Funny / JoJo New Universe

As is the case with all pages detailing Main/Funny, Spoilers Off

Naturally for a fanfic about JoJo, this series doesn't forget to define the term "bizarre adventure" in the most hilarious way.

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Phantom Blood

• It can be both cathartic and hilarious to see Dio get some well-deserved karma for trying to knee Danny in the jaw, and to see the dog nonchalantly wander off while merely dazed from the impact but otherwise unharmed.
• When Twilight and Jonathan are studying the stone mask, Twilight is going on one of her intellectual filibusters when she gets cut off by Jonathan crying out as he accidentally causes a steamer trunk to fall on him in comical fashion.
• Jonathan may be a gentleman, but he's not above fighting dirty. Tattoo learns this the hard way when Jonathan delivers him a Groin Attack so hard, he has to bite his cheek to keep from screaming in pain.
• While Dio is recruiting and zombifying Jack the Ripper to find him young women to feed on, Wang subtly suggests draining Enya's blood... While he's within Enya's earshot!
• When Zeppeli sneezes from all the pepper he put on his sandwich, Twilight points out that Master Tonpetty recommended he take it easy on the pepper. Keep in mind Tonpetty is the Hamon Master who taught both Twilight and Zeppeli, which already shows he's not the stereotypical monk one would think he was.
• The brief moment where Poco steals the team's money while mooning them, prompting them to go after him, provides a much needed bit of levity between the fight with Jack the Ripper and the upcoming fight against Dio's dark knights.
• When Dio does his famous "Do you remember how many loaves of bread you've eaten?", Twilight chimes in that the analogy doesn't work... Because bread can't scream as it's being eaten, and livestock would have been a better choice.
  Dio: "Will you quit that!?"
• Just the idea that Dio sent Red Hand Morton after the siblings... To slow them down! He even notes that Wang Chen is stronger than Morton. Let that sink in for a while.
• When Morton attacks the team's Hamon-crafted hang glider, they all make it to the safety of a balcony... And Morton goes comically flailing into the side of the castle several stories below.
• Morton is feeling pretty confident when he and Jonathan are caught in a chain-neck deathmatch in the Chamber of the Two-Headed Dragon, since he has plenty of experience decapitating people. But then Jonathan points out Morton is missing his axe. Cue the zombie freaking out internally.
  Morton: "Please tell me I wound up losing it in the ravine when I crashed into the wall. Because if I wound up forgetting to bring it when I recovered, I'll be the laughingstock of Dio's forces."
• Jonathan manages to save the life of Poco's sister (here given the name Megan) by dealing with Doobie via Anvil on Head.

Battle Tendency

• Lydia Twilight was given the nickname "Twilight Sparkle" for her violet hair. The reason Jackie Applaine is nicknamed "Applejack"? She loves apples so much she can get drunk from the juice.
• Just the fact that Straizo Facepalms when he realizes Joseph pulled his "your next line is" trick on him twice.
• When Joseph sees Straizo has survived several grenades going off in his face, he decides to pull out the Joestar family secret technique. But what makes this even more hilarious? It's also apparently an Applaine family secret technique, as Applejack was planning the exact same tactic.
• As they run, Joseph runs into a random guy hoping to collar him for the police (he did blow up a store trying to kill Straizo after all), but Joseph just beats his ass and keeps running, leaving the man's girlfriend incredibly disappointed.
• Joseph and Applejack lampshade the craziness they're dealing with.
  Applejack: "We live in a bizarre world."
  Joseph: "Sit down with my granddad sometime."
• In canon, Joseph had some slight trouble dealing with Donovan. One would think that Donovan having a Stand in this story would make that harder, but nope. His encounter is unchanged and Applejack easily humiliates him far faster than canon. The duo leave him tied to a cactus before driving off.
• While we don't get the hilarity of Tequila Joseph in this story, it's still funny to see the normally down-to-earth Applejack acting like a sultry femme fatale to distract the Nazi Guards before Joseph knocks the bejeezus out of them.
• Just as the Nazis are discovering firsthand how intelligent Santana is, two soldiers approach Speedwagon... And one of them talks with a Southern accent. Joseph berates Applejack for not staying in character, but Applejack points out she can't properly mimic a German accent with her manner of speech.
• Applejack doesn't get the best first impression of Caeser Zeppeli, since he's shown to be a regular womanizer. So when he tries to use a Hamon-charged kiss to hypnotize her in order to demonstrate his abilities to Joseph, she just plows her fist into his solar plexus. Joseph is suitably amused as Caeser gets the wind knocked out of him.
• During the fight with Esidisi, he tries to rattle Joseph with his own auditory trick like in canon, and Joseph... Just ignores it. This completely flummoxes Esidisi, since he was certain he was getting inside Joseph's head, only for Joseph to point out that Twilight had taught him how to avoid his trick in case anyone else was clever enough to try it.
• When Applejack encounters the crazy exchange between Joseph and Suzi Q, she starts laughing so much she's rolling on the floor in tears.
• When Kars is facing off against Stroheim and Applejack, he notices something shiny in Stroheim's pocket. Applejack asks where the Red Stone of Aja is, and Stroheim's reaction?
  Stroheim: "I kept it on me for safe... Oh, nein..."
• As heartwarming as the kiss Caeser and Applejack share after surviving against Wamuu is, it veers into funny when Joseph happens to run into them.
  Joseph: "Caesar, Applejack, I thought you were here to kill vampires, not find a secret make-out spot."
• Dealing with Wired Beck is hilarious as always. Not only does he have Genre Blindness to how vampires truly work, but not even Kars felt he'd be able to slow down the heroes. Once Lisa Lisa deals a delayed death blow, the others just blow him off.
  Wired Beck: "Hey, you guys agree that a woman like that should be punished, right?"
  Caeser: "Why would we? I was trained by her."
  Messina: "Don't assume everyone shares your viewpoint."
  Applejack: "You're asking the wrong gal. I'm that sort of woman too."
  Joseph: "Besides, you're already dead thanks to the Hamon she sent inside you."
  Wired Beck: "What kind of nonsense are you talking about? I mean, for some reason I don't feel so good anymore but that doesn't—" (suddenly starts screaming as his body disintegrates)
  • Adding on to the above, when JJNU was on Fanfiction, one commenter thought that what Wired Beck said is a reference to one of the most infamous scenes in Avengers: Infinity War, that scene being the one where Peter says he "doesn't feel so good" before turning to dust. Turns out, mtnetsurfer DIDN'T INTEND FOR IT TO BE A REFERENCE TO THAT SCENE. (He's gone on record saying he hadn't even seen the movie before writing this chapter.)
• After the group challenges Kars for the Red Stone, Joseph looks through Lisa Lisa's belongings and makes a quip about getting her some fresh undies, only to get a double Dope Slap from both Caeser and Applejack.
• When the trio discover Lisa Lisa's photo of Erina, Jonathan, Twilight, Speedwagon, and Straizo, Joseph soon puts two and two together and realizes Lisa Lisa is actually his mother Elizabeth Joestar.
  Joseph: "DOUBLE SHOCK!"
  • Even worse, earlier he'd been peeping on her in the bath, and just now realizes he needs Brain Bleach.
• A funny thing about Joseph in canon is, he only started his trademarked "OH MY GOD" when he was older during Stardust Crusaders. But here he lets one off fifty years early when seeing Kars use a crack in a pillar to ambush Lisa Lisa.
• It turns out even the Zeppeli family knows the ancient art of Screw This, I'm Outta Here, as Caesar realizes Joseph is planning to do the same thing when Kars reaches his ultimate evolution.
• Joseph manages to invoke an "Everybody Laughs" Ending when he tells Caeser, Applejack, and Suzi Q how he tricked Kars into thinking he outsmarted him, when in reality Joseph just got lucky from the moment Kars struck the Red Stone with his Hamon.
• When Joseph realizes the funeral his family and friends are at was supposed to be his own, Caeser mentions that Stroheim had already reported him dead after the battle with Kars.
  Joseph: "And he didn't bother to correct that report afterward!?"

