Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here.
Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
I'm rooting for Jigsaw or Victini to win.
Cortex should take a 12-step plan off a 10-step pierBattle Music
- Darkest Dungeon - The Senescence (same music deal as with the last extension, so turn up your volume)
- Having been spared by the monster yesterday as it saw no point in killing her, Black Viper is now magic Superman!
- Yamada makes an enemy out of Jigsaw. This can't be good folks!
- Spider-Ham, Spider-Ham, throwing a birthday party Spider-Ham!
- Advil and Jill approve of a horrid shipfic about them! Details at 11!
- At the science room:
- What's with this strange purple fog? It's been here for hours!
- If my readings are correct... it seems that Subject 616N has achieved a stable form. What you're seeing is merely just the power residue basically. I suspect that it's no longer and animal-like being, but has evolved to be a person.
- Great, just great...
- The phone rings. Hal answers it.
- Yes? ...the black hole was fucking eaten by King Sombra!? Are you kidding me!? How come he's not dead yet, that's like the equivalent of drinking high-grade corrosive poison with a side order of nuclear waste!
- Well, it seems that the Pale King's lies have caught up with him!
- Somewhere in Sector F2:
- Nightmare is wandering about some woods when an armored, cloaked figure approaches him.
- Nightmare: You...! Don't tell me... you're possibly that shadow creature everyone's been talking about!
- 616N?: Correct. Just like you, I'm a living nightmare as well. Well technicallly, I'm made of hundreds of them, but that's besides the point.
- Nightmare: So what are here for? Going to absorb me or something?
- Oh, I wouldn't do that unless you were to perish in the games. I just wanted to visit a fellow nightmare. So, how are the games going for you?
- Terrible! The service here isn't great and the living conditions are just horrid!
- Well then, why don't you voice your frustrations at the gamemakers? An abandoned control booth is just to the north of here.
- Really? Thanks for the info!
- Don't mention it. Say, before I go have you seen any military installations around here?
- Why yes! There's a big one to the south east of here, you can't miss it!
- Well that's a tasty bit of information, well time for us to part ways!
- The two then split and go their separate ways.
- Spider-Ham, Spider-Ham, being sponsored by the Swinester Six Spider-Ham!
- Nightmare reaches a new high point.
- King Sombra takes orders from nobody! Remember that kids!
- Sombra bonds with two objects! That's sweet in a weird way!
- Woah! That's quite the electrifying language Plugg has!
- Huh, seems like Vaal might be a werewolf! Must've got that from King Sombra!
- Gogmazios is capable of writing reviews? Huh, who knew?
FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES◊ M87 Black Hole, Pale King, Jill
The League of HeroesSo that's why he's dead in the White Palace.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.LMAO, WTF, Nightmare?
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."King Sombra..... I'm proud of you
Drama! Romance! Bloodshed! Knock 'em dead, darling~Jill, you really should have known better than to try and force King Sombra, of all tributes, to kill either of them for you.
That being said, I won't be surprised if Jigsaw ended up going berserk and had someone kill the Crystal King for murdering his beloved ex-wife.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Seems that Vaal caught up with Advil and Jill's interactions. RIP Cargo Ship.
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"Battle Music
- Darkest Dungeon - All Things Must Come (unlike the past two videos you can turn your volume back to normal for this, it's a different user)
- Spider-Ham, Spider-Ham, writing a novel on his experiences Spider-Ham!
- Plugg has captured Vaal! What is he planning?
- Yamada and King Sombra have a sweet moment together!
- Hey, someone forgot to tell Nightmare that cheaters never prosper!
- Somewhere at Sector M10, at a big military installation:
- Scientists Hal and Dave were doing a routine check-up at the control room with the force field generator when a demonic voice greeted them.
- ???: Hello there, "Father", it's been a while.
- The scientists turn around to see a black armored figure in a cloak.
- Don't tell me... you're... Subject 616N?!
- ???: 616N? That's what you called me back when I was your lab rat, huh? Well I don't go by that name anymore! Ever since I formed this body, I am now... VALECOR!
- And with that, Valecor lets out a haunting roar as an aura of wailing and tortured-looking souls appears around him. At that very moment his eyes flash, causing huge black crystals to erupt out of the control panels.
- Shit! Those were the controls for both the missiles, rockets, and the arena force field! Let's get out of here!
- They run to the nearest exit and enter the hallway. Spotting some guards they shout at them.
- Quick, there's a rogue agent in there that needs to be taken care of!
- As the guards enter the control room Hal turns to Dave.
- That'll buy us some time. Let's get going!
- After going through several rooms and hallways, they take a breather in front of a large window with a good view of the missiles and rockets. They then witness the arena force field fizzing out as the missiles and rockets launch, with Gogmazios trying to pilot one of them but fails as the controls to all of them are busted. the dragon ends up crashing into the moon.
- Holy...! This is bad, this is really bad...
- Yeah, the tributes can escape now!
- It's worse than that... true, the force field is meant to stop the tributes from escaping, but it's also meant to protect them from whatever is on the other side! Whatever enemies they have and whatever monsters we may have found over the years, such things can get the tributes now!
- Well that's a nightmarish feast!
- Vaal escapes Plugg and hides in the cornucopia. However, a black crystalline skeleton that still seems to have flash on it startles him out of hiding. Demonic laughter happens right behind him, and he turns to be face to face with a black armored figure with a cloak.
- Victini wouldn't make Colonel Sanders proud today.
- Spider-Ham, Spider-Ham, throwing knives Spider-Ham!
