A wildly popular Daria fanfic series by Charles RB that grew out of a joke post in a discussion thread about what the show would be like if it were set in the present day instead of The Nineties.For all her vaunted unconventionality, one thing about Daria that was very typical of teenagers in the 1990s was her parents: a pair of over-stressed working professionals who had, of course, been hippies in their youth before inevitably selling out.What happens if you move the setting about a decade and a half forward, into The New Tens? New Age Retro Hippies aside, Jake and Helen are going to need a new counterculture phenomenon to dive headfirst into. That phenomenon: Hardcore Punk.Now what happens if you subtract the whole selling out thing?God Save The Esteem happens, that's what.This isn't the only thing that's changed, of course. Quinn is still just as cliquey and attention-whoring as ever, only now that she's been molded in "Jake The Snake" & "Hellion Wheels"' graven image she leads Lawndale High's resident gang of Delinquents and makes it her mission in life to stick it to The Man wherever he's found (as long as she can look cool doing it). Tom Sloane and his sister Elsie are attending Lawndale High as well, the family fortune not quite up to the task of paying for a fancy prep school amid the ongoing collapse of Western Civilization. Aunt Amy is a tabloid TV reporter and object of a much more visibly bi-curious Jane Lane's nervous affections. Principal Li is even more insane and fascistic than before thanks to post-9/11 paranoia.And Daria? She's still the same Deadpan Snarker we all know and love.Between dating Tom Sloane, putting up with her family, and navigating the unholy new social order at Lawndale High, Daria's life is... interesting, in the "may you live" sense.Has a prequel, Moving Pictures, revolving around Helen and Amy's childhood. Later chapters are also punctuated by short "Meanwhile, Sideways in Time" segments, featuring an Alternate Universe where "Dire Daria" is a punk but everyone else is normal.This Daria fanfic contains examples of:
Adaptation Name Change: Aside from all the punk nicknames, Guy Fawkes Day becomes Bonfire Night. note Charles RB is British, so he substituted the British name for the name used by most Americans. This holds true for a lot of the slang and terminology in the series.
Alpha Bitch: Sandi and the other popular girls play this straighter than in canon, going after Daria instead of just bickering amongst each other.
Alternate Universe: To Daria itself, of course, but also the "Meanwhile, Sideways in Time" segments.
Amazon Chaser: In this universe, Joey and Jeffy are not interested in "Killer" Quinn. Jamie, however, still is.
Daria herself after she realizes the full consequences of all the trouble she's caused for the school.
Beware the Nice Ones: The normally demure Stacy has one alter who's a violence-loving punk and another who's a crazed vigilante based on the Slasher villain of a different, horror-themed fanfic.
Brittany, of all people, who the other school athletics types had to keep distracted to prevent her from blowing the whistle on their first attempt on Daria's life is actually leading them in the second after the school gets closed down.
Big Bad Wannabe: While this Sandi Griffin is considerably more vicious, bullying and even violent than her original series version, she's still just as incompetent as she ever was.
Blood Knight: All the Morgendorffers, bar Daria love getting into violent drunken brawls, but Killer Quinn is particularly enthusiastic when it comes to fighting.
Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs: "Quinn had watched some of Aunt Amy's movie collection and everything about this place screamed serial killers or aliens or ghosts or serial aliens that were ghosts would attack."
Seen in particular with Stacy in "Epic F Word." After so long of her multiple personalities being played purely for laughs, it's quite jarring to see her reach the breaking point and suffer a nervous breakdown which is treated with dead seriousness.
Character Development: Daria's character arc gets some interesting tweaks from the original. While Canon!Daria gradually learns to let her hard-edged, cynical mask down a bit, many people complained it made her seem too vulnerable compared to the more unflappable persona from earlier episodes (though we do get plenty of hints she's hiding some pretty serious insecurities early on). Mr. RB takes full advantage of hindsight with this and makes Daria's issues a bit more explicit from the get-go so he can spend the rest of the series building her up into the kind of woman Season 1!Daria pretended to be.
Character Exaggeration: While Canon!Jane was only energetic and silly in comparison to Daria (and really, who isn't?), GStE!Jane is considerably more manic, often to the point of Cloud Cuckoolander-dom.
The Cutie: This role is given to Cindy Brolsma, a backgrounder from the show who looks somewhat like a slightly chubby, more serene-looking version of Daria. She eventually rises to become the most popular girl in school after the cheerleaders and girls sports' teams are laid low by the grade-fixing scandal and the Fashion and Glee clubs mutually destroy each other by spreading rumors about the other side having STDs.