Steel Ball Run

• Rudy's introduction is him digging into the free food offered to the team prior to the titular Steel Ball Run. He introduces himself as a homeless man, so that's probably the biggest meal he's seen in years.
• Most of the Stand fights in this story are pretty epic despite how low-tier the rival Stand users are. But when Team Kujo encounters EAD Petty, his fight goes hilariously. He brags about how his Stand makes him literally invincible, but is shocked when it doesn't do the same for his bike. And when he sees one of Antoinette's whips wrapped around it, he asks if that's all it will do before explaining about his Stand's time limit... Just as it runs out. Shock and Awe ensues.
• Each member of Funny Valentine's Board of Directors has sponsored between one and nine Stand users for their teams, with the Chairman sponsoring only one and Valentine sponsoring the eight members of Team Kujo. One member sponsored nine... Specifically the first nine Stand users Team Kujo defeated.
• As the team reaches Las Vegas, Sadao has only one rule... No casinos.
• Two rivals, a couple named Jimmie and Monique, wind up comically wiped out in each others arms after Team Kujo decimates their Stands.
  Sunset: "How romantic."
• One Stand owned by racer Tony Shioh is named Twin Noritta. James has a question about that.
  James: "The heck's a Noritta?"
• Sanji's Speedwagon ID number is the first twelve digits of pi!
• Two of the "villains", Princia Keselowski and Lili Harvick, are goofy die-hard Magical Girl fangirls... Four years before the genre would hit its rennaissance with Sailor Moon. Sunset even lampshades how the biggest magical girl series at the time, Cutie Honey, wasn't doing so well in 1987 (the year the story takes place in). Cue horrid Gasp! from the two girls as they go on a tirad.