- Candy Core tells Advil it has a headache.
- Plugg does some pan cooking.
- King Sombra and Black Viper have a bad case of indigestion.
- Jigsaw drinks to King Sombra's demise. Meanwhile at another installation:
- The two scientists finish doing a rush job for a backup force field generator and turn it on, restoring the force field.
- Alright, as long as nothing huge hits the force field it should hold for now.
- Jigsaw gets huge and hits the force field, causing it to fizzle out once again.
- Oh goddammit!
- Spider-Ham, Spider-Ham, receiving a big Toblerone Spider-Ham!
- Plugg relieves Yamada's headache.
- Sombra opens a fridge and sees the still-living severed head of Vaal. He says to her "The one that calls itself Valecor did this to me, please, put me out of my misery." Sombra obliges.
- True to his word, Valecor found Nightmare's body after he died from the games themselves and absorbed his essence.
FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES◊ Gogmazios, Nightmare, Victini, Genichiro, Manananggal, Candy Core, Isshin, King Sombra, Jigsaw, Black Viper, Advil, Vaal Hazak
Edited by TheGamechanger on Apr 17th 2019 at 12:56:05 PM
The League of HeroesTurns out Nightmare's weakness is not the Star Rod, it's Krabby Patties.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Fucking hell, Jigsaw.... RIP, at least you're Together in Death with Jill.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."I take it that the Forcefield was just malfunctioning? Because Gogmazios managed to crash into the moon, but the very next day, Jigsaw grew so big he touched the Forcefield.
GC edited that part, so the scientists now made a backup.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 18th 2019 at 12:57:24 AM
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"Yeah, let's Hand Wave it as that.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Alas, poor Ashina Clan.
Fucking god dammit.
Next is the finale, folks!
Final Battle Music
- Yamada suddenly has it out for poor Sombra!
- Knowing he's dying, Plugg asks another to absorb his soul, saying an armored being with a cloak did this to him. Unfortunately for Plugg, the other tribute refuses as he doesn't have that power.
- Spider-Ham, Spider-Ham, not wanting blue or yellow Spider-Ham!
- Sombra comes across Plugg's corpse, which is now skeletal and has mysterious black crystals growing on it.
- Sombra, uh, pushes to get rich?
- Spider-Ham, Spider-Ham, seeing girls naked Spider-Ham!
- Meanwhile at the science room as the tributes talk about the future:
- The scientist are trying to get another backup force field to work, but to no avail as it keeps sputtering out.
- Damn! It's gonna take several days at least for the replacement parts for the force field to be shipped over!
- So... how should we address the issue of 616N, or "Valecor" as it calls itself?
- A plan that Snow's had for a whilw in his paranoia, a max security prison bult to house those with superpowers. We put it on the shelves as it didn't seem feasible at the time, but now seems to be the time to enact it. It likely won't be complete until at least ten seasons from now!
- Ten seasons from now... hey, isn't that around the time when those troper games or whatever they call it is being planned? The very ones I heard that may be responsible for some of these tribute picks?
- Yep.
- So should we warn them about this threat or...?
- Let's see what President Snow's orders on the matter are when the time comes and decide for ourselves, ok?
- A shadow then splits off from the wall it was part of and slips away unseen by the scientists. After a while it then merges with Valecor a few sectors over, who has just thrown an invisible brick at a tribute.
- Valecor: A max security prison built to house things like me huh? That sounds like a good place to recruit allies... yes, a legion of evil to take over these games and then this world! GEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
Spider-Ham! Spider-Ham! Gotta win these Games, Spider-Ham!
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"Come on Sombra,you can do it!
Drama! Romance! Bloodshed! Knock 'em dead, darling~- Spider-Ham, Spider-Ham, winning by default since Sombra got killed by mettaton48 for some reason Spider-Ham!
Shit, already? Hold on.
Edited by TacoBadger on Apr 18th 2019 at 10:56:50 AM
HuzzahIt's the hall of fame season, and the season after this is a themed season (Names The Same).
The League of HeroesTime for the Battle Royale let's see here what I have:
Since I'm already here I'll dump my events right now:
- (Player1) takes a bath in tomato sauce after encountering a skunk. (He/She1) is rid of the smell.
- (Player1) takes a bath in tomato sauce after encountering a skunk. (He/She1) isn't rid of the smell.
- (Player1) teaches (Player2) how to play Yu-Gi-Oh! (He/She1) succeeds.
- (Player1) teaches (Player2) how to play Yu-Gi-Oh! (He/She1) fails.
- (Player1) is literally grasping at straws!
- (Player1) discovers that DAB is actually an acronym for "Drugs Are Bad".
- (Player1) buys some pizza, which turns out to be aggressive. The pizza promptly beheads (him/her1).
- (Player1) tries to keep a cassowary as a pet and gets promptly killed by it.
- (Player1) stares at (Player2) while aggressive surf music plays in the background.
Edited by VengefulBale on Apr 18th 2019 at 10:01:39 AM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Why am I not surprised that friggin' Spider-Ham won? Also, I'm not exactly the biggest fan of the "nominator stupidly kills their own tribute" event, so I'd like to vote for nixing it.
Anyway, here be my Hall of Famers for this Battle Royale: Diana Cavendish◊ (death pic◊), Nero◊ (death pic◊), and Jason Voorhees◊ (death pic◊)
Diana's 16, BTW.
Edited by IchigoMontoya on Apr 18th 2019 at 7:56:34 AM
Only got Manga Movie Yoshi◊ this time
"Leftover items still have value!"
YAY!
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."