Darker and Edgier: Not to excess but the lack of network censors certainly ups the amount of transgressive subject matter that can be explored and the physical and emotional stakes are often higher than the original. One notable thing is that while the school jocks were merely unpleasant in canon, after Daria exposes the grade fixing scheme she becomes a target of actual violence and it's entirely possible they might have killed her and Jane on the rooftop if Quinn and the Maleficent Eleven hadn't intervened.
Hotter and Sexier. Unlike in the canon series, Daria and Tom actually do the deed...and on a regular basis too.
Mr. O'Neill, upon learning how low Lawndale High's reputation (along with that of it's staff and students) had fallen, throws himself out of the window of his hotel room. Since he was in a first floor room, he survives unharmed and spends the rest of the series in a psychiatric facility.
Quinn comments early on that Burnout Girl's real name is unknown (later revealed to be Jennifer).
Played straight with Shaggy. Daria sees his name while going through student files, but never reveals it.
Everyone Has Standards: "Ken Edwards radiated slime and creepiness like Chernobyl radiated... er, yeah. Daria even spotted Upchuck looking unnerved, and Upchuck had come to school with two pimp canes that day."
“You realise when this has a violent, chaos-filled resolution, we’ll be involved whether we want to or not,”
Girl Posse: The Fashion Club, of course, this time with Tom's sister Elsie taking Quinn's place as Vice President and The Starscream to Sandi's Megatron.
Gone Horribly Right: Daria created Lawndale Leaks to expose Li's corruption, and revealed the site's existence to the local news channels. She never expected that the story would be picked up by CNN, MSNBC, BBC, and Fox News, amongst other smaller news groups and spread worldwide.
Tom:"...our school is on the news."
Daria:"Which news network?"
Tom:"All of them.
Grievous Harm with a Body: "...failing that, [Quinn and Bob] resorted to using two metallers as weapons (the metallers were quite happy about this)."
During the Lawndale Brawl, Andrea uses a downed hockey player as a weapon. Also, Spike is mentioned as being used for a Battering Ram.
Let's not even try to count the number of head-butts that occur.
Hope Spot: Pryzbylewski's intervention against Superintendent Pascal would have been enough to save LHS had it not been for Brittany taking a minor throwaway gag from Daria and running with it...
Intrepid Reporter: Aunt Amy often finds herself in perilous, though mostly just disgusting, situations in her work for Sick, Sad World.
As a quick gag, a minor character named Aleesha tells Daria that she would be willing to have a one-night stand. Daria declines.
Quinn and Bonfire Night, possibly.
Jerk with a Heart of Gold: For all his boorishness, Tommy Sherman becomes surprisingly sympathetic here with his desire to help the kids of Lawndale high have a better future than he did.
Likewise, DeMartino is shown to have a soft side for students like Daria who actively strive to learn. He subtly encourages her to create Lawndale Leaks by revealing his past as a neo-hippie to her.
Karma Houdini: Amy never gets called out on the fact that she not only knew about Erin's disintegrating relationship with Brian (as well as her affair with Andrew), but in fact gave her advice on how to ensure that the affair would end profitably for Erin. When the relationship implodes (at the wedding, no less), Amy has the gall to lay all the blame on Daria because her teenage niece didn't do anything after seeing the warning signs.
Kavorka Man: Cindy could be seen as a rare female example. Short, plump, slightly nerdy-looking (though intensely cute if you're into that sorta thing) and somehow nearly every boy in school is crazy about her. Cindy, for her part, is rather bemused by the whole thing.
Lampshade Hanging: At one point Daria notes that a good number of Quinn's gang aren't really punks, but members of other subcultures like Goths.
The logical and metaphysical implications of the Holidays are brought up but mostly ignored.
Loli Con: Creepy one-shot substitute English teacher Ken Edwards is upgraded to a major character after he takes over Mr. O'Neill's class when the latter is promoted to principal.
Minor Crime Reveals Major Plot: Played with. While investigating the savage beating of Kevin Thompson, Daria and Cindy uncover a ring of students stealing test answers from the teachers and selling them on the black market. However, it turns out Kevin had nothing to do with that; some jock from a rival team just jumped him for fooling around with his girlfriend.
Mistaken for Cheating: Cindy sees Tom with Astrid and assumes he's cheating on Daria. Fortunately, Daria easily explains the truth...only for their conversation to be overheard and misunderstood, setting off the rumor mill.
Mood Whiplash: The tone of the series can go from broad comedy to heart-wrenching angst so fast it'll make your head spin.
Moral Guardians: To reflect the changes in the evil forces preying on modern teens, Val is updated from a vapid plastic surgery addict pretending to be a child to a cloying, hypocritical, pseudo-religious abstinence freak.