Stardust Crusaders

• When a police officer makes fun of Jotaro's nickname of JoJo, Fluttershy glares at him since she was the one who came up with the name. It's adorably funny.
• Jotaro and Fluttershy are on the same wavelength, especially around squawking school girls who don't seem to realize when the man of their dreams already has a girlfriend.
  Jotaro and Fluttershy: "SHUT UP!"
• mtnetsurfer took the time to include a number of references to known abridged series for Stardust Crusaders. Anyone who's seen JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged by AntfishFTW, or the lesser known one by SypheDubs will likely be able to recognize them.
• Fluttershy is normally softspoken, but she can really go off when something enrages her, such as when Kakyoin (currently brainwashed by DIO) suggests Jotaro could have just let the former kill him quietly instead of risking the school doctor's life. Her tirade at that point is just mind-boggling.
• Also this little tidbit when Fluttershy deconstructs Kakyoin's speech about how history is Written by the Winners.
  Fluttershy: "America and the Vietnam War."
  Kakyoin: "Okay, now you're just nitpicking!"
• After the fight with Kakyoin, Holly suddenly feels something and thinks it's Jotaro thinking of her while he's at school.
  Jotaro: "Or I could've just come home early."
• It's pretty hilarious picturing a man nearing his seventies coddling his forty-year-old daughter like she's a little girl sick in bed. Fluttershy even gets a laugh in when Holly teases her father about changing her undies.
• When Kakyoin notes that Holly is the sort of woman he'd want to marry, he has to clarify to Fluttershy (and the reader) that he's not actually in love with Jotaro's mother.
  Kakyoin: "Even if I was to consider an older woman, Missus Kujo is still married."
• Horrible as Gray Fly is, his over-the-top reaction to his own handiwork is definitely hilarious to see. Too bad it trips Fluttershy's suspicions (well, too bad for him that is).
• Fluttershy is just as incredulous as Jotaro is when they learn that Joseph has been through three plane crashes (including the one following the fight with Gray Fly).
• Fluttershy reprimanding Jotaro when he finds out Anne's really a girl.
  Fluttershy: "JoJo! You know better than to feel up a girl's chest!"
  Jotaro: "Sure, when I actually know it's a girl!"
• When Jotaro pulls his bluff about cigarette smoke causing the veins on a Stand user's nose to show through the skin, it fools Dragon like canon... And also Fluttershy, who's been dating Jotaro long enough to have been around him while he smokes and thus should know he was bluffing!
• While Joseph never seemed to be against Jotaro and Fluttershy being together, it's hilarious that what ultimately endears him to Fluttershy is her love for American movies.
• As awesome as it is to see Fluttershy take down Forever, there is one chuckle-worthy moment. Just as Forever has Jotaro on the ropes, Fluttershy steps out of the shower wearing a tube top and skirt made of leaves and delivering this one-liner.
  Fluttershy: "Hey, you damn dirty ape! This is one Jane who does not appreciate you beating up her Tarzan!"
• During the fight with Devo, Polnareff explains the reason he can't use his Stand for remote viewing is because it's meant to invoke the image of an honorable fencer, who normally doesn't have to worry about an opponent attacking from anywhere but in front of them. Jonathan points out that Polnareff can't really use that as a reference due to the chaotic nature of Stand fights.
  Polnareff: "What fencer needs to worry about an opponent he can't see?"
  Jonathan: "You, for one."
• Jonathan and Polnareff's Post-Victory Collapse upon reaching the rest of the gang following Devo the Cursed's defeat.
  Jonathan: "I'm getting too old for this..."
• While Kakyoin wasn't sunning himself in his school uniform when Rubber Soul tried attacking Jotaro and Fluttershy, the reason Rubber Soul was able to replace Kakyoin is still pretty funny... Kakyoin needed to use the bathroom and Rubber Soul took advantage of the absence.
• It turns out the Joestar family secret technique, which Jotaro is surprisingly familiar with, is also shared by the Utsukushicho family, as Fluttershy understood Jotaro's secret plan to deal with Rubber Soul.
• Polnareff's "bum" joke on Hol Horse actually gets quite the laugh out of Avdol and Kakyoin. Hol Horse, on the other hand, is not so amused.
  Hol Horse: "Dude... Not funny..."
• Polnareff is a clear case of averting Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys. So when Kakyoin suggests a tactical retreat from Hol Horse following the "death" of Avdol...
  Polnareff: "Please don't make me adhere to the French stereotype..."
• When ZZ seems to have killed Jotaro, he pulls a Rage Against the Author and declares he's beaten mtnetsurfer himself and ended the story early... Only for Jotaro to pop up and give a little fourth-wall break of his own.
  Jotaro: "Haven't you read the original manga? You couldn't kill me then, and you sure as hell can't kill me now. Besides, who's gonna replace me as the main character, you?"
• While in Pakistan, Joseph tries talking to the locals... But in Arabic. Fluttershy points out they speak Urdu in Pakistan, which Joseph doesn't speak. So he gives up and tries to find someone who speaks English.
• When Enya, disguised as an old woman (keep in mind she's stopped her aging after ingesting DIO's blood), talks about how a James Bond movie was featured at her hotel twenty years ago... Fluttershy points out the only movie that would fit in that time frame, You Only Live Twice, was made twenty-one years ago (from 1988, the year the story takes place in) and didn't have any scenes in Pakistan. Enya sheepishly admits it was just a story she put on for the tourists.
• Polnareff's reaction when Hol Horse explains that Mannish Boy is with them on the Cessna flying out of Saudi Arabia.
  Polnareff: "Impossible. The only other person besides us in the plane is the... Oh..." (realizes that Hol Horse is talking about the baby the group agreed to take with them across the desert)
• DeKurliss had quipped that he'd like to see the Joestar team defeat Mannish Boy and Death 13. However, he wasn't expecting it to actually happen.
  DeKurliss: "I WAS JOKING!"
• Poor Oingo goes through the ringer trying to avoid suffering an explosion in Jotaro's place (due to his Stand disguising him as Jotaro). Not to mention it almost sounds like Joseph, Polnareff, and Hol Horse are trolling him the entire time.
  Oingo: "I swear, if they start getting into his sex life with Fluttershy..."
• Anubis' defeat is even more hilarious than canon, because he never gets a proper second fight after being taken from Chaka. Jonathan blinds his second on-screen user, who then gets taken down quickly. Then Fluttershy uses plants to handle the rest and toss it into the Nile. Anubis is left flailing because he can't possess plants the way he can people, and his constant freak-outs are a joy to witness.
  • Even better, Fluttershy accidentally caught him monologuing to himself about how he'll find a new user before going into his complicated backstory. Again, he's thinking this, meaning there's no way the Joestar team is able to hear what he's talking about.
• Polnareff and Fluttershy making a quip about how Japan still calls McDonald's hamburgers a "Quarter Pounder" despite using the metric system, while France (which also uses the metric system) calls it a "Royal Cheese".
• Early on in Alessi's appearance, he manages to tag Fluttershy with his Stand and de-age her. So now she's in trouble like Polnareff, right? WRONG! She yells out at the top of her lungs that she's being targeted by a pervert and the nearby crowd immediately turns on Alessi, forcing him to run for it. Truly the most hilarious way to deal with an enemy Stand user.
• Fluttershy's commentary as Jotaro beats the stuffing out of Telence is not only hilarious, but thematically matches the baseball video game they'd been playing moments earlier.
  Fluttershy: "And it's a high fly, folks! Telence T D'Arby, the last of the Ten Glory Gods, is outta here!"
  • Just before that happens though, Fluttershy postulates the question of whether Jotaro is going to beat Telence up with his right hand or his left. No surprise on what happens next, which is then followed by the above.
• Vanilla Ice is flabbergasted when Jonathan, who is DIO's Arch-Enemy, knows more about DIO than Ice himself. Especially since Ice had just seen through a sand copy of DIO... And it turned out to have been by accident! One can only imagine the scenario if that had really been DIO who was struck by Ice.
• Poor, poor Nukesaku, no matter what universe he's in, he's always going to be the resident Butt-Monkey of Stardust Crusaders. Not only does he end up being pummeled by both Star Platinum and Music in the Trees, he's also injected with venom thanks to some barbs from Fluttershy, stuffed into a sack and punted up the stairs leading to DIO's room, as well as being chopped up by DIO as he was in the middle of opening his master's casket.
  • Adding on to the first point above, once Jotaro and Fluttershy are done with the guy, Jotaro holds him up and practically demands that he take the group to DIO. He complies, obviously, but before that happens, he asks how they knew his nickname was Loser. The normally unflappable Jotaro can only look flabbergasted upon hearing that.
  Jotaro: "Gimme a break..."
• When the heroes finally reach DIO's lair, the room is decorated in such Gothic cliche that Fluttershy wonders if they're actually hunting Dracula.
• Seeing DIO nonchalantly Troll Senator Phillips can easily veer into Black Comedy. Just seeing the century-old vampire having fun with a Boisterous Weakling is bound to get a laugh or two even as the poor schmuck gets slightly maimed.
• One hilarious moment in the fight against DIO is when Iggy suddenly leaps into his face barking ferociously, starts tearing his hair out, then farting right in his face. Just seeing DIO stumble from this in a hilarious way, especially after what he did to Danny, is bound to be cathartic. Afterward, Polnareff suggests Iggy take it easy on the coffee gum.

