Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Night 4◊ alt link◊

• Anyone want a cursed Dan Hibiki doll? ...No one?
• The Chariot gets lasered
• Donny is definitely on the Naughty List
• Even if Franky is scary, Junkrat doesn't want him to die
• Doki thinks Ariel is using a really convincing Pokemon disguise... turns out she was right and gets fatally attacked
• Another cult? This can't be good...
• Mr. Clean does some "cleaning"... rip Lee
• The Grinch found the wrong person to brag about his inability to get killed to...
• Even Isabelle can't help making fun of Snow

Day 5◊ alt link◊

• Thanks to Facebook Vader, the God Beasts are now running around
• Another tribute goes deaf from loud sounds
• Morva would look pretty ridiculous in a salmon suit
• Jevil adds more members to the cult
• THE LORDE finds a new way to beat up the others
• And now Isabelle joins a sniper duel against Asriel
• ...not sure that's how Christmas works, Wiz

Deaths◊ alt link◊ The Chariot, Santa, Doki, Lee, The Grinch

OMG, I Knew It!! Julio freakin' SNAPPED!

Of course Jevil would start cults! He's the jester devil!

And Ariel can now shapeshift?! What if there was some fine fine print in that contract she signed?

Jevil can do anything, so he fixed himself with flex tape. Can he win, though?

You're a dead one, Mr. Grinch...

Night 5◊ alt link◊

• Now what element could that be?
• Facebook Vader doesn't like Chrome, meanwhile Chrome was never impressed by Facebook
• Well, they are from a 3DS game...
• Like many others, Lee Everett is not a fan of microtransactions
• Saber Alter and Bulbasaur engage in a deadly game of Rock-Paper-Scissors... Bulba loses
• Jevil kills Jeanne for not being devoted enough to the cult... but her fellow cultist revives her again
• Looks like it won't be too easy to Clean his brain...
• Yet another tribute befriends Snow
• Dan gives Julio a fiery death... and can apparently resist the flames himself

Day 6◊ alt link◊

• Dangerous or not, that roller coaster was still fun!
• Always remember the rules of Opposite Day!
• Saber of Black isn't impressed by what he sees
• Meanwhile, the cult leader, a cult member and some others look for the other Saber
• Isabelle gets brutally killed by Facebook Vader
• Jeanne isn't affected by your insults
• Morva finds a sneaky way to get Lee's attention
• Ooh, 2spoopy haunted game cartridges?
• And Donny is the one killing Snow this season

Deaths◊ alt link◊ Bulbasaur, Julio, Isabelle

Edited by Zanreo on Nov 12th 2018 at 11:18:45 AM

Ligthning Chariot: Is that me on this thing?

3DS's Hades: Why, hello there! Hope you don't mind I demolish the fourth wall. Again.

And that's the second time that Eris is accused of being not trustworthy, wich once again is very fitting to her character

Looks like Donny wanted to end those Snow friendships.

Aw, poor Bulbasaur. You shouldn't have played, you only know how to make paper.

No god, not Isabelle!

Sorry for the wait, but here's the next update:

Night 6◊ alt link◊

• Brian can't even get proper credit for his own ideas
• Donny is great at laser tag
• Mr. Clean returns the lost phone he found
• Saber of Black should have brought his painkillers... and is now too distracted by the pain to notice someone's trying to kill him...
• How do you even piggyback ride a browser?
• Some of the cultists try setting up a wedding between the leader and another member... however, they're not up for that plan
• I'd like to see The Lightning Chariot build a snowman
• Looks like we got a young Shipper on Deck here...
• Don't talk about melons around THE LORDE

Day 7◊ alt link◊

• Jinx gets a tribute caught in her trap. rip Wiz
• Who knew Iron Man was an iron skeleton?
• Facebook Vader feels sick... and dies from super dysentery
• Brian decides to punish Punished Hibiki some more
• Ariel found a way to weaponize even tantrums
• Jeanne roasts Franky too hard and pays the price
• More stolen ideas... but this time, the thief doesn't get away with it
• German Levitating Stick tries attacking Salamence... but forgot to check the sword's durability first
• ...what hair?

