Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here
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Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
as that's where we do the editing.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect.
Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
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Felix the Cat and Gorillaz, IIRC.
Dagded Dujardin
Well, my tributes still live.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Professional Professionalist
Yup, Cyborg Noodle is from the third phase of Gorillaz.
Also, wow Guy-Manuel, you gotta be rude by telling Alexa to better her English huh? It isn’t even your native language, Guy.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
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Update but it's written and posted at an ungodly hour of the morning because idk.
In all seriousness though, this is the last update before I go to sleep. Enjoy.
- Ahh, what a beautiful duwang!
- Dragons don't fart fire, right?
- Uh… zero?
- The Sinow Spigell just gets casually run over when Deneve and Taiji go out for dinner at Mickey D's.
- Hey, artificial intelligence has feelings, too!
- So now multiple tributes can survive being impaled?
- Cat throws cat. Cat lands on Bat. Cat kills Bat. Would you look at that!
- Turns out that every single Pokémon is a math whiz.
- Not sure how one does an abridged series of a shmup, but okay.
- Well, yeah, Siri can tell you a joke if you ask it to.
- ...so… uh… the entire Pokémon species went extinct because of their own mistake, folks.
- Felix's rampage ends here, even though it barely begun. Also, Snow dies again.
- Taiji's already part of a pop band, but okay, guess he just wants to go Darker and Edgier.
- Ridley says STOP! RIP Deneve.
- ...wait… Starkiller killed all those Pokémon!?
FALLEN TRIBUTES:
◊ A Sinow Spigell, Bat, Sonny, Every Pokémon, Felix the Cat and Deneve.
Dagded Dujardin
How does a fish have a social security number?
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
the
Impromptu repeating events season?
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING
Unlike Dean, at least Deneve died in the best way possible.
Ruler of Everything
Was going to post this last update but damn, Paintra.
Hoping that I snag a podium with Padparadscha.
"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
Should confirm that this may be my last season as I may take a leave of absence from the thread for personal reasons. Don't know how long it will be but it depends on how fast I can mend some bridges.
The League of Heroes
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Just when I thought the Pokemon in every Trainer's PC were safe...
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 20th 2019 at 2:38:43 AM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
I hope everything goes well for you, Gamechanger.
[screaming in the distance]
So every Pokemon is suddenly weak to Ice-types. also rip sonny.
"Screw it, I AM going to enjoy this game!"
Macha
I trolled that maid girl again, it seems.
One of the over 40 party members from Chrono Cross. And a canon mother to celebrate the upcoming Mother's Day(05/12).
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- Padparadscha turns to a villain for advice.
- Rin reckons Ridley should do some dragon sports, but Ridley disagrees.
- Noodle suffers an Heroic BSoD upon hearing that something happened to the other Gorillaz members.
- "Hey Siri, tell me the current status of South America." "South America has been obliterated. Later findings have shown that the continent betrayed the rest of the world."
- Well, that's an unexpected Cargo Ship.
- Gotchu proves that A.I. Is a Crapshoot.
- A fish now has a fish as a pet? Seems legit.
- Guy-Manuel enthuses about his culture.
- Team Sleuth perform an experiment to help assist them in their latest case. Alas, no one comes to save them from their stupidity.
- Shouldn't you be telling Buzz Lightyear that?
- Joe becomes emotionless.
- ...what sweat? In any case, Gotchu doesn't understand that Alexa isn't going to understand everything everyone says.
- The death of her bandmates fuels Noodle with newfound resolve as she effortlessly takes down Rasputin.
- Despite everything, the Midnight Crew aren't spoopy enough. Angus decides to fix that.
- An Unbreakable Vow is made.
- Russian Reversal events are sick of me.
FALLEN TRIBUTES:
◊ South America, Team Sleuth and Rasputin.
Professional Professionalist
First, Guy-Manuel talks about being French with great enthusiasm. Then, Television Rules the Nation. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
I liked the bit when Gotchu tries to talk to Alexa.
Edited by arimothereindeer on Nov 19th 2019 at 7:01:58 AM
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
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Oh, Gotchu! I guess you're Team Android. 
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Wrong thread, sorry ^_^;
Edited by Psychedelicate on Nov 20th 2019 at 4:44:36 AM
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- Birds are flipped.
- Does said shipfic entail them killing stars together? *shot*
- So the toy… wins by doing absolutely nothing?
- Oh, I guess Siri and Alexa are rivals after all.
- I guess they needed a girlfriend at some point.
- ...what teeth?
- Cyborg Noodle… being a glitch… that probably makes sense in Gorillaz lore somehow.
- When I say "Guy-Manuel", you say "Aww man"!
- I thought the toy had gotten out of the claw machine already.
- There's a joke here somewhere, but my filthy ARMY self will refrain from saying it.
- Taiji is killed by a random Sonny character. RIP.
- Combos! Combos! Combos!
- We now have a tol and smol duo!
- Siri updates its database.
FALLEN TRIBUTES:
◊ Seo Taiji
Up next: the Feast!
AKMU
aww, both my tributes are out :(
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Alexa had teeth?! Hope Gotchu didn't injure himself with them!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
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Maid Rin too OP, plz nerf
RIP Team Sleuth, stupided themselves to extinction.
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING
Yup, Starkiller's lost it.
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Final update for tonight. There are two more updates after this one, and they'll both be posted tomorrow.
- More flipped birds.
- The squeeze toy alien really doesn't like it when Guy-Manuel talks about his culture. RIP buddy.
- And now everyone has a pet. Alright then.
- Rin has had enough of playing around, and so she brutally kills three tributes to prove it while Noodle can only watch in terror.
- AI voice assistants can go to Hogwarts now?
- Kitty Kat pulls an OG!Asgore.
- The squeeze toy alien becomes the "too little" dude.
- Gotchu transforms into a more intimidating form,prompting Padparadscha to mercy kill him.
- Would you like some green eggs and ham?
- Angus cooks an Angus really badly and becomes a delicious Angus for a hungry demon.
- I wonder what Starkiller wants to talk to Noodle about?
- Isn't English both of their native language, though? Or do Crystal Gems speak a different language?
- Ridley cuts clean into Alexa, effectively bricking it.
- You wanna summon a demon? Try cooking a really bad Angus.
FALLEN TRIBUTES:
◊ Guy-Manuel, Spyro, Siri, Joe, Kitty Kat, Squeeze Toy Alien, Gotchu, Angus McFife XIII and Alexa.
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Welp, I lost my tributes in the Feast.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Problem Sleuth + Steven Universe + Real Life + Metroid + whatever the other two are.
breaking news: local magical teenager fights for his life as the cunning god of death drops down on EarthAlso I am pretty sure the last event in Night 2 is actually a reference to NetHack, where trying to use a gaze attack on Medusa will kill you and give you this message.
Edited by PinkCelebi on Nov 19th 2019 at 1:40:49 PM
"Screw it, I AM going to enjoy this game!"