cuts to him standing next to an old broken down cart with depressed fruit inside. The best part is Nerville's sales pitch: "Buy my fruit, or don't I really don't care."