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Borb: "I always make sure that the edges of my trimmers are sharp enough so that I can properly trim my hedges. After all, who doesn't appreciate well trimmed hedges?"
The Video Guy
Wait... you wrote the theme song... to a porn film... about trucks? I can't even imagine how that would go...
Well, now you've gone and done it. What are Betty and Veronica gonna think?
The Senate
Did anyone notice the extra moon?
I think you’re wrong. I certainly hope you’re wrong.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Unreasonably Quirky
Do you think that big dog that nipped me in the park last night was a werewolf?
Oh, you'll be fine. She loves human beings. Especially cute ones like you.
I love to learn, I love to yearn, and most of all... I love to make money.
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You think you can just lock me up with an alien giantess, who's also the queen bitch of the universe, and expect me to come out in one piece?
And I am not proud, cold-blooded fake! I will shut the world away!
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The Senate
Are you proud of what you’ve done? Did you think it was a good idea?
The goal of this company has always been prosperity. Unfortunately, you imperfect, fragile life forms were a liability. So you are invited to witness the end of history. A new age shall begin. The age of infinite prosperity. Enjoy your destruction.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
my current job
Whose idea was it to make the I 3 the CEO of our company?!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Wanna see what destruction looks like?
I'm pretty sure that's not how it goes.
He'll take the case!
So I'm supposed to cut the red wire, right?
Yes, that certainly does sound like a problem.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
The Video Guy
We have a bunch of idiots, a large minority, who, because of the electoral college, allows people even more idiotic than the large minority who voted for them, to become president.
Fluorescent lights suck.
This is the Zombie Apocalypse, and ammo is a precious, rare resource. What in the name of sanity drove you to shoot every single light in this building? What Were You Thinking?!
You've been carrying that this whole time? No wonder the Robot Soldiers keep finding us!
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Jul 20th 2018 at 3:41:30 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
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*Walks with a giant-ass accordion that keeps making noise with every step* This thing's broken, right?
Don't worry, the only thing this Jack-In-The-Box is filled with is love and childhood memories. And chocolate, I accidentally got chocolate stuck in there once.
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.
my current job
Uhh, won't that scare the kids?
It's set in The '60s. ...wait, no, that's a smartphone.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The Senate
What’s that story you’re writing?
Seven seals, seven rings, seven thrones for the Scarlet King.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Oh holy tomb of ancient secrets, what riddle doth thou present to me?
If all else fails, sucker someone else into doing it.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
I'm pretty sure I've planned for every conceivable possibility... but what if I haven't?
Congratulations, you now know exactly what not to do.
The Senate
I’ve been thinking - why don’t we just throw 682 into 2317, lock it, and call it a day?
Into the fiery orb with ye!
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
my current job
Did you hear about that new race of Bolivian mice that can burrow into the human brain— [dragged off by ]
Good grief. It's a Running Gag!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Strongest In History
Man, just once, just once, I would like the American Sports Team to show up in a new King Of Fighters game! Why won't they ever come back?
Edited by DefRevenge24601 on Jul 21st 2018 at 7:24:37 AM
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
The Senate
So... which button do I press to un-kill the universe?
EX Grand Doomer stole my orbs.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Well-Intentioned Tyrant
Why are you so high-pitched? You're not a eunuch, are you?
See? This is why I can't be trusted.
Edited by Composer on Jul 21st 2018 at 6:58:58 AM
"It's not what's on the outside, but the inside that counts. Such is the belief of a pansexual." *jerks it against a literal pan*
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Did you seriously just give the key to heaven to the devil?!
But the moon hit your eye, like a big pizza pie! That's amore!
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.
The Senate
May I ask why the sun is inside of my eye? It’s kind of on fire and I don’t like it.
Science team wisely decided to move on afterward.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
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Results found nothing more useful than how many subjects can die in a single experiment. Comment?
I don't get it. Can you link to where you're referencing? [[Media/SourceMaterial like this]]. Also don't kill me for making my answer a question.
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Have you seen a giant, immortal lizard recently?
You edgy, edgy borb.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.