A Gentleman, A Thief, A King, and A Hero

• When All Might is summoned as Berserker by Kariya, he introduces himself in typical fashion... Only to realize that neither Kariya nor Zouken know who he is. When he asks the current year, he's a little deflated (not literally) to learn he got sent back to 1994.
• The first "battle" sees Lupin against Archer. You'd think this fight would be in Gilgamesh's favor, but in typical fashion, Lupin outright humiliates the demi-god king and even swipes some of his treasure swords right out of the Gate of Babylon (Lupin has a Noble Phantasm that let's him steal physical Noble Phantasms).
• The dynamic between Evan and Lancer gives us a rare example of a funny Straight Man in Evan, who pretty much couldn't stand Lancer being the Brainless Beauty with an Honor Before Reason mentality that left him unable to properly function in the Holy Grail War.
• By contrast, Jonathan and Lupin make for the perfect Straight Man and Wise Guy routine, with Jonathan more than willing to indulge in Lupin's Obfuscating Stupidity and wacky antics with typical Straight Man setup, even getting a quip or two of his own from time to time.
• Waver sums up just how crazy this Lighter and Softer version of the Fourth Holy Grail War is.
  Waver: "Cat boys that fly on dragons… Stand users that wield light itself… Superheroes that can create tornadoes just by punching… And a master thief who barely takes things seriously… When did the Holy Grail War get so bonkers?"
• As much as Caster is played for horror, there is one funny moment to his name. That being when he learns that Jeanne d'Arc was executed for cross-dressing of all things.
  Caster: "Seriously? That's just stupid. I always thought God preached free will…"
• After Caster's death, Ryuunosuke tries to scramble away in order to lay low. Problem is, the sewer he was hiding out in with Caster is currently under dragnet by Zenigata. And Ryuunosuke just happens to be covered in blood from his latest victim. Zenigata is summarily amused.
  Zenigata: "Well, well. Sometimes the universe just hands you a freebie."
• Just the amount of disrespect Lupin and Jonathan throw at Lancer is hilarious. Even better is that he refuses to accept their criticism... Which causes them to criticize him even more!
• Archer's Humiliation Conga from the moment he steps on the battlefield. First Jonathan gets in the way of him trying to kill Lupin, then he has to admit to resorting to Boring, but Practical weapons for his Gate of Babylon to avoid losing anymore, then Lupin uses a rocket with glue hidden inside knowing Archer would try to simply slice it apart, then Jonathan pummels him with his Sunlight Yellow Overdrive before damaging the royal jewels, then just as he gets the glue off he finds out it caused his eyebrows to tear off. To top it all off, just as Archer's rage is reaching its peak... He gets blown up by a hidden explosive Lupin planted to cover his and Kirei's escape. After that, Archer is just done and decides to wait until Lupin has no choice but to seek him out for the last fight in the Grail War.
• Lupin checking in on Zenigata to let him know about Sakura's imprisonment has some hilarious moments, including Lupin noticing Badge and pretending to mistake it for a real inspector's badge.
  Zenigata: "It's my Stand, you French idiot."
• This lovely exchange between Lupin and Risei.
  Lupin: "Please open the door, Father. I've been a naughty boy."
  Risei: "You know by now you've committed so many sins it's come full circle and I'm certain you're bound for Heaven. So why bother with confession?"
  • This is immediately followed up by Lupin revealing that he brought Kariya to see Sakura, making Risei comment that he's on the edge of breaking his vow of sobriety.
• Lupin's bank heist plays out like a classic episode of Lupin the Third in all its hilarious glory, complete with Akimi's Stand filling in for the comically large amount of officers Zenigata brings with him trying to chase down Lupin all the time.
• As Tokiomi and Risei are driving with Evan and Rider to find Pycal, they're met with the sight of Kariya and All Might thumbing for a ride. Just the sight of the Symbol of Peace hitchhiking is enough to get a genuine laugh out of Tokiomi.
• Waver gets completely stunned when he learns Kayneth, his former teacher as a high-ranking Magus, is in debt.
• Jonathan is normally a gentleman right down to his grammar. So for him to drop a Precision F-Strike during his fight with Lupin is just hilarious to hear. He even thinks to himself how his grandson Joseph must be rubbing off on him... Right as he goes to town on Lupin using a minigun!
• During the fight between Rider and Evan, Waver spouts a nice Shout-Out to NicoB when he sees Roland raise a certain weapon against Rider's army.
  Waver: "Holy shit, that man has a gun—" (BANG!)
• Although Angra Mainyu may be played terrifyingly straight, he does get one chuckle-worthy moment in.
  Angra Mainyu: "So you know. I am the Grail. And right now you are inside me." (Beat) "That sounded a lot less dirty in my head."
  • Even better is that he's saying this while in the form of Izuku Midoriya. Now just imagine if he had said this while in Fujiko, Aranella, or Erina's form. Hello, Nightmare Retardant.

