Granted. You fight, and fight, and fight UNTIL YOU DIE!
I wish I could have a pet baby Utahraptor for free and tamed and have the universe to not explode.
Granted. you explode instead.
I wish for chocolate flavoured fruit so can eat a more healthy alternative.
Edited by shackwave on Nov 23rd 2018 at 8:55:11 PM
My Anime crush is LegosiGranted. However, the only fruits available in chocolate are durians.
I wish for no blizzards, ever.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideGranted. The world is now a giant desert.
I wish Santa Claus was real.
Granted. But you're always on the naughty list every year.
I wish there was a new F-Zero game.
Oh come on, Terri! Lighten up! What are you screaming at?Granted but it's Japan-only and exporting it will result in serious law punishment.
I wish I could become a dinosaur for a day and become invulnerable to any damage and unkillable.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Granted, you are an invulnerable dinosaur for a day at the end of which you disappear entirely and never return as you didn't wish to turn back into a human or be a dinosaur for more then a day.
I wish that I was the most powerful genie in the world!
Granted. Genies don't exist, so you just disappear.
I wish I could give Vinesauce Joel one dollar.
Edited by SuperNerd on Nov 24th 2018 at 10:07:25 AM
Granted. But that dollar was your only money left and you end up homeless.
I wish I could have the power to erase people from existence with no drawbacks
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Granted, you can only erase them bit by bit with an eraser, which is boring, time-consuming and tiring.
I wish Arthur Morgan would be resurrected as a zombie and thus earn his happy ending in Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare.
Edited by Mhazard on Nov 25th 2018 at 2:25:52 AM
Granted. But a sequel is produced where a Happy Ending Override undoes that.
I wish Monster Hunter: Frontier was released in America.
Edited by VengefulBale on Nov 24th 2018 at 12:37:35 PM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Granted. It is terrible.
I wish to not explode. And have a pecan pie.
Granted. The pecan pie explodes after you eat it.
I wish we could find out if the guests on your typical Jerry or Maury episode really swear as much as the Sound Effect Bleeps want us to believe.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Granted, but you still cannot trust the answer thanks to Manipulative Editing and Executive Meddling.
I wish for the Star Wars Holiday Special to be Retgone.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Granted. This has the side effect of drastically changing the present, for good or for worse. Maybe worse.
I wish Yu Miaoyi got rid of that debuff demerit
MB Pending | MB Drafts | MB DatesGranted. Literally everything else sucks.
I wish that I was, physically, a perfect clone of the Arrowverse Killer Frost, complete with powers and voice, but retained my own mind.
Granted, you can't teleport your clothes at the same time...
I wish I can cuddle Pecheneg.
Edited by Mhazard on Dec 14th 2018 at 10:07:51 PM
You quickly realize the weeb trash you've become.
I wish for an english mother 3 release.
Edited by HyperReal on Dec 14th 2018 at 6:09:12 AM
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.Granted, but you forgot to wish for a top-notch localization staff, and now everyone has to suffer through a Translation Trainwreck.
I wish I could take back all the bad things I've said about Barney & Friends knowing that there is much, much worse out there today.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!Granted. You say a bad thing about other show. You realize that there is much worse. Rinse, wash, and repeat.
I wish I could sing all the digits of pi without dying.
Granted. It sounds like Rebecca Black singing Friday, and you lose all your friends over it.
I wish the far right would stop getting offended by people saying Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.Granted. Now that they're offended by one less thing, they can now devote even more time getting offended over the existence of women and minorities!
I wish I had the power to turn into any animal I want for however long I want.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideGranted, but everytime you use that power you become more and more feral, until you devolve into a mindless beast.
I wish I could make all my ships canon.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Granted. But it looks so good, everyone ends up jealous of it and kill you to have it themselves.
I wish I could visit the Super Smash Bros. World for a whole month.
Edited by VengefulBale on Nov 23rd 2018 at 12:54:24 PM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."