Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Oh hey, one of my events was in there. Nice.

Oh no, Toasty accidentally killed someone

Hope he's not too shaken up about it...

(Updoot 2!)

• Battle Music: Wii Shop Channel - Wii (Eurobeat)

• Night 1!◊
  • What sort of insult is "Well, you're Pantone 448 C!" anyway?
  • SUGA is getting sorted into Hogwarts! RAVENCLAW!
  • Smart choice, Waddle Dee. That didn't end well for...uh...somebody. Two somebodies? Who were they again?
  • The funny thing is that this probably isn't even the strangest thing Sora and Kairi have ever seen given all the stuff they've been through.
  • Seems Angela can't bring herself to find anything she likes about her least favorite show/movie/whatnot.
  • A benign version of Garangolm from a Bizarro Universe finds the still tiny Garangolm and decides to skoosh him. RIP Garangolm.
  • Now the question is who is referring to who with those "I'm With Stupid" shirts among all the first blood tributes.
  • Walter White borrows Captain Cold's signature weapon when the Cap isn't looking and uses it to freeze Xingqiu. No Harmless Freezing here. Xingqiu is DOA.
  • The Fool is acting silly like his name suggests, literally kicking a bucket.
  • Rather introspective for a sentient monster skeleton, isn't he?
  • Meanwhile, John Cena gets lucky when he recharges his Genki Dama and gets a damage bonus next time he uses it.
  • Christina...uh...she does something to Crow alright. Just know that both she and Crow are very out for the count.
  • Lunagaron manages to make its own megaphone!
  • Blue and Beta go see Jurassic World: Dominion: The Musical. I haven't seen that musical yet, but the latest review I read about it described it as "an extinction-level event". Make of that what you will.
  • Watermemon manages to hold her own against a monster she accidentally knocked out of a tree.
  • Please don't
  • Edd seems to have nothing better to do than watch Balthazar gourge himself on ice cream.
  • The board reaches a conclusion and then suddenly have a mass heart attack. Whoops.
  • I dunno what the ocean just did to Volga, but at least Volga survived it.
  • The kittens discover an AI based on Squidward. As you might expect, the kittens turn tail and run away.
  • Because that's what every tribute does to unwanted visitors at their camp, right?
  • Grimes comes into The King's camp like a wrecking ball. Literally!
  • I think Gravi might be reeling from getting clubbed with the other tributes' heads too many times.
  • It's time for a Cat Race! (Featuring Rueben and Chad as well!) Cue the Eurobeat music.
  • Somewhat get Hugo some sunglasses so he doesn't have to worry about that.

• Day 2!◊
  • Chad takes flight by...spinning his head around super-fast. Your guess is as good as mine.
  • You can say no to such cute little faces, you know. Maybe you guys would still be alive by this point. RIP SUGA, Tux Cat, and Grimes
  • Meanwhile, Rueben is just pushing Edd on a swing. Can't imagine that's easy for Rueben to do given the size difference.
  • Gravi decides to get revenge on the First Blood Tributes by releasing a skunk into their camp.
  • Yeah, uh, let's not take the camera down into that tunnel right now.
  • I'm not sure how that's supposed to help Sora and Kairi, but whatever.
  • Let's hope Pokiehl doesn't watch Jimmy Neutron.
  • WADDLE DEE HATES ALL OTHER TRIBUTES! NOT CLICKBAIT!! (an article by Marianne)
  • Volga takes his boredom out on Blue and Beta. I think he should know better than to provoke a mama velociraptor, though.
  • Meanwhile, the Fool, Watermemon, and Sox end up in a room covered in bubble wrap. Hilarity Ensues.
  • WHOA!! Did everybody else hear that? A whole section of the Arena's been leveled! All just from Oliver trying to make a snow-kitty angel. Poor kid.
  • Pop-Cat passes the time exploring a jungle...gym.
  • Guess when Balthazar tells you it's your stop, it's your @!$#ing stop.
  • Hugo has acquired the power of Roomba. Let the tribute beware!
  • Meanwhile, Toasty makes a daring rescue, getting Lunagaron and Emil out of the Kleer skeleton's camp.
  • The ocean spontaneously dies. Walt eulogizes the ocean's demise with three words..."ZOO WEE MAMA!"
  • Finally, Bennett checks out the V-Ending Machine.

