You use it to create evil versions of the Strike Witches and Brave Witches, and fanboys around the world mobilize against you for corrupting "(their) waifu(s)".
I wish I could rap as good as Jay-Z and Nas in their primes.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Granted. Now you have lost the capability of talking normally and can only speak in sweet-ass rap.
I wish I would fall asleep faster at night.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideGranted. You fall asleep so quickly that you tend to miss burglars that could easily take everything in your house that isn't bolted down.
I wish I was a Robot Girl.
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Granted. You're being remote controlled instead of having any free will
I wish to be the world's best mountain climber
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful againGranted, but you become the best because every mountain climber on the planet except you died simultaneously.
I wish for some ice cream.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Granted. We have salmon horse radish, garlic skunk, spam and vinegar... why is your face turning green?
I wish for record stores to come back.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.Granted. They now sell recordings that you despise and/or outright hate.
I wish I was a CPU.
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Granted, but you're the Anthropomorphic Personification of the Ouya. Lots of people rally to your cause at first, but then your weapons break down while fighting a horde of Pixelvaders and your former followers start laughing at you and wonder What Could Have Been.
I wish the United States was completely walled in, à la Attack on Titan. (Yes, including the oceans.)
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Granted. This makes importing and exporting impossible, causing mass famine and economic downturn.
I wish that I was not a gnelf, I was not a gnoblin, I was a gnome, and you’ve been GNOMED!
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”You and the person you've "gnomed" turn into actual garden gnomes. Good job. You've killed each other via memes.
I wish I get to watch a Yandere nd a Tsundere battle each other from a safe, comfortable distance.
Edited by 4WD on Jan 15th 2019 at 11:22:02 PM
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Granted, but afterwards the surviving one kills you.
I wish people stopped making the gnome joke.
All the better for me then :P
Edited by unfortunatezorua on Jan 17th 2019 at 4:23:56 AM
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Granted, it's replaced by Rick Astley.
I wish for a doble cheserbugrer.
Edited by HyperReal on Jan 16th 2019 at 12:21:43 PM
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.Granted, but someone gives it to a cat instead.
I wish Lifetime made a cheesy Christmas movie about Happy Bunny instead of Grumpy Cat.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Granted. It is horrible to the point of being downright offensive.
I wish I could shapeshift into a clone of any of my favorite characters at will, with their powers working exactly as they do in canon regardless of whether or not it violates real-world physics.
Granted. You have now been contained by the government so that some very unethical scientists can run tests on you.
I wish to never get sick again.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideGranted. You just die instead
I wish I could fly
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful againGranted but you can't stop, and eventually you reach the sun and burn on reentry on the planet's atmosphere
I wish I could find more Meta Knight x Lucina avatars
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Granted. It's all Rule 34!
I wish I was able to eat a full steak.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideGranted, but steaks are now the only thing you can eat. That also means the steaks can't be served with anything else, just the steak by itself.
I wish it was easier to find good wigs in the right styles/colors, appropiate fabrics and other materials for my cosplays
Edited by Zanreo on Jan 16th 2019 at 12:58:22 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"Granted but it's also more expensive.
I wish I could make spaghetti with my mind
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Granted. They always have some sort of weird ingredient that shouldn't be there because you randomly thought about it for a second either by accident or as a joke.
I wish I was The Cutie in a Five-man Band
Edited by 4WD on Jan 16th 2019 at 8:04:35 PM
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Granted, but said Five-Man Band turns on and murders you.
I wish I had superpowers.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Granted. Since you didn't specify which superpowers you wanted, you now have the power to telekinetically tie your shoes.
I wish I could walk past trees without branches whacking me in the face.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideGranted. They topple on you instead.
I wish I had a supercar.
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...
Granted. Some other, powerful deity is created as an evil counterpart to you due to the imbalance of superhumans the universe. The both of you will be locked in a never-ending war.
I wish to repurpose the Neuroi's technology for my own purposes.
Edited by 4WD on Jan 14th 2019 at 11:03:04 PM
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...