The Video Guy
Hi, I'm Princess Chelsea, and you were at my last concert, and you were playing solitaire on your phone. WTF, man?
I swear to god, if I get ninja'd one more time...
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
The Ice Queen
HA! NINJA STYLE! Say, have you watched Naruto yet?
(shrugs) Some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
Dwar of Helium
Were you guys having another drinking contest?
I can outrun that polar bear.
Now, I'm going to ask you that question once more. And if you say no, I'm going to shoot you through the head. - John Cleese
my current job
You crazy? Why are you putting running shoes on?! That won't help against a polar bear that just fucked two women!
...just three inches, you mean.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
OP #17: Strange furry.
How large is that microbie? I think is larger than a skyscrapper.
Sad, but overall satisfactory.
Edited by The0dragon on Jun 25th 2019 at 8:49:29 AM
Starting my new year meta of having a gallery with all One Piece characters.
Did You Just Have Sex? How was it?
The snails! The snails are finally here! Raise the drawbridge! Lower the portcullis! Man the battlements! Fetch the Morton's Salt! It is the end, the sticky sticky end!!
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Jun 25th 2019 at 6:43:37 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
The Video Guy
It's escargot, why are you so upset?
Look for your information, yes there's one thing, yes one thing that still holds true.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Heya there! I'm West.
What are you doing hacking the Batcomputer?
Oh, Crap! Ninjas! ![[nja]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/user_ninja_2074.png "[nja]"){kind=small}
Jewel (current day)
Who are these guys?
I can list all the poptropica villains I haven't flirted with.
Cosmic human watches over a certain Meme universe.
I'm back, I guess.
Who is your favorite Poptropica Villain?
I'm just gonna watch Ralph Breaks The Internet on Netflix.
I can't think of a good signature.
my current job
We can't stop here! This is bat country!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The Video Guy
Isn't that stately Wayne Manor up ahead? We should ask him for a campaign contribution.
Too hot, too cold, too young, too old, too smart, too dumb, and too fucking numb.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
How are your multiple personalities feeling?
I just followed orders! Right, they were MY orders, but still.
Sage of Mind Soractes
Why did you bomb the building when you could have just went stealthily went through the entrance?
That’s a terrible way to know if they’re lying!
If you read the title for this avatar, you likely read it wrong.
The Video Guy
What's wrong with water boarding and electroshock?
That's another blown fuse, you have to unplug something.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
AKMU
Wanna get F A T?
Congratulations, you Total Party Kill'ed the entire universe.
An Eldritch Troper
I just triggered an Omnicidal Weapon and somehow I'm still alive but I can only see black space. What happened?
I don't know. I just could.
Humanity is defined by its absurdity, and I am no exception.The swimming pool is full of chipmunk corpses. What do you have to say for yourself?
It Fell Off the Back of a Truck. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Jul 7th 2019 at 9:59:06 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
my current job
...hey, where's Perry?
Oh, The Man knows that better than I do. But that's also why I'm here, writing about it.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Why are you disguised as a bush, while The Man is talking about how he wants to kill spies?
Think I'll buy a football team.
The Ice Queen
You've just won the lottery AND a trip to Disney World! What are you going to do?
Getting ready to abandon a festering pile of garbage by the side of the road.
The Video Guy
Whatchya doin' with all them garbage bags in the back of that pickup truck?
Ice cream melted to milk shake consistency.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
AKMU
Mmm, what flavor is it?
I'm moving to France to get away from these idiots.
Hey, guys. Whatcha doin'?
Well, excuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."