• Out this go-round◊ are: Garangolm, Xingqiu, Christina Vee, Crow, Simu Liu and Company, SUGA, Fat Tuxedo Cat, Sam Grimes, Oliver, and the Ocean.

• KO Count:
  • The Aristokittens: 3
  • Kleer Skeleton, Toasty, Napoleon, Thatcher, Walter White, and Christina: 1

Edited by kablammin45 on Jul 17th 2022 at 5:29:56 AM

by an update. Wow.

Yeah too bad that was my one tribute too

But oh well, as the runner I can say this season is a good one! Some gems so far is 2 consecutive tributes trying to off themselves to spite their nominators, and this:

Edited by BlackFaithStar on Jul 17th 2022 at 8:20:16 PM

I'd go see a Jurassic Musical.

Sigh... I didn't post about it, but I completely called my tribute getting eliminated in the second update.

(Updoot 3!)

• Battle Music: Vs. Glutko - Link: The Faces of Evil

• Night 2!◊
  • The kittens attack Walter White, but it goes about as well as you'd expect. For some reason, Walt holds Sox responsible for the incident and ejects him from an airlock. Being a robot, this doesn't kill him, but it does render him unable to continue participating in the season.
  • Apparently Coco liked the HGS's old events better than the ones we have now. Are you sure about that?
  • Psst, Snow's died approximately 128 times as of this writing, Angie.
  • Emil repays Toasty for rescuing him from the Kleer Skeleton's camp by shooting him with a crossbow, the ungrateful git.
  • Yeah, I think Gravi's completely lost his marbles.
  • Balthazar skooshes a cockroach. Not really much left to be said here.
  • Then again, drawing something in Junekatpeta's art-style doesn't seem like it'd be too hard.
  • Apparently Pop-Cat has a higher bounty than Hugo, which Hugo is confused about. Maybe it's because of Pop-Cat's successful line of Pop-Cat Marts?
  • Meanwhile, Marianne gets a pet pig and names it Lunagaron. Hope the actual Lunagaron doesn't find out about this or it's probably going to be very offended.
  • Pokiehl successful saves Edd from certain death!
  • Conversely, Harkinian seems very reluctant to revive a similarly suddenly-dead Rueben and ultimately decides against it. Blue is not amused by this and goes ahead and revives Rueben herself. Apparently, The King never considered all the DINNER that Rueben could make for him. That probably would have changed his mind if you ask me.
  • As all this is going on, Watermemon captures the Kleer skeleton and ties it to a spinning wheel, which eventually spins so fast the skeleton is separated into scattered bony bits.
  • The Fool has the Infinity Gauntlet and probably doesn't know how to use it! Everybody run!! It's already too late for Bennett!
  • Meanwhile, Chad is singing "Let It Snow" with the currently still-alive President Snow.

• Day◊ 3!
  • The King opens up a Zelda CDI-themed cafe! I hear the DINNER special is to DIE for (not literally!).
  • The First Blood Tributes break out into singing Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride, which for some reason causes Rueben to act like a chicken.
  • Emil just seems to be on a killing spree all of a sudden, but this time it backfires because Balthazar survived Emil's murder attempt and is swearing revenge.
  • Walter White manages to stop his leg from hurting just by punching it. Either he's suddenly gained some sort of supernatural power or it's just being around all that crystal meth.
  • Wouldn't just using the Infinity Gauntlet have made that quicker?
  • Gravi starts smithing weapons on an abandoned satellite dish. Guess when you can't find an anvil, you gotta work with what you can find.
  • No watermelon helmets allowed at Waddle Dee's, I guess.
  • No kidding, I heard it all the way from over here.
  • Wait, he was wearing a helmet before??
  • Apparently Marianne just made a movie. I haven't seen it yet, but Edd seemed to like it.
  • I don't know what Lunagoran just did but whatever it was, I don't think TIM is going to be happy about it.
  • Having grown sick of Waddle Dee's insults aimed at the remaining tributes, Junekatpeta hijacks the Arena speakers and causes a chorus of "AAUUUUEEEEEHHH?"s to play from them.
  • Pop-Cat's run comes to a sudden end when Pokiehl kicks her straight to Hell. Hope this isn't bad news for the Pop-Cat Marts. I have a coupon I was planning to use there.
  • Lastly, Coco realizes she's apparently allergic to other humans.

