Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Fun fact: In the game the Invader is from, if you buy a game pass(which I think is like 450 robox? It's cheap) you'll get many new things to do, including changing the colors of the characters. So you can actually become a Golden or Red Invader.

Edit: Why is this a page topper

Edited by CardboardBot on Oct 20th 2022 at 5:24:53 PM

because its post number mod 25 is 1

Edited by wingedcatgirl on Oct 20th 2022 at 11:24:29 AM

Wonder how Babs felt about being a cat, and if she won the race. Hope she puts her submarine to good use.

Battle Music: Paper Mario 64 -- Lava Piranha B

• Night 3 (alt link)
  • Behold... the Salmeger!
  •    RUN, COWARD! MEOW!    (shouts cat!Sinistar as it fires a giant laser at CAT!CLEVELAND, but he fires back with another one!)
    This beam struggle seems to be locked in a stalemate, so let's move on to the next!
  • Spooky buys that gear from the same company Xion sold it to and grinds it into scrap metal! She then asks Invader Red to help her hide it away!
  • If that Power Glove's so bad, then why would you still want to use it?
  • Six tributes put their hands on a moving truck and try running along with it, but Grima has the unfair size advantage to keep his claws on it!
  • B.A.D 4, Mundus, and Catgirl use 1-Grit-Cat as a support for their tribute totem pole, and Catgirl climbs the tower and perches on top of it.
  • (Meanwhile, the Star Spirits watch Joe and Jony from afar and see them go deaf from an explosion. They exchange glances, wondering if they'd call them over to use Star Beam on them again since the Star Spirits need to recharge.)
  • (Back with Quizmo, he whips out a telescope and checks the sky.) Question No. 6! Who left that yellow mark on the moon? (beat) It was Ignia! And he's bragging to the Bad Guys about that!
• Day 4 (alt link)
  • Joe and Jony fire bullets at Xion without any damage to their hearing because they can't hear them, anyway, but Xion moves her Power Glove close to the shots to power it up and punch them to death with it! Guess that wasn't so bad as originally advertised, huh?
    • (The Star Spirits just shake their heads at Joe and Jony's deaths and float away.)
  • 1-Grit-Cat tries shoving Ignia into tight-fitting armor, but he breaks himself out! Just a reminder that this is a dragon taking on human form, folks!
  • The Bad Guys give Spooky her old arms, but she declines the gift because she still likes using her chainsaw arms.
  • The Clicker cashes in on the life insurance policy it filed on Joe and Jony.
  • B.A.D 4 fights Diane and intentionally takes damage from her to study her new elven form.
  • Salmeger experiments on this season's mastermind, but unlike what 1-Grit and the Clicker did to Spielmauster, RNGesus, and Patrick, it instead enslaves him to his bidding!
  • I don't know about you, Catgirl, but I don't think that cat spaceship has grown much since that race with Catniss the other day.
  • The Pyro whips out a kerchief with a clock pattern on it and wraps Grima's claw with its blue side, rapidly aging him until he's reduced into a giant pile of bones!^OOCI said "kerchief" instead of "cloth" because that's it's English name, but I don't think the event warrants a revision because the Japanese name conveys the same meaning
• This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny! (alt link)
  • While everyone else is duking it out like in the Smash Nexus, Clicker the Elf Mage fails to use its magic to protect itself from a stray hazard!
  • Pyro then comes in running with the Time Kerchief, but he gets trounced on by the others! First, Spooky cuts him up with her chainsaw arms, then Xion punches him with her Power Glove, and then CAT!CLEVELAND fires his laser at him, and then the Bad Guys pummel him, and finally, Catgirl fatally scratches him!
  • Diane and B.A.D 4 continue their fight, and Diane gains the upper hand with her new elf skills, but monster!Valjean mauls her before she could finish the job!
  • 1-Grit-Cat can't handle all of this and wastes all its nine lives... or was that just one?
  • Invader Red's boosted attacks just weren't enough to protect him from stray hazards either!
• Deaths (alt link): Literal Guilty Gear, Joe and Jony (as one tribute), Grima, Clicker the Elf Mage, the Pyro, Diane, 1-Grit-cat, and Invader Red Gold

Feast is next! Stay tuned for the lovely banquet prepared by none other than Tayce T. herself!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 27th 2024 at 3:41:36 AM

Dang, Spooky's doing super good.

Aaaaaand I'm out. Great.

INVADER'S STATUE NO YOU WERE GONNA BE MY MM

Hey, remember what I said about that team-up last time? Forget that.