Mythology Gag: A particularly creepy one appears in Daria's High Score where we learn that Daria's terrifying Slasher Smile in the black and white pilot episode Sealed With A Kick is also her O-face.
OC Stand In: As is de rigeur for Dariafic, numerous unnamed background characters gain names, personalities and some even become fairly major characters, most notably the members of Quinn's gang and Cindy Brolsma.
OOC Is Serious Business: While Canon!Daria had this to some degree, the severity of the meltdowns she starts having during the Grandma Barksdale arc is a pretty shocking indicator of shit getting real.
Stacy, having developed 5 separate personalities, has this almost everytime she appears in the story. Until she ends up playing Personality Russian Roulette and suffers a nervous breakdown.
One Steve Limit: Averted in the case of Stacy; all of her personalities are named Stacy.
“Does Stacy look familiar to you?” asked one soccer player to another.
“Nah, you’re just getting her confused with Stacy cos they’re both called Stacy.”
Pet the Dog: The last time we see Sandi, she and the Maleficent Eleven are putting aside their differences to see Stacy in the hospital.
Pyrrhic Victory: Discussed between Helen and Jim Vitale—sure, he can probably beat her if their case goes to court, but a huge law firm like his having such a hard time against a single self-employed woman dressed in leather and piercings? Doesn't exactly make them look competent. Vitale sees her point and decides to settle.
The Quincy Punk: Killer Quinn and the rest of The Maleficent Eleven actually seem to strive to be this.
Recursive Fanfiction: The aforementioned Moving Pictures is a semi-example, as while it is written by a different author, it's accepted as part of the canon. There are several more straight examples, though.
Ripped from the Headlines: "Occupational Hazard" (a parody of the Occupy Movement) is the most obvious example. The B-plot of "Dance Noon" was also inspired by an article about misogyny in the punk community.
Screw This, I'm Outta Here!: Jodie, defecting from Sandi's council of popular girls. She and Daria aren't friends, but she finds their plans to destroy her pointless and annoying.
Jodie and Daria both almost declare this concerning Lawndale High: Jodie in the wake of her parents divorce, and Daria when her grandmother tempts her with the chance to go to Fielding.
Serial Spouse: As in canon, Rita's implied to have been married at least twice, but Daria is surprised to learn that Amy has actually been married four times (though she prefers not to count the time when she was drunk in Vegas).
Ship Tease: One of the aforementioned recursive fanfics was a Slash Fic that began with Jane subbing for Amy's cameraman. Guess what happens in the B-plot of Highland Lassie?
Shout-Out: Crawling with nods to other Daria fanworks. For instance, Jake's older sister (who never appears in the show at all but was mentioned by Word of God) has two sons named John and Finn, based on Gender Flipped version of Jane & Quinn from two other popular fanfic serials.
Spared by the Adaptation: Tommy Sherman not only survives his encounter with Daria but later becomes the school's new gym teacher. Can't win 'em all, eh, Daria?
For a time, Mad Dog Morgendorffer was alive, albeit kept so only by his anger and hatred.
Split Personality: Stacy of the Fashion Club has about five or six of themnote Normal Stacy, Death Rowe (a punk), a soccer player, a brain, and Goggle-Eyes (a mask-wearing vigilante armed with a paintball gun)...all of them named Stacy, and in this series, to cope with all social situations. And counting.
Springtime for Hitler: One of the "Meanwhile, Sideways in Time" segments involves Dire Daria's failed attempts to get fired from the Okay to Cry Corral.
The Stoner: Shaggy and Burnout from the Maleficent Eleven.
Strawman Political: Played for laughs, natch, with both the Morgendorffer's ludicrously over the top anti-establishment bent and Evil!Jodie's Teabaggery.
Wham Episode: Several, most recently Epic F Word, featuring Principal O'Neill attempting suicide and being replaced by De Martino, Stacy suffering a complete nervous breakdown and Lawndale High finally being shut down for good by the state.
What the Hell, Hero?: Amy calls out Daria for not saying anything after Daria notices (without talking to anyone ) that the relationship between Erin and Brian is going south.
On that note, Amy herself knew that the relationship was doomed (Erin having sought out her advice) and, rather than try to help, gave Erin advice on how to sleep with your boss more effectively for both profit and pleasure.
Where Da White Women At?: Instead of Jodie, Mack starts off in a relationship with Brittany's friend and fellow blond cheerleader Angie, though he eventually dumps her when he learns of her involvement in Sandi's plans to bully Daria.
And then there's Andrew Landon's affair with Erin.
Wouldn't Hit a Girl: Robert, which is why he rushed to fight the other jocks in Daria's defense.