Diamond is Unbreakable

• Pinkie Pie in general proves to be a great source of comedy in this story. Her Stand as well, since its main power is to create a world where Toon Physics apply to anyone.
• Apparently when it was revealed that Joseph had an illegitimate son (Josuke) with another woman, Suzi Q tried to castrate him with a melon baller while Applejack held her back and Caesar had Joseph in a chokehold. Even Jotaro couldn't help but laugh at the scene.
• Fluttershy still has to play the Clingy Jealous Girl even when she and Jotaro are married. A trio of high school girls wind up enamored despite him yelling at them to stop screaming, and even Tomoko winds up dazed by his appearance. Both times Fluttershy has to intervene and it's hilarious.
• Pinkie does get a few specific mentions on this page, such as her personal Kiai during a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown. In her case, she constantly calls out "Warai", a Japanese onomatopoeia for laughing. Which means she's going "LOL" over and over while wailing on a bad guy.
• Once Josuke manages to trap Aqua Necklace, Pinkie takes great pleasure in shaking the bottle regularly, knowing it'll both hurt and enrage Angelo.
• Just when he insults Josuke about taking the time to comb his hair during an interrogation, Angelo remembers Pinkie's warning about Josuke's anger when someone insults his hair, and has a horrified Oh, Crap! right before Josuke fuses him completely into the stone he was trapped in, creating the famous Angelo Stone.
• This little nod to JoJolion.
  Josuke: "Next you'll say I'm a gay sailor in another dimension."
  Pinkie: "No. Just a hetero sailor with four balls."
• The simple fact that Okuyasu, a guy that's the textbook definition of Book Dumb, can figure out how a cartoon works by simply not thinking about it and just letting the cartoon do its thing. This lets him easily take advantage of Pinkie's toon world without issue.
• After Josuke heals Koichi's arrow wound, Pinkie does the old "How many fingers am I holding up?" routine. Koichi for some reason counts eleven... Because Pinkie at that moment does have eleven fingers, having used her Stand to create an extra one just to make sure Koichi was paying attention and wasn't still groggy.
• When Akira tries to threaten Jotaro over the phone, he uses Red Hot Chili Pepper to blow the phone up as a warning... Only for there to be no kaboom. Turns out Fluttershy stopped the electrical burst by inserting a root into the phone. That promptly shuts Akira up.
• Hazamada tries to use his Stand to control Josuke into choking out Pinkie... But when Pinkie goes limp after just a few seconds, he leaves it at that. His own Stand is dumbfounded that he thought it would be like on TV.
• Pinkie tries to come up with a plan to stop Yukako from going all Yandere for Koichi, only for Josuke to just do what they did in canon, which Pinkie warned was not a good idea. She not only complains that Josuke's supposed to be the smart one of the team, but her flaring emotions (literally) leave her looking like a burned out match.
  Pinkie: "DAMN YOU, PLOT!"
• Pinkie sends Yukako a warning shot via Pie in the Face through the phone line of a pay phone. Even better, it's apparently Yukako's favorite flavor (chocolate mousse).
• Josuke seems convinced that Tonio might be an evil Stand user, and Pinkie is dismissive. So Josuke dares her to name one good Stand user that they encountered since the story began.
  Pinkie: "You. Me. Koichi. Jotaro. Fluttershy. Kakyoin."
  Josuke: "I said one!"
• The fact that Akira, of all people, is the one to lampshade the Musical Theme Naming of Stands. You'd think it would be Pinkie since she's a Fourth-Wall Observer, but nope.
• Akira gets his pinkie broken by Josuke (after boasting that he'd only win using his pinkie) and gets called out on forgetting to use Pinkie's toon world. Which leads to this little gem.
  Koichi: "You forgot about Pinkie... And he broke your pinkie!"
• When trying to calm down Shizuka (the invisible baby), Josuke at one point mimics his dad's classic, "OH MY GOD!"
• After learning that Koichi has been going off on his own for a few days, Okuyasu brings up the possibility that Koichi might be seeing a girl... Only to get a Dope Slap from Yukako. Even funnier? That's her being tame.
• When Koichi, Rohan, Yukako, and Pinkie run into Reimi, they're briefly stunned at how similar she looks to Pinkie.
• When Rohan is using Heaven's Door to look up Reimi's memories, he gets to some of the naughtier bits and reads them out loud... Only to stop when he feels the angry glares of Pinkie and Yukako right behind him.
• The scene where Reimi recounts the story of her murder, framing it as an urban legend, gets some Nightmare Retardant when Pinkie invokes Pass the Popcorn. She basically treats it like a theater production, and even Reimi can't help but be amused by it.
• It's really amusing that what ultimately gets Yoshikagi caught... Is that he gets mistaken for a sandwich thief by Pinkie and Shigechi.
• Once again, a JoJo villain's canon assertion is deconstructed by another character, Yoshikage in this case. In a case of delightful irony, the one to do so is Kakyoin, who just two stories ago had his own (admittedly brainwashing-induced) ideology completely shut down.
  Yoshikage: "My stamina's not what it used to be. I thought about getting a membership at the Grape Hills public gym, working out... But then I thought about all the sweaty, unwashed guys, probably touching the weights with the same hands they use to masturbate!"
  Kakyoin: "Never stopped me. After all, they clean the weights regularly because of the large clientele."
  • Even funnier is that for once, the villain doesn't comment on it. Either Yoshikage is that committed to keeping a quiet life or he's too badly injured to argue.
• The chapter introducing Nu Mikitakazo Nshi, here confirmed to be an actual alien. He even reveals the reason why he can't see Stands despite having one... He's colorblind to souls.
• When Josuke brings up how his grandma once got run over by a car twice, Pinkie brings up the obvious joke involving Lisa Lisa (Josuke's paternal grandmother) getting hit twice by Kars. Rohan thinks it's Actually Pretty Funny.
  • Even better, Nu notes privately that his race's migrant fleet had apparently passed by Kars, still frozen in stone while floating through space.
• When Josuke and Pinkie find Yuya at the hospital, his three girlfriends start to give them grief only for Pinkie to use Smile to slap them. This makes Yuya call her out... Using her nickname, because he noticed she had pink hair. He's shocked to find out that's her actual nickname.
• Pinkie's Nervous Tic when she gets scared? The color literally drains from her body. Not just her skin, but her hair, her clothes, everything! It's so comical that Terunosuke thinks it's just a facade (in reality Pinkie's trained herself to not show any outward signs of fear).
• This little exchange when Rohan calls Pinkie over to explain that he's under attack.
  Pinkie: "It's a Stand that attaches to your back and was technically the Stand of the architect you contacted who had no idea and thought its whispering was some sort of phobia and if anyone sees your back then it'll kill you and latch onto that person and now it's trying to get you to burn all your photos and will likely try to kill you once you've given in."
  Rohan (after picking up his jaw): "And its name is Cheap Trick. How did you figure the rest out?"
  Pinkie: "Just a hunch."
• Somehow Yoshikage knows Tama's Stand is called Stray Cat. Keep in mind Tama can't communicate with humans and Yoshikage can't read minds. And yet they both named Tama's Stand the exact same thing.