XION WINS

BETRAYALALITY

Wait, Batgirl's still a cat? Odd...

Oh well, at least she's got another kill.

Also, it just occurred to me that this isn't the first time Batgirl turned into a cat. Look up Gotham Girls.

Edited by MemeMaster245 on Oct 21st 2022 at 2:39:19 PM

And Joe and Jony didn't get to be mass murderers... aww.

OOC: That's just how I interpret transformation events since most of the time, they don't say if it was permanent or temporary. Not saying that all of them should be revised to one or the other, though.

Battle Music: Paper Mario 64 -- Huff N. Puff

• Night 4 (alt link)
  • Weirdly for this cat, CLEVELAND literally dies in peace after sniffing Rock Hudson.
  • From one bat-cat to another, here's a reminder of what bats usually eat!
  • Monster!Valjean gets on the Bad Guys' bad side by blocking them on Facebook.
  • While Salmeger talks about its favorite seasons with Ignia, even if this is their first solo run, the Kaiju forces the season's mastermind to yell that he's a "businessperson of legend".
  • Spooky gifts B.A.D 4 her machete since she doesn't need it anymore, but they sense a loooot of bad vibes from her.
• Feast (alt link)
  • Mundus eats the raw rice that Xion shipped over to him last night, but she prepared boiling water with it for a good reason!
  • That friendly chat with Ignia made Salmeger so soft, he turns into a giant cinnamon roll! Moments later, cat!Sinistar HUNGERS for it!
  • Hard to cook with a flamethrower while you're a bat-cat... Bat. And there goes Monster #24601!
  • Xion ignites Ignia with an air fryer he can't break out of for stealing her protein shake!
  • Now free from Sal— I mean Segmeger's control, the mastermind also serves a rice meal for B.A.D 4, but hey, what's that Poison Mushroom doing in there?! I need to ask Tayce T. about this later!
  • Well, that's one "Special" Shake if you ask me...
• Day 5 (alt link)
  • Xion digs up a time capsule and discovers the skeleton of... Volk?! According to this paper about his last season, he still hasn't given the library a replacement for the book he gave to Ridley!^OOC rolled for the dead tribute this time
  • (Quizmo and Vanna T.'s minds go blank when the Waddle Dee tricks Catgirl into washing clothes with a strange washing machine and traps her inside. The "mastermind" presses the "Start Wash" button and waits for the machine to be done, and once it stops, a notification appears on the "Reviews" section. The Waddle Dee presses it and checks the blog post.)
    This meal was the sleekest I have ever eaten. It glided through my tongue like noodles! Too bad its texture was ruined by the bits of fur stuck to it. How disgusting! Did one of the chef's cats wander into the kitchen when they made this meal?
    • (The Waddle Dee opens the machine and collects the fur that was left behind by it.)
  • (Quizmo shakes his head and continues.) The Bad Guys try raiding cat!Sinistar by doing what they do best: being pragmatic! After feigning surrender, they try breaking through its 12 segments of armor, but the catship blasts them all away!
• Deaths (alt link): CLEVELAND, Mundus, Segmeger, Valjean, Ignia, B.A.D 4, Batgirl, and the Bad Guys

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Oct 22nd 2022 at 3:20:36 AM

No, Batgirl! She never even got a chance to be Human Again from Beauty And The Beast.

And that's the worst way she could have gone out.

Ah well, she had a good run. Best of luck to the rest of ye!

C'mon Segmeger, you were doing so well!

Well, congrats to Sinistar and Matt for making it this far.

I'll just be getting my next tributes ready.

RIP in pieces B.A.D 4. They had some shroomies.

Final Battle Music: Paper Mario 64 -- Crystal King

• Night 5 (alt link)
  • Question No. 7! Who among these three tributes will be unlucky enough to grab an explosive soda can? A. Spooky, B. Xion, or C. Bat? (drumroll) And the correct answer is... B!
  • I mean, you are a catship still with a turkey stuck on your nose. Why are you surprised that you find this hard?
  • Meanwhile, the mastermind goes to the Detective Agency to up his skills on that, but gets kicked out for manipulating the staff!
• Day 6 (alt link)
  • Hey look, a bat-cat-monkey!
  • The mastermind uses his master manipulation to distract Spooky by making her laugh, then dismantles her chainsaw arms and somehow cuts her with them!
  • (Quizmo gathers the pictures of all the tributes nominated by Matt and presents them to cat!Sinistar like flashcards.) You have five minutes to guess which universes they all came from! 3! 2! 1! GOOOOO!
  • Deaths (alt link): Xion and Spooky

• Night 6 (alt link)
  • (Quizmo and Vanna T. are just as startled as Bat-Cat as the Sinistar Unleashed theme blares on the speakers.)
  • (Meanwhile, the Waddle Dee just ignores the music and licks the air.)
• Day 7 (alt link)
  • (While the "mastermind" randomly presses Y to honk, Quizmo asks,) Why would this demonic catship be annoyed by Bat-Cat calling coffee "the demon's drink?
  • Deaths: None. We're at the homestretch here, folks!