Arena event: Witching Hour! What spells will the tributes use?◊ alt link◊

• Iron Man summons a suspicious eyeball... OH GOD IT SHOOTS ROCKETS. rip Hildy and Brian
• Ariel makes flaming meteors appear to kill 3 others, rip Saber Alter, Mr. Clean and Eris
• Morva and Franky both trap two other tributes in electricity
• Jevil has an unfortunate meeting with the Skeleton King himself
• The others survive

Deaths◊ alt link◊ Saber of Black, Wiz, Facebook Darth Vader, Jeanne Alter, Chariot of Lightning, Hildy Gloom, Brian Zane, Saber Alter, Mr. Clean, Eris, Donny Base, THE LORDE, Jevil, Google Chrome, Jinx

Next update will likely be a double one because of the wait

Edited by Zanreo on Nov 13th 2018 at 3:57:32 PM

Yup, Asriel totally ships Saber Alter/Eris. Too bad Ariel had to sink it.

And Jevil met King Sans?!

Yes. That was the joke.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 13th 2018 at 7:44:51 PM

... Did Asriel just made a meme about Eris making out with Saber Alter ?

The best of all is that Eris have first interacted with Saber Alter when she was looking for him alongside Jevil and Ariel as well. So it seems unlike Asriel who approved that couple, Ariel was jealous of them

Jevil met the scary spoopy skeleton and decided to go with him, disqualifying him from the season. Oh well.

Godfuckingdammit man

Night 7◊ alt link◊

• You sure Franky should be trusted with those?
• Asriel will make any excuse to get away
• Lee time travels to the wrong time and place
• Happy birthday, Junkrat!
• Dan Hibiki decides to train more

The Feast◊ alt link◊

• Franky drinks a lot
• Junkrat makes a meal out of an unfortunate tribute, and unfortunately Dan's training didn't help fighting him off
• Asriel aims an arrow at another tribute... but misses. It hits an unintended target though
• The others just stay away

Day 8◊ alt link◊

• Some gross candy is eaten
• Asriel starts insulting the other tributes
• Salamence gets a useful powerup

Deaths:◊ alt link◊ Lee Everett, Dan Hibiki, Morva

Night 8◊ alt link◊

• Asriel buys some new games
• Ariel is the victim of a strange misunderstanding
• Salamence is just having a good time in the ball pit, but didn't see a sneaky stick...

Day 9◊ alt link◊

• Asriel tries out a new attack on German Levitating Stick
• A weird scream is heard... it's the sound of Iron Man killing Junkrat
• Franky has a new base

Another Arena Event - this time they're going to space!◊ alt link◊

• Sorry, Asriel, but you can't breathe in space
• The others just have a fun space trip

Deaths:◊ alt link◊ Ariel, Salamence, Junkrat, Asriel

We now know our podium finishers, but who will win? Find out in the finale next update!

Edited by Zanreo on Nov 13th 2018 at 4:06:00 PM

Asriel... you idiot. Clearly you had to make yourself my first 4th Place Curse bearer of the Reboot, hadn't you? You're Not So Different from that other striped shirted kid.

Asriel! NOOOOO! Why did you have to be so stupid?

For god's sake, Junkrat, you were so fucking close...

So, Facebook Vader killed the floof and then dies of super dysentery.

Serves 'im right.

Welp, Arnold now have Asriel to keep him company in space.

God dammit.

Get ready for... the finale!

Night 9◊ alt link◊

• Well, considering Franky's past behavior I wouldn't be surprised...
• I guess that iron wasn't rustproof...

Day 10◊ alt link◊

• Only two left... what will happen? Will there be a big, epic final fight, or..
• nah, Stick summons a piano out of nowhere and gets crushed

Deaths◊ alt link◊ Iron Man, German Levitating Stick

Placements◊ alt link◊
Summary◊ alt link◊
Statistics:◊ alt link◊

SAVE

Winner: Franky
2nd place: German Levitating Stick
3nd place: Iron Man
Most kills: ^note because of the arena event bug there are several kills that aren't credited, so here are the actual results: Franky/Iron Man/Ariel/Julio ^note Technically, Junkrat had as many kills as these (4), but the Lightning Chariot was counted as one tribute

My tributes for next season are Team Planeptune Sisters: Neptune◊ (death)◊ and Nepgear◊(death)◊ Yellow flag for both, while they're hundreds of years old gijinkas they look like teens. (Also preferably don't get them in romantic events together since they're sisters, no nepcest pls)

Edited by Zanreo on Nov 13th 2018 at 5:36:37 PM

I'll nominate Team Giant Bugs From Metroid Prime 2, Chykka and Amorbis. Both are safe - they're almost 50.