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How do you get blue hair dye in the medieval times?

Never heard of him.

Edited by HyperReal on Dec 1st 2018 at 7:13:35 AM

Do you know this other guy named Varrick?

yuck! i run away as fast as i can cuz they're just TOO filthy!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 9th 2018 at 7:36:38 PM

How do you deal with people and monsters who are flat-out dirty and never clean themselves?

I don't know what you're talking about

Edited by VengefulBale on Dec 2nd 2018 at 8:35:37 AM

Meta Knight, why do you split into four in Star Allies? You know, the Jamba Heart incident.

   I have no grudge against your kind. You thrive in the sun. You do not declare yourselves as greater than a god. You are permitted to live... for now.   

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Dec 1st 2018 at 10:11:15 AM

You're going to vaporize me, aren't you?

Some kind of weird experimental music. It's pleasant to listen to, but... well, weird. I guess that's what you get when you ask the Commander for recommendation. Here, have a listen.

-It's Aphex Twin-

Edited by ArmoredFury on Dec 2nd 2018 at 6:45:54 PM

Whatcha listening to?

We deal with most time-related issues by not creating them in the first place. And if we do create them, like, say, erasing a child from existence Dakota, then we go back and fix things before we make too much of a mess.

I didn't see you realising ahead of time that wiping out sweater vests wipes out Murphy either, yanno.

Edited by Murataku on Dec 2nd 2018 at 10:11:21 PM

Do you two have any way to deal with paradoxes?

   Being forgotten. If no one remembers me, I stop existing.   

   That purple worm.   

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Dec 2nd 2018 at 6:08:49 AM

Are you scared of anything?

Probably the hardest thing about being a former star is feeling alone, it’s the need to try become well known again and liked, but I know deep down I am a void that nobody loves and it hurts, I deserve this feeling for all the relationships I turn to poison.

Edited by shackwave on Dec 3rd 2018 at 12:09:18 PM

Hardest thing about being a former star?

I've never been, but I hear it's fairly warm. They could probably stand to cool down a little bit.

Edited by Spottedleaf on Dec 3rd 2018 at 8:52:37 AM

What do you think of Miami?

Well of course that would be... Meta Knight, I came close to besting hima few times, but he always got the upper hand at the last moments

Everything she said is the truth

Edited by VengefulBale on Dec 3rd 2018 at 9:21:05 AM

Who is the better sword fighter?

Of course not. Time travellers deliberately go nowhere near their own birth dates, specifically to avoid that.

Eh, there was that one time, though. At the Christmas party when all those usses turned up, but, like, super old. Told us to stop arguing and then all just popped outta existence. But that wasn't us-us, that was like old-us. So I don't think that counts.

My head hurts just hearing you explain it...

Edited by Murataku on Dec 4th 2018 at 1:53:10 AM

Have you ever accidentally erased yourselves from existence?

Oh... I'm not able to tell you that. For, you see... I'd have to kill you. Sooner.

I am Yharim, the jungle tyrant. And I think you're going to pay for wasting my time with such a simple question. Servants! Throw him to the Devourer!

Hastur, the king in yellow! Tonight... I shall return to your world!

-silence-

Wait... humans? Guess I'll have to fight you myself. As for who I am? To you... I'm the bad guy!

My name is Grimm, and I am the one who shall open the door for Hastur. At last, the ritual of the gods will be complete!

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Dec 6th 2018 at 10:48:19 AM

I know it's not a very interesting question, but who the heck are you and what's your story?

Uh, bud, I think you got the wrong lady. Y-You're lookin' for the orange haired one dude.

Edited by n3rd_d4sh on Dec 8th 2018 at 8:32:35 PM

Would you like to host a new SpongeBob show in your lifetime?

Forever growls, furrowing his eyebrows, then points at the page of a small notebook.

(...Didn't watch that thing. I'm not interested in moving pictures of that kind, but...)

Forever starts snickering.

(One of the Speedwagon Men always laughed in my presence and called me 'Dr. Zayus'. Of course, he thought I didn't understand him, but I appreciated his little joke. The other sailors certainly had a fun time scraping his innards out of the furnace!)

Edited by arcada188 on Dec 8th 2018 at 5:02:47 PM

Are you familiar with Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius Oooh, Dr. Zaius! (Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!)

So... How's Buddha these days?

Let's see... First, I switch from hibernation to standby mode, then have breakfast in the dorm's mess hall with other dolls. After that is either logistical or secretarial duties, depending on the day. This goes on for the better part of the day. There is lunchtime, but I tend to skip it because I don't consume much energy. At evening we have dinner in the mess followed by VR sims, then back to hibernation. The Commander is pretty strict about the schedule, so there isn't a lot of free time for us on work days.

Edited by ArmoredFury on Dec 8th 2018 at 11:23:49 PM

What's a typical day for you like?

Um...hrm, well, where I come from, a lot of Fire-types have a pretty dim view of Grass and Water-types, so it's kinda embarrassing when I'm there and expected to feel the same way. Other than that, though, I love being a Fire-type! Especially this one.

Edited by kablammin45 on Dec 8th 2018 at 11:16:17 AM

Is there something about being a Fire-type Pokemon that you don't like?

I've first met Lucina after she had a failed fight against Captain Falcon, she managed to qualify for the Smash Bros tournaments and needed some help to get used to the greater ppwers, she also decided to challenge me to a fight, which I won, of course

Why did you go the extra mile of pointing out my failures?

I'm being honest about how we met, I apologize if anything upsetted you

Edited by VengefulBale on Dec 8th 2018 at 11:41:53 AM

How did your first meeting go?

-108's expression doesn't change.-

"I—'ve been given the mission of wearing clothing that resembles a banana. I—'m uncertain of the details of the mission, and am awaiting briefing."

-...This poor boy got suckered into wearing a banana suit.-

Edited by CrystalMemoria on Dec 8th 2018 at 1:42:17 PM

Excuse me, but why are you a banana?

It’s just been a long day.

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Dec 9th 2018 at 7:10:04 AM

Why are you so tired?

It's an outrage. We're heroes, we're supposed to be travelling through time, saving time, and we're stuck here picking up alien rubbish!

Okay, okay. Take a deep breath or somethin'. And, uh, it ain't great. But there's not a lot we can do, so...yeah.

Edited by Murataku on Dec 9th 2018 at 8:53:35 PM

How odd does it feel to be banned from time travel?

You’ve got good taste in music if those bumps of yours are anything to go by. Any recommendations?

1996 was a different time. Nowadays all the cool kids have speakers and phones that they ask for help from all day, but people weren’t ready for it when I got that gig.

It’s not all bad, though. You know Cortana? Nice girl, usually blue, did a couple video games? Taught her everything she knows.

Edited by Tre on Dec 9th 2018 at 5:08:36 AM

Why do you think you're so hated?

Whatever he touches melts in his clutch. As long as he isn't touching me, I won't melt.

Edited by TheWhiteWolf on Dec 9th 2018 at 8:58:18 AM

How can you stand near your brother without melting?

All's well after we defeated Morgana. My daughter can be a bit rebellious, but she's learned to listen.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 9th 2018 at 10:11:51 PM