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TroperNo9001 Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator from The Axiom Relationship Status: Robosexual
Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator
Oct 27th 2018 at 11:43:47 PM

I'll post a job opening, real or fictional, then the next poster will explain why their avatar is qualified for the position, regardless whether or not they already have a job. The poster will then post another job opening, and the cycle repeats.

Got it? Let's start!

Bounty hunter

DIRECTIVE.
dave_the_assassin The Bearer of Empathy from Equestria Relationship Status: Brony
The Bearer of Empathy
Oct 28th 2018 at 12:01:33 AM

Q, being the Gadgeteer Genius he is, knows more than a few weapons to use against enemies.

Prince/princess (depending on the gender)

Let me show you there's another way... just like someone once did for me.
RandomWriter413 Darth Nihilus from On the ceiling, winking at you. Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Darth Nihilus
Oct 28th 2018 at 6:56:19 AM

Hes actually a prince, royal blood and all.

Though a majority of his subjects were killed off due to them being a dangerous warrior race.

President!

Edited by RandomWriter413 on Oct 28th 2018 at 8:56:28 AM

Fall.
VengefulBale A princess and her borb knight from Mexico Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
A princess and her borb knight
Oct 28th 2018 at 1:54:26 PM

He is a ghost with Reality Warper powers and control over fire, he can also transform technology into Eldritch Locations and can teleport/fly.

He'll easily be in the position of persuading

Edited by VengefulBale on Oct 28th 2018 at 3:19:35 AM

"Be careful not to drop her, Meta Knight"
Zanreo Can't wait for this game from drawing game comic Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Can't wait for this game
Oct 28th 2018 at 2:10:10 PM

Since no new job was mentioned in the last post...

Chef

TalesofUnder The epitomy of adorable from Somewhere, underground Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The epitomy of adorable
Oct 28th 2018 at 5:16:57 PM

Do I even need to explain this?

Firefighter?

"five... loves... nino!!!!!" "You're choking me."
TropesForever Goatmom by Troper No. 9001 from up north (if you're in Antarctica) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Goatmom by Troper No. 9001
Oct 28th 2018 at 5:23:13 PM

Sackboy can simply use the Unlethalise Tool to put out fires.

Teacher

I love Undertale.
EeveeGirlChey A frood who really knows where his towel is. from Betelgeuse Relationship Status: Chocolate!
A frood who really knows where his towel is.
Oct 28th 2018 at 5:30:00 PM

Ford will do a good job teaching about life, the universe, and everything! He'll also teach people a few things about mixing cocktails. wink

Record producer.

"Oh, come! I think that's pretty good coverage for your disintergrated pile of rubble!"
Zanreo Can't wait for this game from drawing game comic Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Can't wait for this game
Nov 2nd 2018 at 5:06:28 AM

He'd get the performers all excited to do their best, and as a store manager he'd know something about making things sell and look appealing which would make him want to get the songs to sound as good as possible

Lawyer

Weirdguy149 Part of this world from On land somewhere Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Part of this world
Nov 2nd 2018 at 5:39:38 AM

He's good at intimidating opposing witnesses.

Mall cop.

Dingelhoppers as forks are overrated. Combs are where it's at.
TroperNo9001 Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator from The Axiom Relationship Status: Robosexual
Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator
Nov 2nd 2018 at 5:40:53 AM

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[up][up]The Human can show mercy to the defendants and easily settle arguments, though being a child, it would take more than just that to help them win their cases.

[up]They could... um... talk down the criminals like they always would? [nja]

Warrior

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 11th 2018 at 6:54:04 PM

DIRECTIVE.
VengefulBale A princess and her borb knight from Mexico Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
A princess and her borb knight
Nov 2nd 2018 at 6:20:24 AM

Tom is a good option to hire, his magic and fire powers are great assets for any business.

Plus, he may have a temper but lately he's been tamer and calmer so it won't be much of an issue.

So Cook

Edited by VengefulBale on Nov 2nd 2018 at 7:48:49 AM

"Be careful not to drop her, Meta Knight"
wingedcatgirl The wings are... retractable, probably. from Catgirl Heaven, presumably Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The wings are... retractable, probably.
Nov 2nd 2018 at 6:38:43 AM

Back home we have a formal ranking system for this sort of thing and I'm literally the maximum possible rank. Here, taste this chirashi-zushi. That'll answer all your questions.