Golden Wind

• When Koichi and Yukako confront Giorno over their missing luggage, he tries to play it off like he already sold it, only for Rarity to Dope Slap him and point out they couldn't sell the luggage due to it being tracked. Giorno then gives her a look and Rarity realizes she'd accidentally outed herself as an accomplice.
• In canon we saw what Gold Experience can do to living beings from Buccellati's perspective. One thing that sticks out is that for some reason Gold Experience was trying to attack what turned out to be Buccellati's overclocked consciousness, which in hindsight doesn't make sense... Until now. Turns out Giorno was trying to have Gold Experience get a reaction out of Buccellati to see what was going on.
• Giorno and Rarity were fully prepared to play the long game in regards to overthrowing Passione's boss, only for fate to decide The Call Knows Where You Live and thrust the two into Giorno's bizarre adventure.
• Rarity in general basically becomes the Team Mom for the group, especially where Mista and Sex Pistols are concerned.
• During the fight with Sale, Rarity gets tired of Mista's irrational fear of the number four and deliberately slaps him four times, twice across each cheek. Mista is naturally incredulous.
  Mista: "Did you just slap me four times!?"
  Rarity: "I just slapped you four times."
• As the team is wondering how to move Trish now that La Squadra is starting to close in, Giorno suggests that the boss will contact them with a plan. Abbacchio suggests that could weeks, when suddenly...
  Mista: "The boss just sent an email for Buccellati."
  Rarity (to Abbacchio): "I hope you feel this big." (presses her index finger to her thumb)
• During the ride to the train station, a sudden braking occurs. Rarity keeps Fugo from landing on Trish's breasts like in canon... Only for Mista to do it instead.
• This little exchange just after Rarity gets attacked by Baby Face Junior.
  Giorno: "Rarity, what's wrong? I saw you limping and... Dios mio!"
  Rarity (speaking through Art of the Dress): "This is no time to think of your father! As you can see... I AM UNDER ATTACK!"
• Ghiaccio goes on his normal rant about how a city's name should be what it is in the country's native tongue... In a story where all the Italian cities are given their native names because the whole story takes place in Italy.
• The Smash Cut from Fugo pledging his loyalty to Giorno to him at the restaurant saying the plan is stupid can be hilariously jarring. Even better, he's not going back now, just saying the plan is stupid.
• Buccellati's first thought when dealing with Clash is to avoid large bodies of water. To which Mista reminds him that they're currently in Venice, a.k.a. the City of Water!
• There's something hilarious about Diavolo, having been warned by DeKurliss that killing him will lose him his empire, taking petty revenge instead by using King Crimson to break the fortune teller's crystal ball.
  DeKurliss: "How rude..."
• Once again we get some silliness when Silver Chariot Requiem winds up swapping everyone's souls. This time we include Fugo and Rarity, Abbacchio and Polnareff, and even Buccellati gets swapped with Diavolo (technically Doppio but it's still hilarious).