• Fallen◊ Tributes: The Aristokittens, Sox, Toasty, Kleer Skeleton, Bennett, and Pop-Cat

• KO Count:
  • The Aristokittens and Walter White: 3
  • Kleer Skeleton, Toasty, Napoleon, Thatcher, Christina, Emil, Watermemon, the Fool, and Pokiehl: 1

Edited by kablammin45 on Jul 17th 2022 at 11:01:23 AM

Both of my tributes are gone by Update 3... goddammit.

Poor Toasty though... they save Emil and this is how they're repaid???? If Emil gets on the HoF despite this istg... (no offence to his nominator)

Alternatively, Coco is bragging to all the First Deaths about the events that killed them. That'll go over well.

Mah boi, this themed cafe is what all true warriors strive for!

But Emil doesn't look like someone you should save...

And with that, I guess all the cats lost their nine lives. Serves the Aristokittens right for forcing another cat into a death march.

Also, the ocean just... randomly evaporated in the previous update. Zoo Wee Mama, indeed.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 18th 2022 at 2:20:16 AM

225 tributes singing are powerful enough to affect Reuben? Astonishing!

Edited by Justkong033 on Jul 18th 2022 at 1:29:44 AM

Dang it I'm out early. Bummer.

NOOOO RIP fat tux cat lol. I'd ask Gravi to avenge him, but it seems like he's gone completely insane at this point

Wow, that was a quick heel-turn for The Fool.

I knew I should've made the Kazu trio my main tribute given how Biblically Accurate Squidward was killed by Viacom not even a full day in.

Also, of course it's Bennett who winds up the only one snapped.

Edited by samicable on Jul 18th 2022 at 11:05:09 AM

(Updoot 4!)

• Battle Music: Main Theme - Jetpack Joyride

• Night◊ 3!
  • The Fool must be getting serious! He just beat Walter White down with his own leg! Zoo wee mama!
  • Waddle Dee manages to win a fight with Edd by punching him out with a boxing glove...wait, there was a horseshoe in it! Who do you think you are, Dee? Aran Ryan?
  • Meanwhile, Watermemon, John Cena, The King, Gravi, Pokiehl, and Junekatpeta do a kabuki play based on Nepetunia.
  • For some reason Lunagaron has taken up wearing silly hats.
  • Someone clearly has a weird sense of humor to name a restaurant that.
  • Emil goes looking for gold, but just finds crap because the only rainbow he could find was the LJN rainbow. Not that he deserves any gold right now if you ask me...
  • Well, I didn't catch which world record Balthazar was trying to break, but good for him.
  • ZA WARUDO!! I dunno what Coco did to Blue and Beta to upset them that badly but Coco's out.
  • Poor Marianne is probably going to have nightmares for a while with that many people doing that at once in her direction.
  • While the others are making a kabuki play, Hugo, Angela, Chad, and Volga create a new sitcom!
  • Isn't that Shoe's schtick, Rueben?

