its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
Darth Vjoi! The sith, noticing the pizza ingnites his lightsaber and cuts off Catbugs arm then force pushes him away!
Vjoi with a Slasher Smile upon his face pries his prize from his opponent's cold dead hand and waits for his next challenger.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
But this next challenger doesn’t play fair. Knockout Gas fills the area and Vjoi is knocked out. Jake appears with a gas mask and takes the pizza. He turns to the viewers and says “wear a mask, folks!”
Just a Mettaur
Bluethorn sends out a Nickit and has it use Thief to steal the pizza from Jake.
A great Mascot Mook.
Title
Bluethorn runs off, thinking he has the pizza with him. But when he looks at his hand, he instead has a fart bomb, and it explodes on his hand.
Meanwhile, Darwin escapes the dark dimension, he sees the pizza. His eyes widen. But In a matter of seconds, he changes his mind and says, “Eh, I wasn’t really hungry anyway.” He yeets the pizza onto the road and runs off.
Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Jul 13th 2020 at 12:48:19 PM
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Nine-Tailed Cat soon passes by, spots the abandoned pizza and claims it for himself. He puts it through a special sterilization chamber to get rid of all the nastiness it's picked up, then settles down to eat.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
my current job
Wm releases a swarm of wasps in Ninetails' general direction, ruining the meal for him. While he's busy swatting away wasps, Wm swipes the pizza.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Suddenly, an Unrealistic Black Hole opens near Wm. For some reason, it only sucks up Wm and nothing else. Jake takes the pizza and runs away.
sick down from the bones to the other side
[Cutbug appears out of the Unrealistic Black Hole (yeah, don't ask me how that works either) sporting a new prosthetic arm. They make a finger-gun gesture at Jake and shoot him in the back of the head with the prosthetic arm's literal finger guns. They shoot him a couple more times to make sure he's dead, then grab the pizza and walk back into the Unrealistic Black Hole.]
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Nine-Tailed Cat uses a ritual involving a mix of abjuration and conjuration spells, a blood sacrifice and Cutbug's true name to summon Cutbug and bind them in a magic circle. As soon as they appear, he seizes the pizza from them.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Just a Mettaur
Bluethorn uses a Giratina to open a hole in the fabric of reality and steal the pizza.
A great Mascot Mook.
Bluethorn’s antics cause a Time Crash and a Class X-4 Apocalypse. As the universe fades away, Jake jumps back into his original universe with the pizza before this one is destroyed.
Puma uses a giant tractor beam to pull Bluethorn and his Giratina out of the crumbling universe. He then turns it on Jake to bring the pizza to him.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Jul 19th 2020 at 7:21:57 AM
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
eh
Awe921 looks back at the first page and reminisces about the days when the worst thing that happened to him was merely a bullet. Awe then squeezes that bullet out of him (ew) and throws it at Puma hard enough to debilitate them, grabbing the pizza.
Edited by Awe921 on Jul 19th 2020 at 9:55:49 AM
sick down from the bones to the other side
[Cutbug nyooms into the new universe using some sort of soul portal, divebombing into another one which spawns them right in front of Awe. They swipe the pizza and head into yet another portal, finally reappearing in Hell. Surely, nobody would bother going there to get a simple pizza, right?]
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
Semain Calm
Knife flies into the bowels of Hell on a golden pegasus, fighting off the hordes of demons with her sword and freeing the dammed souls. But all that is an afterthought to her main goal.
The pizza.
She flies in, runs Cutbug over with her pegasus, and grabs the pizza and flies out.
Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Jul 19th 2020 at 11:23:42 AM
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
While Knife is dangerously high up, Jake nocks an arrow and shoots the pegasus. As Knife falls to the ground, Jake catches the pizza.
Edited by jaketroper on Jul 19th 2020 at 8:33:05 AM
Puma calls a Medic to heal him, and then Ubercharge him. While invincible from the Ubercharge, Puma punches Jake Heavy-Weapons-Guy-Style and takes the pizza.
ATTENTION! I have started a work page for this. :D
Thanks! 
Edited by DrNoPuma on Jul 19th 2020 at 9:39:31 AM
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
eh
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
OH MY GOD THATS FUCKING AWESOME.
Awe921, so distracted from the work page his silly thingie just got, doesn't realize Puma and his Medic being fought by a Soldier, Pyro and Scout. The rocket blows Puma up as it (the pizza, not Puma's gibs [though that ketchup is looking really suspicious...]) lands on his hands, from which he promptly snaps back to reality, starting to run away.
Edited by Awe921 on Jul 19th 2020 at 9:36:58 AM
Playing throws a really heavy sandwich of Awe, then steals the pizza when he's recovering from that incident.
sick down from the bones to the other side
[Cutbug abruptly decloaks and backstabs Playing with a butterfly knife, grabbing the pizza and running away with it.]
also wow I love the works page so far
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
my current job
Wm, now disguised as Pyro, pyro-checks Catbug, then grabs the pizza only to realize he can't eat it through the gas mask...
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Jul 19th 2020 at 10:35:13 AM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Semain Calm
Luckily for him, William gets the pizza in his stomach. Bad news, it's because Knife, armed with her electric sword, cuts a hole in his stomach and puts her arm through it to grab the pizza, before running back to her pegasus to give it a med pack.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
Playing burns Knife, then takes the now-burnt pizza for himself.
Not Sherlock Holmes
Tales, looking up from his to-go cookies, unenthusiastically throws a rock at Playing, knocking him silly so Tales can steal the burnt pizza.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
[Cutbug casually falls from the sky, clutching an umbrella with one hand. They swoop down like a bird of prey, grab the pizza with their other hand, and fly away using the umbrella Mary Poppins-style. They search for a place to land, eventually settling on top of a building, where they encounter...]
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!