its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
The Ocean's Gray Waves/Crux of Fates
A giant foot belong to me smashes wm and the pizza. I'm currently hold a giantanic pizza in a box enchanted to be 10 times heavier than anyperson who takes the pizza box away from can lift.
I make my own fate! (When I'm not fighting for Hoshido or Nohr.)
I struggle with the pizza before I attempt to throw it like a discus thrower...! I succeed and it soars through the air! Determination!
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
Puma, dressed in the Vulture's suit, grabs the pizza in midair.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Heya there! I'm West.
West gets in her Spidersona suit and grabs the pizza from Puma.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Just a Mettaur
Bluethorn uses a giant vacuum cleaner to pull the pizza away from West and towards him.
A great Mascot Mook.
Oh Captain!~
A "FUS RO DAH!" echos and slams both West and Bluethorn into the ground, causing the pizza to go flying. Custard, who was the one using Unrelenting Force, catches the pizza.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
eh
i tap into a bunch of runes on the ground, summoning Solaire of Astora to beat the shit out of Custard for me. we briefly exchange praise the suns as i prepare to take a bite of the pizza..
Edited by Awe921 on Jan 15th 2020 at 8:54:44 AM
Just some guy
I freeze Awe before he could take a bite of the delectable meal, and run off with the pizza.
Here's a Godmodder. Please Kill him before he fucks up everything. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=15527074470A62989200
he has every disease and no brain
Routeferret lays down a portable hole and grabs the pizza as Medieval falls in. He then throws it over to...
i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)
Just a Mettaur
Bluethorn, who then throws Route a cake as thanks for the pizza, then flies away in a Koopa Clown Car.
A great Mascot Mook.
eh
awe knocks Bluethorn down with the wrecking ball of the Eggmobile. the dastardly vehicle burned into sonic's minds after years of fighting it, i take off in the fashionable vehicle, using a claw from the Eggmobile to recover the pizza and then set off.
Cheechers
I throw water balloons at the eggmobile and it explodes. The pizza then safely falls into my hand. I then teleport away.
my current job
...to Wm's lab!
Yes, Wm, now dressed as Dr. Doofenschmirtz, has just used his "teleport intercept-inator" to capture Cheech! He then swipes the pizza, and is about to eat it when...
"CURSE YOU PUMA THE PLATYPUUUUUUS!"
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Jan 19th 2020 at 7:32:37 AM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Puma the Platypus breaks in and takes back the pizza to save the tri-state area.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
But on his way home Puma feels an odd prick in his neck, He isn't even able to look down before he falls to the ground motionless.
Vjoi emerges from his vantage point after successfully channeling his inner Cold Sniper and taking out his target with a Tranquillizer Dart, he calmly takes the pizza with him as he goes to collect his payment for the job.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
eh
the person who gave the job was awe, who gives vjoi their payment and prepares to eat the pizza.
eh
awe then proceeds to drive away in his car, but he hits a speed bump and the pizza is sent flying to...
Just some guy
"STEAL!!!" Seaners (while wearing a hockey jersey and a helmet) scoops the pizza like a puck into his stick, he was about to score it to the net, until someone intercepted him. And that someone is...
PIZZA HUT FAMILY... TRANSCENDS SPIRITUAL REALITY
eh
"SINGLE!" exclaimed Awe as with a swing from his bat, he bumps Seaners into the stratosphere. SMAAAAASH! Unfortunately, he also sent the pizza flying, which lands to..
Edited by Awe921 on Feb 9th 2020 at 6:20:40 AM
The pizza lands on Steph's tennis racquet, which quickly bounces off and onto...
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!Puma, who's dressed like the Noise. The pizza lands perfectly on his pizza-shaped hat, so Puma runs away with the pizza on his hat.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Oh Captain!~
A "HYYAAAGH!" resounds as a frisbee knocks the pizza hat off of Puma. Custard, who threw the frisbee, catches the pizza hat instead and discards the hat part.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Just a Mettaur
Bluethorn flies in, riding a UFO. He uses a tractor beam to snag the pizza from Custard.
A great Mascot Mook.
Bluethorn takes off his mask and reveals himself to be Jake! Jake has been operating from behind the scenes. The pizza floats into his hands!
Wm, now dressed in a felt suit and with his skin painted green, shows up with the felt gang and has Cans punch Puma into next week. He then steals the pizza.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.