• Day 4!◊
  • Well, uh, apparently henceforth Edd is now known as "shitass".
  • Rueben, the King, Marianne, and the First Blood Tributes all form a massive singing group. As can be expected from such a large group, they're having trouble deciding on their theme song.
  • I hope the Fool isn't a Lethal Chef.
  • Volga is ambushed and killed by a group consisting of Junekatpeta, John Cena, Blue & Beta, Lungaron, and Gravi!
  • I'm with Hugo, what was that?
  • Well, Emil doesn't seem like he'd be that great at math anyway.
  • Waddle Dee rounds up Sora and Kairi! Just for the heck of it, I guess, since he doesn't do anything else with them.
  • Ouch
  • Finally, Chad flies out of jail with the jetpack he found.

• Fallen◊ Tributes: Walter White, Coco, and Volga.

• KO Count:
  • The Aristokittens and Walter White: 3
  • The Fool and Blue & Beta: 2
  • Kleer Skeleton, Toasty, Napoleon, Thatcher, Christina, Emil, Watermemon, Pokiehl, SS John Cena, Lungaron, and Gravi: 1

Edited by kablammin45 on Jul 18th 2022 at 11:37:48 AM

Well, that's quite a choir, and this is the second time Reuben interacted with Gantu. Hmm...

Guess I got what I deserved.

I'd watch Neptunia Kabuki lol

Looks like Blue decided to teach Beta how to hunt humans...

(Updoot 5!)

• Battle Music: The Mysterious Murasame Castle Medley - Smash 4

• Night 4!◊
  • Pokiehl tries to impale Sora and Kairi on a spear! But as always, Sora and Kairi have each other's backs and work together to end Pokiehl instead.
  • Meanwhile, Junekatpeta makes Shitass choke to death on his own glasses.
  • Blue and Beta start a band featuring zombie versions of Shitass, Pokiehl, Volga, and Coco! Hear they may start touring around the Multiverse if their debut concert goes well.
  • Waddle Dee continues to hate the other tributes. Watermemon in particular, as he repeatedly kicks her with his nubby little feet until John Cena puts a stop to it.
  • The King's ship sailed in the evening, but now he's back.
  • ...Well, it is a cocktail, I reckon.
  • I think we're better off not knowing what that was doing there in that banana.
  • Lunagaron manages to forge a weapon out of pure existential dread.
  • Now Gravi is vulnerable to electric attacks. Probably shouldn't have waved his arms like that.
  • The First Blood tributes abruptly die, and the Fool has Chad be the lead mourner at their funeral.
  • I think Marianne needs more hockey lessons. Ouch.
  • (Looks over at Blue and Beta)

• Day 5!◊
  • I guess they don't really make costumes for scribble people, do they?
  • Meanwhile, the King is reading up on English and is confused by all the different meanings.
  • Once again, an attempt on Sora and Kairi is stopped by the duo looking closely before drinking the Nausea Fuel Gravi attempted to give them.
  • With his teddy by his side, Waddle Dee seems to be gearing up for a Face–Heel Turn.
  • Well, this is awkward.
  • Blue and Beta have inexplicably multiplied into a crowd of Blues and Betas and they all go to hug Watermemon. After several minutes of hugging, one of the Blues ends up squishing Watermemon to watermelon-y bits mid-hug.
  • Rueben doesn't seem up for being in the BR and asks Angela to take him out so he can just go back to making sandwiches after this. She says no.
  • Meanwhile, Hugo thinks everyone should have Chad as their profile picture.
  • Do you really want to make a Super Saiyan upset with you?
  • Lunagoran loses their grip on their existential dread sword and it ends up impaling Marianne. Oops!

• Fallen Tributes◊: Pokiehl, Shitass Future Edd, All Reboot First Deaths, Watermemon, and Marianne.

• KO Count:
  • The Aristokittens, Walter White, and Blue & Beta: 3
  • The Fool, Junekatpeta, and Lungaron: 2
  • Kleer Skeleton, Toasty, Napoleon, Thatcher, Christina, Emil, Watermemon, Pokiehl, SS John Cena, Gravi, and Sora & Kairi: 1

FEAST IS NEXT!!

Oof, I'm out.

Guess Reuben was shaken by Gantu's death...

Looks like all first death suddenly drop dead in this update. oof