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[Cutbug casually falls from the sky, clutching an umbrella with one hand. They swoop down like a bird of prey, grab the pizza with their other hand, and fly away using the umbrella Mary Poppins-style. They search for a place to land, eventually settling on top of a building, where they encounter...]
Darth Vjoi! The sith, noticing the pizza ingnites his lightsaber and cuts off Catbugs arm then force pushes him away!
Vjoi with a Slasher Smile upon his face pries his prize from his opponent's cold dead hand and waits for his next challenger.
But this next challenger doesn’t play fair. Knockout Gas fills the area and Vjoi is knocked out. Jake appears with a gas mask and takes the pizza. He turns to the viewers and says “wear a mask, folks!”
Bluethorn sends out a Nickit and has it use Thief to steal the pizza from Jake.
Bluethorn runs off, thinking he has the pizza with him. But when he looks at his hand, he instead has a fart bomb, and it explodes on his hand.
Meanwhile, Darwin escapes the dark dimension, he sees the pizza. His eyes widen. But In a matter of seconds, he changes his mind and says, “Eh, I wasn’t really hungry anyway.” He yeets the pizza onto the road and runs off.
Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Jul 13th 2020 at 12:48:19 PM
Nine-Tailed Cat soon passes by, spots the abandoned pizza and claims it for himself. He puts it through a special sterilization chamber to get rid of all the nastiness it's picked up, then settles down to eat.
Wm releases a swarm of wasps in Ninetails' general direction, ruining the meal for him. While he's busy swatting away wasps, Wm swipes the pizza.
Suddenly, an Unrealistic Black Hole opens near Wm. For some reason, it only sucks up Wm and nothing else. Jake takes the pizza and runs away.
[Cutbug appears out of the Unrealistic Black Hole (yeah, don't ask me how that works either) sporting a new prosthetic arm. They make a finger-gun gesture at Jake and shoot him in the back of the head with the prosthetic arm's literal finger guns. They shoot him a couple more times to make sure he's dead, then grab the pizza and walk back into the Unrealistic Black Hole.]
Nine-Tailed Cat uses a ritual involving a mix of abjuration and conjuration spells, a blood sacrifice and Cutbug's true name to summon Cutbug and bind them in a magic circle. As soon as they appear, he seizes the pizza from them.
Bluethorn uses a Giratina to open a hole in the fabric of reality and steal the pizza.
Bluethorn’s antics cause a Time Crash and a Class X-4 Apocalypse. As the universe fades away, Jake jumps back into his original universe with the pizza before this one is destroyed.
Puma uses a giant tractor beam to pull Bluethorn and his Giratina out of the crumbling universe. He then turns it on Jake to bring the pizza to him.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Jul 19th 2020 at 7:21:57 AM
Awe921 looks back at the first page and reminisces about the days when the worst thing that happened to him was merely a bullet. Awe then squeezes that bullet out of him (ew) and throws it at Puma hard enough to debilitate them, grabbing the pizza.
Edited by Awe921 on Jul 19th 2020 at 9:55:49 AM
[Cutbug nyooms into the new universe using some sort of soul portal, divebombing into another one which spawns them right in front of Awe. They swipe the pizza and head into yet another portal, finally reappearing in Hell. Surely, nobody would bother going there to get a simple pizza, right?]
Knife flies into the bowels of Hell on a golden pegasus, fighting off the hordes of demons with her sword and freeing the dammed souls. But all that is an afterthought to her main goal.
She flies in, runs Cutbug over with her pegasus, and grabs the pizza and flies out.
Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Jul 19th 2020 at 11:23:42 AM
While Knife is dangerously high up, Jake nocks an arrow and shoots the pegasus. As Knife falls to the ground, Jake catches the pizza.
Edited by jaketroper on Jul 19th 2020 at 8:33:05 AM
Puma calls a Medic to heal him, and then Ubercharge him. While invincible from the Ubercharge, Puma punches Jake Heavy-Weapons-Guy-Style and takes the pizza.
ATTENTION! I have started a work page for this. :D
Edited by DrNoPuma on Jul 19th 2020 at 9:39:31 AM
OH MY GOD THATS FUCKING AWESOME.
Awe921, so distracted from the work page his silly thingie just got, doesn't realize Puma and his Medic being fought by a Soldier, Pyro and Scout. The rocket blows Puma up as it (the pizza, not Puma's gibs [though that ketchup is looking really suspicious...]) lands on his hands, from which he promptly snaps back to reality, starting to run away.
Edited by Awe921 on Jul 19th 2020 at 9:36:58 AM
Playing throws a really heavy sandwich of Awe, then steals the pizza when he's recovering from that incident.
[Cutbug abruptly decloaks and backstabs Playing with a butterfly knife, grabbing the pizza and running away with it.]
also wow I love the works page so far
Wm, now disguised as Pyro, pyro-checks Catbug, then grabs the pizza only to realize he can't eat it through the gas mask...
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Jul 19th 2020 at 10:35:13 AM
Luckily for him, William gets the pizza in his stomach. Bad news, it's because Knife, armed with her electric sword, cuts a hole in his stomach and puts her arm through it to grab the pizza, before running back to her pegasus to give it a med pack.
Playing burns Knife, then takes the now-burnt pizza for himself.
Tales, looking up from his to-go cookies, unenthusiastically throws a rock at Playing, knocking him silly so Tales can steal the burnt pizza.
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