And there we go, our Podium Finishers of the season! Now for my final question: who will come home with this grand prize? (Quizmo summons the Star Piece again.) Hold on to your Caps if you have any, 'cause here comes... the gripping finale!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Apr 27th 2024 at 3:50:18 AM

My tributes are set!

• Night 7 (alt link)
  • Cat!Sinistar's camera memory is just as fake as its own memories!
  • Exactly what place in the Kirby Universe does Bat-Cat hate? Green Greens? Because those "Goombas" are everywhere in that realm!
• The finale! (alt link)
  • In retaliation for that jumpscare, Bat-Cat uses Twinkle Tackle to send the Sinistar flying into the stars!
  • Meanwhile, Anton Chekhov catches wind of the master manipulator and throws him into a volcano named after him! This ain't no Mt. Lavalava, folks!
• Final Deaths (alt link): Sinistar and Waddle Dee

• And the winner is... (alt link for the winner pic)
• Placements (alt link)

• Death Summary (alt link)
• Stats (alt link)
• Save

(Vanna T. checks the official stats provided by the Gamemakers, which only came in just now.) How come it says here that Xion made 10 kills? I thought she only made six!

Unfortunately, they're still trying to fix that bug in their killy tally machine, so those who joined her in rushing down Pyro in that Arena Event^H/N Spooky, CLEVELAND, the Bad Guys, and Batgirl were also affected.

Oh dear, does that mean that Xion might not be a Mass Murderer after all?

Worry not, Vanna T., for after deducting those excess kills... she's still making it to the Death Battle! Which is just around 1-2 seasons away since we now have 46/48 Mass Murderers!

(Quizmo then turns to the camera.)

And as for the Podium Finishers... this is the second time a Waddle Dee gets qualified for the Battle Royale! Its species last got 3rd Place in S226 and qualified for S234's BR, and once again, it'll return for another one! Stay tuned for S247 for that one!

But aren't you forgetting something, Quizmo?

Oh, right!

(He teleports the Star Piece to Bat.)

Congratulations for winning the season, and congrats to the Sinistar for making the podium as well! A big shout-out to all the Hall of Famer's respective nominators, Bale, Mr. Star^OOC Oggy's ASAS nom, Matt, and [Jake], and a huge thanks to that Gamemaker for hiring me as guest host! Once again, Chuck Quizmo's the name, and quizzes are my game! And we shall see you around if you find us in the Paper Mushroom Kingdom! Yaaaaaahooo!

(Vanna T. waves to the audience while Quizmo burrows into the floor, unaware that he misidentified which Bale nominated Bat. The gameshow set then magically folds itself and turns back into the standard hosting box.)

Disclaimer: According to Matt, no rigging was done in the making of the season.

Because only the Cowardly Lion was nominated among Dorothy's friends in the OG...

Main: The Scarecrow◊

Reserve: The Tin Man◊

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Oct 23rd 2022 at 10:03:24 PM

• Gossamer◊ (he/him; safe^note this is the original version of Gossamer, not the Looney Tunes Show version)
• (Reserve) Hyde Tweety◊ (he/him; Black flag (very young bird))

Edited by kablammin45 on Oct 22nd 2022 at 12:35:23 PM

Main: Misaka Network◊ (black)^note Last Order and 20,000 Misaka clones, orange flag for the former and yellow flag for the latter

Reserve: Railgun Main Characters◊ (yellow)

Edited by Justkong033 on Oct 23rd 2022 at 2:35:03 AM

Yeeting in my Halloween tribs a bit early in case the Death Battle ends up being next season:

Main: Halloween Sayaka Miki◊

Reserve: Halloween Kyoko Sakura◊

Both female, both teens

Main: Fire Lord Ozai◊, Male (40s, Safe)

Reserve: Admiral Zhao◊, Male (Safe)

Main : Kleer Skeleton◊
Reserve : Beheaded Kamikaze◊

Main: Kintaro◊ male, safe (sapient cat, his description says that he's a "young exec at AxeCorp") from The Battle Cats.

Reserve: Milly◊ aka BLEHHHH :P cat, female and non-sapient