"Don't you dare pin this on me! It's your fault things didn't go the way you wanted them to, and you know it!"
Cat Fight
Cynthia's New Kimono!
"Why is Jenny fighting Mother Misery right there?"
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - Cynthia
Tenth in line for the throne
"Liutennant, I didn't ask for the personal infos of our asset. I do not care for their age, gender, marital status or how many children this thing has to care for. There is a bounty on it, thats all that matters, thats what we came here for in the first place, thats the material I will use to grasp my limitless future. So by all means, do pardon my lack of enthusiasm during your long speech on why we should stop last minute.
And without furtherado, the shotgun if you will, Liutennant."
Viva la je!
"Sir Subjugation may have some unethical campaign promises, but I still voted for him because he's polite."
Parachute in a Tree
"How inconvenient, that my parachute got stuck in a small tree before I fell. Better than losing my parachute mid-fall at least."
Literal Genie
Edited by Mattman_the_Storyteller on Apr 26th 2024 at 10:41:49 AM
"Well, you did ask for a seat in the White House. Too bad the genie gave you a toilet seat."
Cynthia's New Kimono!
"Why does my supervisor sound like Vin Diesel?"
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - Cynthia
I already left the world a charred husk with my godlike powers, and the survivors will bow before Kefka! (laughs)
"Help! Someone help this guy! Anyone who knows the Heimlich Manoeuvre?!"
"Shhh, don't raise your hand, Sarah. The Old Windbag shut up for once."
Only the Knowledgable May Pass
Power armour Miho
Knuckles the Echidna
"Presenting our experimental Cookie Cutter Squadron! Now you don't have to worry about enlisting!"
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
Cynthia's New Kimono!
"Why is everything green on this handheld console?"
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - Cynthia
"Sunny used to be nicer years ago, but now he’s so abrasive. What could’ve caused such a drastic change in personality?"
Faux Horrific
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
"You want me to wash the dishes? How could you subject me to such an abhorrent fate?!"
Embarrassing Password Currently Reading: N/A
"*Sigh*... The password is IMANARSEHOLE. And whoever came up with it definitely is."
Cynthia's New Kimono!
"Why does that fish look like a snake?"
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - Cynthia
Tenth in line for the throne
"I get it, it's impressive and all, but did you account for earth's rotation?"
"Earth's what now?"
Viva la je!
"Hello there! It's a pleasure to meet you, and a real shame that I have to eviscerate you all the same."
"Are you trying to be creepy with that insincere politeness?"
What Is Evil?
"I have seen evil take many forms in my two thousand years on this Earth. Even then, Hitler was a monster who killed his own dog and so many more. He let convicts like Oskar Dirlewanger run brigades which resulted in more evil war crimes. That I believe is true evil."
Edited by DecafGrub47393 on May 6th 2024 at 10:17:02 AM
"Oh, Bob, its so good to see you, and oh my, and that suit looks really stunning on you. You almost look like a gentleman."
Never My Fault
Viva la je!