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TroperNo9001 Frog Princess(-to-be) from New Orleans Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Frog Princess(-to-be)
Oct 27th 2018 at 11:43:47 PM

I'll post a job opening, real or fictional, then the next poster will explain why their avatar is qualified for the position, regardless whether or not they already have a job. The poster will then post another job opening, and the cycle repeats.

Got it? Let's start!

Bounty hunter

"I've worked hard for everything I've got, and that's the way it's supposed to be!"
dave_the_assassin Starfall from Somewhere in Equestria Relationship Status: Brony
Oct 28th 2018 at 12:01:33 AM

Q, being the Gadgeteer Genius he is, knows more than a few weapons to use against enemies.

Prince/princess (depending on the gender)

Hey, guys!
RandomWriter413 Galeem from On the ceiling, winking at you Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Galeem
Oct 28th 2018 at 6:56:19 AM

Hes actually a prince, royal blood and all.

Though a majority of his subjects were killed off due to them being a dangerous warrior race.

President!

Edited by RandomWriter413 on Oct 28th 2018 at 8:56:28 AM

Awesome tune.
VengefulBale Charlie and Alastor from Happy Hotel, Hell Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Charlie and Alastor
Oct 28th 2018 at 1:54:26 PM

He is a ghost with Reality Warper powers and control over fire, he can also transform technology into Eldritch Locations and can teleport/fly.

He'll easily be in the position of persuading

Edited by VengefulBale on Oct 28th 2018 at 3:19:35 AM

The Princess of Hell and the Radio Demon now officially sponsoring the Happy Hotel!
Zanreo Star Yoshi from Yoshi's Island Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Star Yoshi
Oct 28th 2018 at 2:10:10 PM

Since no new job was mentioned in the last post...

Chef

Imagine if the actual in-game powerup looked more like this
TalesofUnder Angry Werecat from Tandy Gardens Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Angry Werecat
Oct 28th 2018 at 5:16:57 PM

Do I even need to explain this?

Firefighter?

Who invited the angry catgirl into my avatar gallery? .......It was me.
TropesForever I can still do anything! from up north (if you're in Antarctica) Relationship Status: A teenager in love
I can still do anything!
Oct 28th 2018 at 5:23:13 PM

Sackboy can simply use the Unlethalise Tool to put out fires.

Teacher

The Screaming Thing will always be a mood. 1977-2019 and beyond.
EeveeGirlChey from Tropesburg Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Oct 28th 2018 at 5:30:00 PM

Ford will do a good job teaching about life, the universe, and everything! He'll also teach people a few things about mixing cocktails. wink

Record producer.

Zanreo Star Yoshi from Yoshi's Island Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Star Yoshi
Nov 2nd 2018 at 5:06:28 AM

He'd get the performers all excited to do their best, and as a store manager he'd know something about making things sell and look appealing which would make him want to get the songs to sound as good as possible

Lawyer

Imagine if the actual in-game powerup looked more like this
Weirdguy149 The Dead Man from The Flying Dutchman Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The Dead Man
Nov 2nd 2018 at 5:39:38 AM

He's good at intimidating opposing witnesses.

Mall cop.

Do you fear death?
TroperNo9001 Frog Princess(-to-be) from New Orleans Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Frog Princess(-to-be)
Nov 2nd 2018 at 5:40:53 AM

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[up][up]The Human can show mercy to the defendants and easily settle arguments, though being a child, it would take more than just that to help them win their cases.

[up]They could... um... talk down the criminals like they always would? [nja]

Warrior

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 11th 2018 at 6:54:04 PM

"I've worked hard for everything I've got, and that's the way it's supposed to be!"
VengefulBale Charlie and Alastor from Happy Hotel, Hell Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Charlie and Alastor
Nov 2nd 2018 at 6:20:24 AM

Tom is a good option to hire, his magic and fire powers are great assets for any business.

Plus, he may have a temper but lately he's been tamer and calmer so it won't be much of an issue.

So Cook

Edited by VengefulBale on Nov 2nd 2018 at 7:48:49 AM

The Princess of Hell and the Radio Demon now officially sponsoring the Happy Hotel!
wingedcatgirl flap flap meow from Catgirl Heaven, presumably Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
flap flap meow
Nov 2nd 2018 at 6:38:43 AM

Back home we have a formal ranking system for this sort of thing and I'm literally the maximum possible rank. Here, taste this chirashi-zushi. That'll answer all your questions.