Stone Ocean

• How do Jolyne and Rainbow first meet? With Rainbow laughing at Jolyne when she tells the story of how she got caught masturbating.
• While Jolyne and Rainbow enjoy their first night in bed together, Gwess is in the bed above them... Tied up and gagged by Jolyne's threads, meaning she has to endure hearing all the naughty fun times.
• Johngalli's other senses can make up for his blindness in a number of areas... Except when it comes to putting his clothes on correctly.
• Miraschon gets absolutely dunked on in this story, not even able to properly get in an epic fight like she did in canon. Instead Rainbow shuts her Stand down... By successfully arguing that she wasn't cheating during a bet. The last thing she sees before waking up in the hospital ward is Stone Free's fist.
• When Kenzō starts to make his introduction and the secret to his long life, Jolyne cuts him off before he can reveal it and points out that it's wasted, since her ancestor Jonathan was able to live for a hundred years thanks to Hamon and only looked sixty at the time of his death.
• In a bit of Black Comedy during the bizarre plant growth made from DIO's bone, Anasui jokes that he had no idea Jolyne's mother (Fluttershy) was visiting.
• The casual way Ryusei admits to having killed DeKurliss by inducing a heart attack. Wes' normal stoicism actually breaks slighty, while Atroe chuckles nervously. Both are clearly unnerved by Ryusei's apparent bloodlust.
• Fluttershy gets home and tells Jotaro that some weird stuff has been happening, but he casually brushes it off. Then she tells him that Jolyne had apparently broken out of prison, causing the normally stoic JoJo to do a Spit Take.
• Remember when Fluttershy got mad at Midler for flirting with Jotaro? Well now she's learned from Giorno that Midler was one of DIO's brides, and she is even less happy.
  Fluttershy: "Flirting with my husband when she already had DIO... The nerve! I should have given her more than a bleeding mouth and tongue!"
  • Even better is Giorno's response... To simply sip his coffee because he has no other idea how to respond.
• When Bohemian Rhapsody starts running wild, Jolyne grows concerned since her dad is bound to get mad at the Stand user for interrupting Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger. Sure enough, we get a scene where Jotaro and Fluttershy are helping said Gokaigers deal with Action Commander Osogain. Truly Jotaro has become an Ascended Fanboy (it's already been established that he's a big time fan of Super Sentai).
  • What makes this scene better isn't just the fact that Gokai Silver is apologizing for this happening, saying how it wasn't in the script, Joseph is there not caring about the chaos due to the fact that he gets to see Johnathan again (a version of him had emerged from a portrait in the Joestar mansion's main hall).
• It seems Rarity is visiting the Joestar estate (now relocated to Florida) alongside Giorno. Humorously, Gwess initially mistakes her for a maid when she answers the door for Jolyne.
• Just the sight of a younger Rainbow Dash using her early usage of Hamon to act like a Magical Girl. It's so silly that it snaps Wes out of his enraged funk, which would later help out the team in the present.
• In a bit of meta humor, Rarity and Giorno interacted with Pony!Rarity and Spike. Seeing Spike get jealous of Giorno being with an alternate version of Rarity was Actually Pretty Funny to the mafia don.
• Back when the story was on Fimfiction, one commentor stated that he couldn't see either Funny Valentine or Giorno having any truly significant part to play in the final battle, a chapter before said final battle. Thing is, at the time, mtnetsurfer had already written out said final battle ahead of time, which had Giorno use Gold Experience Requiem reduce Made in Heaven back down to Whitesnake, and Valentine be the one to kill Pucci. The commentor was so amused, he drew a piece of fanart with both men reading said comment, then turning around wearing sunglasses and grinning while saying, "Challenge accepted!"

