Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

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Enter Night 1 (Imgur)◊

• Tracer Does Not Know Her Own Strength. And that came to the fatal detriment of the Other Mother's unfortunate ribs.
• Between Clause and a katana.... Serpantina chose Clause. RIP katana
• Edna learns the hard way about the detriments of doing a "Freaky Friday" Flip.
• This is no Infinity Stone! YEET!
• I think that Dark Stone is putting some bad effects on O' Malley, given that he tried (and possibly failed to) delet his nom's pride and joy of work.
• Jameson doesn't like being in second place.
• And now he's Thomas Mustang, maybe?
• Whoa, that sounds like a badass battle.
• SUPER F FOR BALE, LOSING BOTH TRIBUTES IN THE FIRST TWO UPDATES.
• Ball Guy joins the "Press F" club.
• Apparently, the Titanic and her passengers were having a "most ridiculous sleeping positions" party, to Riley and Travis' dual amusement as they began editing the passengers and crew into even funnier situations.
• Wow, guys, that's one large empire.
• Hang on, Chimmy is of royalty?
• How could a letter possibly help, Ochaco?
• Charles!

Enter Day 2 ((Imgur)◊

• We have an opening day of three events involving disgust.
• Sandwiched between the latter two of the above is a hope of good luck.
• Well, that will help.
• More F presses are given for Baby Yoda and Bale. Even the Titanic and everyone on board are giving their salutes.
• Charles ≠ Evil Kermit.
• Two back-to-back events involving ice are in the season for today!
• That's a really big sinkhole.
• Lesson of the day: Don't throw people's souls.
• I don't think Bill Andersen will approve of this.... Or maybe it's Travis' parents?
• That's not appropriate, JJJ!
• Apparently, Prince Chimmy is in love with his royal pillow.
• He smokes weed and then gets subjected to Day Fatal Event #2734. Which is.... OMG, we have a new V Incident, guys. It appears to me that Kain has found himself trapped in a space-time continuum while smoking weed, which gets him in a situation we've seen before. Thanks a lot, RNG!

Fallen Tributes:◊ The Other Mother, a katana, Baby Yoda, all Super Smash Bros. Ultimate fighters as of this season (up to Terry Bogard), and Kain (who got timewrecked by sheer chance).

I was gonna say that Ally got hacked yet again by a corrupted tribute, but the Second V Incident just blew that out of the water!!!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 7th 2020 at 5:30:53 PM

Shouldn't it be "smokes and weed and then dies in a random fatal event?"

Also, it was Mhazard who came up with the V Incident-inducing event that I can't be bothered to look up and properly name ATM, right? I really do have to wonder how he comes up with this kinda stuff and how his crazy-ass mind works in general. And don't think I haven't noticed that y'all made my "bonkers mind" quote into a custom event. Didn't think it was that event-worthy myself.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Jan 7th 2020 at 1:40:01 AM

It's a meme event suggested by Billy. And yes, the infamous timewrecking event suggested by Mhaz was reworded by us mods so that the nom schools won't be affected in ASAS.

Also, you have something against my "bonkers mind" event?! That worked wonders for Human!Princess Twilight last season!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 7th 2020 at 5:50:52 PM

"...worked wonders..." Pfft, that's Actually Pretty Funny

The old version of dying of all family-friendly events was meant to be literally family-friendly back when I suggested it, so family-friendly that you could broadcast it on a kids show. It also had a bit of Black Humor due to how comical an overkill like that could be.

But hey, the final outcome wasn't that bad either because the victim would eventually die...?

Edited by Mhazard on Jan 7th 2020 at 5:56:56 PM

...funny, I was literally saying on the Discord server yesterday that it's been 20 seasons since the V Incident occurred and that it says something about how rarely it occurs. Now we've got one of those randomisation events... and the RNG picks that event, of all things. Wow.

While Kain didn't do anything wrong this season and was just minding his own business, apparently he's done some questionable shit in canon, so he's not really as innocent as V was. Still... wow, this is quite the Wham Episode.