(Aren't a lot of people level 70 culinarians...?) Shush, you. Obviously I'm not gonna tell them that.

(And does "so cook" mean something different from just "cook"?) I can cook anything, so it doesn't matter. (Sure, let's just... casually assume that. That can't go wrong.)

Job opening of the day: Gardener.

Edited by wingedcatgirl on Nov 2nd 2018 at 6:40:12 AM

🐱 Name: Sylvi 🐱 Pronouns: it/they/she 🐱
Spottedleaf Caitlin Frost? from S.T.A.R. Labs Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Caitlin Frost?
Nov 2nd 2018 at 6:41:52 AM

Caitlin knows a lot about biology; taking care of plants shouldn't be too hard for her.

Barber.

"I'm not Caitlin anymore." "You're not Killer Frost." "I'm someone else. And I have to figure out who that is, on my own."
HyperReal Welcome to my Special Hell. from Mega, Slovania Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Welcome to my Special Hell.
Nov 2nd 2018 at 6:57:40 AM

This boi did his own hair.

Office Worker.

i am officially sans level of wholesome
ArmoredFury licc from a bloodless battlefield
licc
Nov 2nd 2018 at 8:58:22 PM

Washington might not look like the type that's suited for a desk job (she really isn't), but being in the upper echelons of a navy, she has plenty of experience in dealing with paperwork.

Tactical Commander

"Your weapon is like your girlfriend. Take care of her, or her dad will come to f**k you up. More than usual, that is."
Nov 2nd 2018 at 9:27:42 PM

He brought his own gun!

Gourmet Chef.

TroperNo9001 Frog Princess(-to-be) from New Orleans Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Frog Princess(-to-be)
Nov 2nd 2018 at 9:52:32 PM

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/img_1315.PNG

They got cooking lessons from Undyne. Oh wait...

Referee

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 11th 2018 at 6:53:55 PM

"I've worked hard for everything I've got, and that's the way it's supposed to be!"
lewattoo Enfant Fatalle from Planet Auguste Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Enfant Fatalle
Nov 2nd 2018 at 10:04:56 PM

He really hates seeing people get hurt for no good reason. Very good conflict mediator, stands firm, keeps his cool.

Secretary

Edited by lewattoo on Nov 2nd 2018 at 10:05:28 AM

Little girl have stolen precious hourglasses. Mafia have three days to solve case. Oh Where In Time Is Hat Kid?
arcada188 make moles great again from YOBA
make moles great again
Nov 3rd 2018 at 2:14:15 AM

Slavishly loyal, keeps in check a surprisingly large amount of things.

Massage therapist.

"I could mold them in my image. Hone them into criminal geniuses, the only ones capable of carrying on my empire!"
Tre Odd Jobbers from the front to the back, that's where I was at Relationship Status: Singularity
Odd Jobbers
Nov 4th 2018 at 9:29:48 PM

Who better to provide precise spinal relief than a good-hearted fellow with a big head and little arms?

Late night talk show host.

even the things that seem still are still changing ⌘
EeveeGirlChey from Tropesburg Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Nov 4th 2018 at 10:39:46 PM

Well, he's snarky for starters, meaning he can make tons of jabs. He'd be a ratings juggernaut!

Radio show host

TheWhiteWolf a from USA Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
a
Nov 11th 2018 at 1:55:46 AM

Rux is a musician, so he could talk about music and his experiences in the industry on his show.

Army sergeant

"The suffering of others is the most amusing thing there is." - King Dedede, Hoshi no Kaabii
HyperReal Welcome to my Special Hell. from Mega, Slovania Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Welcome to my Special Hell.
Nov 11th 2018 at 2:00:04 AM

Giygas is quite intimidating. He can also use mind-affecting powers to control people.

Gourmet chef.

Edited by HyperReal on Nov 11th 2018 at 2:00:35 AM

i am officially sans level of wholesome
dave_the_assassin Starfall from Somewhere in Equestria Relationship Status: Brony
Nov 12th 2018 at 3:50:46 AM

Starlight Glimmer and Sunburst can use magic. Sunburst, being the knowledgeable pony he is, only needs to find it, show Starlight the recipe and the magical applications and she proceeds to master the magic needed to cook it.

School headmaster.

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Nov 12th 2018 at 6:51:17 PM

Hey, guys!

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