Spirit Tracks

• This story is basically a JoJo Isekai story! That alone should tell you how much mtnetsurfer decided to Jump the Shark once he decided to prevent Made in Heaven from resetting the universe!
• The Swords of Darkness each have Stands referencing the ending themes of the JoJo anime. Lukeluther's deserves special mention... Because it's basically the "To Be Continued" arrow in Stand form.
• Naberal's deadpan flirting with Lukeluthor. She makes it clear that she is interested in him, but she won't let just any man under her skirt. To which Lukeluthor retorts that he's got too much respect for women to try that constantly.
  Naberal: "Then you're already much better than most men who lay eyes on me."
• The flashback chapters mimic the Book of Circus from Black Butler, which provides a hilarious moment in the first chapter. When Reinfelt dives under the table (thinking his men are about to shoot up Speedwagon's dining hall and kill everyone inside), instead of seeing his perspective and the scenario he imagines is happening, we see everyone else's perspective. Which means we're treated to the hilarious sight of a man diving under the table for seemingly no reason while stating that their hour is up.
• As Fred Abberline comes to arrest Reinfelt for his crimes, he notes that he's aware that Jonathan and Twilight are responsbile for killing Jack the Ripper. The siblings understandably feel akward about this, knowing Abberline had been on the Ripper's trail for months before that point.
• When working to unite the lizardman tribes against the threat of the demon train, Zaryusu, Takemikazuchi, and Cocytus meet with the Red Eye tribe leader, a female named Crusch Lulu. She turns out to be an albino, and not considered attractive by lizardman standards. Which makes it real hilarious when Zaryusu takes one look at her and suddenly utters a high-pitched mating call, getting them both flustered.
• When Gyro notices both Aura and Mare are crossdressing (Aura is a Sweet Polly Oliver while Mare is a Dude Looks Like a Lady) he asks Bukubukuchagama why she had them dress that way. Buku just thinks she's rude for not introducing herself and the twins.
• During the fight with Dahlman, he makes a hard (but not fatal) blow to Gyro. After killing Dahlman by shooting him through the brain, George pops this one-liner.
  George: "That was for Gyro."
  Gyro: "I'm not exactly dead yet."
  George: "Yeah, but I've always wanted to say a cool line like that."
• Gyro getting Starlight flustered over her growing crush on George. Even better, when he grins, it's shown he still has the golden grill he had in canon (at least it makes more sense since this story takes place in 2012 instead of the late 1800s).
• When George tells the team about Josuke's biggest Berserk Button (insulting his hair), Shasryu and Zaryusu quietly note that they were curious why their survival instincts were saying Josuke's hair was dangerous.
• When Tolkien was first introduced, she seemed like a No-Nonsense Nemesis who pulled a Heel–Face Turn after the team defeated her. But when it became clear that she could spend more time with her daughter Zesshi, Holly realized the two had a lot in common as equally embarrassing parents. Clearly she knows why Jotaro keeps calling her "bitch".
• Holly once again shows just how much of a Womanchild she is when she names her Stand Chumbawamba. George considers it to be the most ridiculous Stand name he's ever heard of, even more than Cream!
• Doll may dress like a prim and proper ballerina, but she's anything but a proper lady, actually placing Finny's hand on her boob just for giggles and offering to let him take a peek under her skirt. And all to prove she's a real woman too.

Jojolion

• The wacky antics Chisa and Kakyoin find themselves in while gathering the 77th class. A few of the class' Stands are even featured in hilarious ways.
• The hijinx that ensue when Hiyoko pours a bottle of aphrodisiac-laced soup into Teruteru's pot of nikujaga. Then karma hits when a now very horny Teruteru sets his sights on Hiyoko. Lucky for her, Chiaki was able to snap out of it long enough to stop him.
• The brief but funny scene of Gundham using his Stand to easily take down a pervert trying to steal school swimsuits from the girls.
• When Sonia spots Filia in New Meridian, she notes the girl has put on some pounds. Filia attributes it to needing to feed two beings, herself and Samson the Parasite.
  Samson: "Excuse me for being a glutton!"
• Fuyuhiko proves he's got a sense of humor when he uses his Stand, or one aspect of it, to give a mobster a wedgie for harassing a fish girl.
• After Miss Fortune and Hajime knock out Cerebella, Teruteru wants to check her heartbeat... By pulling down her dress. Literally everyone else there gives a big fat "NO!"
• A lot of the fight between Nekomaru and Eliza takes cues from Imperfect Cell vs Android 16 from Dragon Ball Z Abridged, with Nekomaru in the role of Android 16 and completely shutting down Eliza.
• Hiyoko scores an early strike against Fukua... Using her boobs! Which, for the record, grew several cups sizes after she hit her growth spurt.
  Hiyoko: "I love having big boobs..."
• Brain Drain was expecting the team to have forced their way into his private lab, but it turns out they guessed the passcode. How? Painwheel suspected it was Valentine's measurements, since she's such a Proud Beauty. Even Brain Drain is amused by this.
• During the battle against the zombies, Peacock uses her "Shadow of Impending Doom" and gets... A road roller.
  Peacock: "I have no idea where that came from."
• Albus and Horace get a nice case of Non Sequitur, *Thud* after Filia and Squigly hand them their asses.
  Albus: "Mother, is that you...? I'm sorry... I didn't know they were yours..."
  Horace: "My name is Yon Yonson, I live in Wisconsin, I work in the lumberyard there..."
• The hilarious way in which Nekomaru describes a back massage for Akane.
  Nekomaru: "When you (various expletives) six liters of custard (various expletives) large handfuls of gravel (various expletives) bus conductor (various expletives) in an anti-clockwise motion."
• Byakuya accidentally saw Sonia masturbating and needed Brain Bleach afterward.
  Byakuya: "I accidentally caught a glimpse. It was a like train wreck. You don't want to stare but it's hard to look away. I really didn't need to see you (various expletives) with a copy of Gardner's Weekly (various expletives) side order of rice (various expletives) six Filipino boys (various expletives) Noel Edmunds (various expletives) whilst choking yourself."
  Sonia: "Oh my. Can I even become queen at this rate?"
• Makoto gets his own Kiai, which ends with his classic, "Sore wa chigau yo!" (You've got that wrong!) Why? Just because it's funny and it fits him.
• Monokuma, the demented mascot of Danganronpa itself... Is reduced to mook-level status as a creation of Honami to buy time on the surface while she goes for The Book of The Law. That's going to be cathartic and hilarious to anyone who's played the games.

Phantom Thief Joker

• Usagi may be demented, but he's not stupid and does pull off a successful assassination during Joker's heist (the two being mutually exclusive). Which makes it funny when he sees Joker phase through a genetic lock to grab a piece of jewelry and still thinks it's a good idea to have his zombies try shooting the guy.

Cruel Angel's Thesis

• Out of all the things that Neon Genesis Evangelion could be crossed over with, Doubutsu Sentai Zyuohger is not something that immediately comes to mind. This effectively turns this part into a JoJo Tokusatsu.
• During her fight with Sachiel, Rei ends up landing a Groin Attack on him at one point, with Sachiel thinking to himself how his eyes would be bugging out if he actually had eyes. Now ain't that a mental image. And as he's watching this, Shinji winces as he covers his own crotch.

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