You can afford it! Too bad you're deathly allergic to eating any of it.
I wish I had a second small, friendly, domestic cat that gets along well with both me and my current cat.
Stupid doomed timeline...Granted. However, it needs to eat human blood to survive. Good luck feeding it.
I wish I had all the powers of Killer Frost, Cheetah, and Music Meister and none of their weaknesses.
Edited by Spottedleaf on May 27th 2019 at 9:06:36 AM
Granted. You are promptly captured by a Superman who has no Kryptonite Factor.
I wish I had a Shapeshifting Lover...
All night at the computer, cuz people ain't that great. I keep to myself so I won't be on The First 48Granted, they eventually get bored of your normality and eat you alive.
I wish I could snap away stuff like Thanos did.
Edited by VengefulBale on May 27th 2019 at 10:46:51 AM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Granted, you end up snapping yourself away.
I wish to get some more tattoos.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted, but some of those tattoos are ancient runes that summon eldritch horrors.
I wish I could come up with writing ideas faster.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Granted, you come up with ideas so fast you Go Mad from the Revelation.
I wish for a talking cat..
All night at the computer, cuz people ain't that great. I keep to myself so I won't be on The First 48Granted, he speaks a language you don't understand.
I wish good music wasn't so hard to find these days.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.Granted. It is only marginally easier to find, so not much changes.
I wish there was a really good musical adaptation of The Flash (2014) and that I was playing Caitlin.
Granted. Unfortunately, during the first proper run, the building is set aflame by rabid fans. None survive.
I wish I could be in the world of the Kiseki Series.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.granted, you're a Sacrificial Lamb.
I wish to open the 7 seals.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted. They all sing "Kiss from a Rose" off-key, causing the real Seal to attack you when he finds out you're the one responsible for butchering his Signature Song.
I wish every video game really was like Dark Souls.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Granted. Fans complain that their favorite video games were changed.
I wish Harambe was immortal, and still with us.
Granted. He allies himself with Gorilla Grodd and they take over the world.
I wish it was physically impossible to have any negative feelings about cats.
Granted - cats soon band together and take over the worldnote
I wish I teach the world to sing in perfect harmony....
All night at the computer, cuz people ain't that great. I keep to myself so I won't be on The First 48Granted. The only songs that they can sing harmoniously are explicit war anthems.
I wish printer ink could be cleaned off conveniently so that I don't need to waste paper every time I misspell my name on a document.
Timers to measure time, thermometers to measure thermomets, mometers to measure mom, and measuring containers to measure measurements.Granted. To change the formula, printer ink is now $1,000.00 an ounce.
I wish everyone turned into catgirls...
All night at the computer, cuz people ain't that great. I keep to myself so I won't be on The First 48Granted, everyone's now slathering female werecats who take the appearance of eldritch beasts and attack on sight.
I wish I was a stand user.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Granted, you awakened a Stand that can only activate when you die
I wish I have motivation to write stories
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).Granted, your stories are So Bad, It's Horrible.
I wish I was Sayori.
Edited by The_Dag on May 29th 2019 at 6:17:01 PM
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted. You are in Doki Doki Literature Club!, so ... ya know.
I wish for a llama.
Granted. It stabs you 37 times in the chest and eats you hands
I wish for the ability to fly
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful againGranted. You crash into a barn and break both your legs because you don't know how to land properly.
I wish Zero Wing had an official release in the United States with a not-quite-Engrish translation, but lines like "All Your Base Are Belong to Us" and "For Great Justice" were kept in.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Granted, it got banned in the entire country.
I wish I had a BMI of 20.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Granted. It's so dirty, you get arrested for wearing it in public. You didn't specify which meaning of dirty...
I wish I could afford healthier food.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.