(Aren't a lot of people level 70 culinarians...?) Shush, you. Obviously I'm not gonna tell them that.

(And does "so cook" mean something different from just "cook"?) I can cook anything, so it doesn't matter. (Sure, let's just... casually assume that. That can't go wrong.)

Job opening of the day: Gardener.

Edited by wingedcatgirl on Nov 2nd 2018 at 6:40:12 AM

I Have Many Names. You can call me Sylvi, or Tempest, or Katelyn, or 🐱. My pronouns are she/her or they/them. Also, I'm a kittycat!
Spottedleaf Caitlin Frost? from S.T.A.R. Labs Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Caitlin Frost?
Nov 2nd 2018 at 6:41:52 AM

Caitlin knows a lot about biology; taking care of plants shouldn't be too hard for her.

Barber.

"I'm someone else. And I have to figure out who that is, on my own."
HyperReal Way too much effort. from Earth Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Way too much effort.
Nov 2nd 2018 at 6:57:40 AM

This boi did his own hair.

Office Worker.

uncanny.
ArmoredFury Armored Fury and his shotgun fetish from the distance
Armored Fury and his shotgun fetish
Nov 2nd 2018 at 8:58:22 PM

Washington might not look like the type that's suited for a desk job (she really isn't), but being in the upper echelons of a navy, she has plenty of experience in dealing with paperwork.

Tactical Commander

Hallelujah, praise the God damn day.
Nov 2nd 2018 at 9:27:42 PM

He brought his own gun!

Gourmet Chef.

TroperNo9001 Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator from The Axiom Relationship Status: Robosexual
Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator
Nov 2nd 2018 at 9:52:32 PM

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They got cooking lessons from Undyne. Oh wait...

Referee

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 11th 2018 at 6:53:55 PM

DIRECTIVE.
lewattoo The power of Fluffy Boys shines within you from Planet Auguste Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
The power of Fluffy Boys shines within you
Nov 2nd 2018 at 10:04:56 PM

He really hates seeing people get hurt for no good reason. Very good conflict mediator, stands firm, keeps his cool.

Secretary

Edited by lewattoo on Nov 2nd 2018 at 10:05:28 AM

If you had just acted nice to it in the first place, we could have avoided that entire battle...
arcada188 Goon Squad to your service! from YOBA
Goon Squad to your service!
Nov 3rd 2018 at 2:14:15 AM

Slavishly loyal, keeps in check a surprisingly large amount of things.

Massage therapist.

"Mole, you dummy. Let me rub her." "Hey! I didn't even get my candy bar yet, Mepps!"
Tre is doing his best from the front to the back, that's where I was at Relationship Status: Singularity
is doing his best
Nov 4th 2018 at 9:29:48 PM

Who better to provide precise spinal relief than a good-hearted fellow with a big head and little arms?

Late night talk show host.

you take me out this way
EeveeGirlChey A frood who really knows where his towel is. from Betelgeuse Relationship Status: Chocolate!
A frood who really knows where his towel is.
Nov 4th 2018 at 10:39:46 PM

Well, he's snarky for starters, meaning he can make tons of jabs. He'd be a ratings juggernaut!

Radio show host

"Oh, come! I think that's pretty good coverage for your disintergrated pile of rubble!"
TheWhiteWolf Daddy's Little Girl from USA Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Daddy's Little Girl
Nov 11th 2018 at 1:55:46 AM

Rux is a musician, so he could talk about music and his experiences in the industry on his show.

Army sergeant

"If there's so much I must be, can I still just be me the way I am?"
HyperReal Way too much effort. from Earth Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Way too much effort.
Nov 11th 2018 at 2:00:04 AM

Giygas is quite intimidating. He can also use mind-affecting powers to control people.

Gourmet chef.

Edited by HyperReal on Nov 11th 2018 at 2:00:35 AM

uncanny.
dave_the_assassin The Bearer of Empathy from Equestria Relationship Status: Brony
The Bearer of Empathy
Nov 12th 2018 at 3:50:46 AM

Starlight Glimmer and Sunburst can use magic. Sunburst, being the knowledgeable pony he is, only needs to find it, show Starlight the recipe and the magical applications and she proceeds to master the magic needed to cook it.

School headmaster.

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Nov 12th 2018 at 6:51:17 PM

Let me show you there's another way... just like someone once did for me.

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