Anyway, huh, Chimmy's of royal descent? Funny, their best friend Tata is royalty in canon... did they get married or something? Did Chimmy get adopted by Tata's family? Actually, the latter makes much more sense from what I know of BT21, so let's go with that.

Also, is Chimmy turning out to be a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot? So far they're a royal wendigo pupper. And them marrying a pillow, as silly as it sounds, kinda makes sense given how lonely they are/were in canon. Maybe they're bummed out about Tata not being here with them?

Anywho, Imma press F for Bale and Baby Yoda.

And both of my tribs died without doing anything of note. Just what I expected of them TBH.

One of the fatal events is P1 subjecting P2 to AN INFINITE DEATH LOOP, so nope, unless something gets him out, he's gonna have to endure with it. Add the fact that the the complete immortality-inducing Hourai Elixir is also on board....

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Jan 7th 2020 at 5:00:37 PM

Anyway for that event, yeah Ichi. It's based on He smoked weed and then, and there's also a nonfatal variant too.

As for the V Incident, still wish I could find another HGS place to do that custom event and it's nonfatal variant. That being said though, it happening in this is still a wham, especially that it's from a RNG-based type event

I KNEW the RNG would give us the absolute least fortunate event.

FUUUUUUUUUUU-

So since it involved weed, should we call it the Weed Incident?

Enter Night 2 (Imgur)◊

• Oh no, we have a seemingly insane fusion.
• And now we have a tribute actually going mad.
• Guys, this is not how you turn an ocean liner ship into an airship!
• Alex doesn't plan on dying today.
• (WEED JOKE INTENSIFIES)
• That's a lot of hair.
• I mean, don't they look like bad guys already?
• Tracer and the Ball Guy fell victim to an unfortunate meeting with a hungry monster.
• We bid you a farewell.
• You're Jameson, not James Bond, ok?
• IT'S A TRAP! Fortunately, our ANGERY Demoman escapes, but not unscathed.
• .... Wow, you two. Where did you learn to do that?
• .... I'm confused with the event involving Ongo here.
• O' Malley, you're not Scorpion.
• Evil!Ralsei has a split personality, apparently.

Enter Day 3 (Imgur)◊

• O' Malley's getting paranoid.
• Get over the ledge, will you?
• Thomas was doing just fine, then he took a baseball bat to the kneecaps.
• Spread the illness!
• Riley and Travis do something typical for those their age: complex jigsaw puzzles. Too bad Zorglub hates jigsaw puzzles.
• Raziel's attempt to spike a drink ended in failure.
• Wrong music!
• The people onboard the Titanic send the ship's musicians to play the Moonlight Sonata. It is a success.
• Alex also develops a split personality.
• Edna forgets the basic rule of NOT touching a Big Red Button. Fortunately, nothing happens.
• .... What's this.... matroysa? Matroniska? Matroyshka? Argh, What-The-Fuck-Ever-Is-That-Thing?
• Sadly, Chimmy falls upon the bad luck of encountering hungry hyenas.
• Dia is a math ace.
• .... WHAT NECK?!

Fallen Tributes:◊ Lufalan Pasalan, Unregistered Hypercam 2, Dread Pirate Catley, Tracer, Ball Guy and Chimmy.

Oof, RIP both my tributes

The only thing i ask of the Titanic is that the plane works.

To think, I was under the impression that Serpantina died after having a kunai go through her. Imagine my surprise when I see her the next day wanting fish but getting ice cream.

FYI Dave, "matryoshka" is a Russian toy that contains multiple copies of itself inside it. See Matryoshka Object.

Well, it wasn't fatal in the original Mortal Kombat games.

I see.

Noooo, Chimmy...

R.I.P The Other Mother. I wonder what color Zorglub dyed his hair.

Edited by Routeferret on Jan 7th 2020 at 3:57:22 PM

Evil Ral turned into Good Ral?!

Meanwhile Evil Kermit's being 100% in-character.

Tracer, I am disappoint.

Obligatory bottompost!