Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
"Help, I got turned into a bottle!"
"Leftover items still have value!"
The Video Guy
"Send more beer."
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
"CONGRATION YOU'RE WINNER!"
"Leftover items still have value!"
Lovely Legilimens
Not Sherlock Holmes
Statues so stupid that no one would ever build them
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
I'm helping!
"We have cube statues. Abstract art isn't new."
"But this one has a speaker built in so it can shout racial slurs!"
"Sold!"
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
The Senate
“Can I ask why we would ever build that?”
“Who wouldn’t make a giant statue of Hitler dabbing?”
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
"I don't know why Mr. Richmond commissioned me to make a statue of his son...'s dog...'s fleas, but hey, easy money. All I have to do is get some pebbles."
Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses?
"For the last time, I'm not gonna build a statue dedicated to your 'waifu'!"
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
"A pole vaulter? At the top of their jump? How the hell are you gonna pull that off?"
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
"I don't care if this shows up in your bad dreams or not, explain exactly what the fuck you want without using so many adjectives."
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Wishes that Even the Genie from Aladdin Would Never Grant
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
I'm helping!
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"Kid, I don't even know how you did that with your mouth, much less what it means."
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing."No, kid, you can't wish to be a genie without a lamp. That ain't how it works. Sorry! Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh!"
Edited by DrNoPuma on Nov 13th 2018 at 2:33:17 PM
Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses?
my current job
"...how the fuck can I grant your wish when your wish is "don't grant this wish?""
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
"No, no, I'm definitely not gonna disable my ability to grant wishes! I mean, what are you, crazy?! That would be such a huge and pointless waste!"
Oh Captain!~
"No, I won't give you another wish. Can we not do this infinite loop shit again?"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
How sweet it is
"So you rubbed my lamp and asked me to give you a wish to grant? Sorry, but my business doesn't work that way."
Edited by Berrenta on Nov 13th 2018 at 6:01:19 AM
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Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
"...for the last time, I won't stop granting wishes to other people."
"Leftover items still have value!"
Lovely Legilimens
"I did say ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes, but stop wishing for other wish-granting artifacts to circumvent my rule!"
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."Titles of other tropers' memoirs
Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses?
Like that? :P
my current job
"I Don't Know You That Well..."
Used to get that phrase all the freaking time back in the '14-'15 days.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
"I wanted to give you a chance to defend yourself. Look behind you."
Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses? Walruses?