Hunger Games Simulator

Damnit White Mantle, you were so close! At least you got a place in history for all your murders.

Speaking of which, how close does that put us now to the murderer's death battle?

Edit: We are 1 off, and only because one murderer was so good he popped up twice in the list!

edited 22nd Feb '17 9:51:20 PM by Cabe_Bedlam

I think there's just one more spot left...

Indeed, Hibiki popped up twice, otherwise we'd be at 48. For the last season before a murderer extraordinaire, then, my teams:

Champion Rabbit◊ and Gaheron Baelfire◊

Reserves: An incredibly sultry Trahearne◊ and Riannoc◊ (All 4 male)

After this season, we'll have enough for both the Hall of Fame Battle Royale and the Murderers' Death Battle. What should we do?

And of course, My Little Dragon: Spike◊ and Princess Ember◊

Murderers' then Hall of Fame?

edited 22nd Feb '17 9:59:43 PM by TheGamechanger

Also, some events:

(Player1) scams (Player2) out of all of (his/her2) money.

(Player1) receives a live explosive from an unknown sponsor; it explodes. (Fatal)

(Player1) jams a tree branch up (Player2)'s nostril. (Fatal)

(Player1) pulls a rabbit out of (Player2)'s ass.

Also, a long-overdue arena event:

A Sharknado touches down in the arena.
(Player1) finds shelter and waits out the storm.
(Player1) is sucked into the Sharknado and eaten by a Great White.
(Player1) and (Player2) find shelter, but the high winds carry several hungry sharks in as well.
(Player1) beats up a bull shark in the eye of the storm and bludgeons (Player2) with its corpse.
(Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) cling to a tree for safety, but (Player3) is impaled on the snout of a sawfish.
(Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) are crushed by a whale shark dropped from a thousand feet in the air.

edited 22nd Feb '17 10:00:04 PM by Anomalocaris20

I never thought that Thumbelina would win.

Anyway, here's my next batch:

Main: Horror Movie Villains: Sadako◊ and Leatherface◊

Reserves: Action Stars: Chuck Norris◊ and Jackie Chan◊

Sure. Then after that will be the Battle Royale of the podium finishers from Seasons 113-124, then the final three from both battle royales will fight in the next HoF Battle Royale. Got it?

Got it.

Might as well do my two arena events.

Giant Pool Table Arena Event: The tributes are on a giant pool table.

• Surviving Scenario: (Player1) escapes.
• Death 1:(Player1) tries to hide in one of the pockets, only for (Player2) to push a ball into it.
• Death 2:(Player1) uses a pool cue and the cue ball to knock the balls into the other tributes, killing (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4).
• Death 3:(Player1) shoves (Player2) off the edge of the pool table.
• Death 4:(Player1) takes shelter behind a ball, only for a stray ball to flatten (him/her1).
• Death 5:(Player1) holds (Player2) in place as (Player3) grinds (his/her2) head with the cue tip sharpener.

"Fantastic Voyage" Plot Arena Event: The tributes have been swallowed by an Eldritch Abomination.

• Surviving Scenario: (Player1) escapes via the butt.
• Death 1:The monster experiences a brain freeze, freezing (Player1) and (Player2) solid.
• Death 2:(Player1) is digested.
• Death 3:(Player1) and (Player2) are killed by the monster's immune system.
• Death 4:The monster experiences a heart attack, causing (Player1) and (Player2) is burn alive.
• Death 5:(Player1) impales (Player2) on a protruding bone in the monster's groin area.

edited 22nd Feb '17 10:28:36 PM by TheGamechanger

Team Extreme Self-Modification: Baron Vain◊ and Lacey Shadows◊.

Team Blood and Memes: Mort◊ (better known for this) and Roma Bukin, better known as the famous Grandmaster Beat◊ (here's a clip)

edited 24th Feb '17 6:56:34 AM by arcada188

Team Team Fortress 2 bosses: Merasmus◊ and MONOCULUS◊

In reserves: Horseless Headless Horsemann◊ and Skeletons◊.

Also, an arena event, since those seem to be really hot right now.

Merasmus the wizard, has come for your souls!

Survival: (Player1) escapes the wrath of the wizard after shooting him in the head with multiple arrows.

Death 1: Merasmus with a short incantation MORTIS LONGDISTIMUS sends (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) burning into the air.

Death 2: While (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) are looking for the wizard, he kills (Player4), disguised as a table.

Death 3: (Player1) records Merasmus pushing (Player1) and (Player2) into a bottomless pit.

Death 4: Merasmus turns (Player1)'s head into a bomb, who inadvertently kills (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4).

Death 5: (Player1) is sipping tea in the spawn room, while Merasmus is bombing (Player2), (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5) outside.

• The tributes are hit by a shrink ray.
  • (Player1) finds the reverse switch and grows back to normal.

  • (Player1) is shrunk down to the size of an atom, eventually disappearing from existence.
  • (Player1) finds the reverse switch and grows back to normal, then proceeds to trample (Player2), (Player3), and (Payer4) under (his/her1) foot.
  • (Player1) is snatched away by a bird and is fed to her babies.
  • (Player1) rides on a mosquito and pierces (Player2)'s chest with it.
  • (Player1) and (Player2) hide in an ant hill, but are discovered and torn apart by the guards.

Okay good, I have tributes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd!

Anyway, I'll go with Aganos◊ and ARIA◊

My reserves are Hercule Satan◊ and Zapp Brannigan◊

edited 23rd Feb '17 4:10:44 AM by Awesomewade

Right then,

Team Business: Jumin Han and Susie

Reserves: Team Unexpectedly Tragic Kirby Villains: Queen Sectonia◊ and Max Profitt Haltmann◊

edited 23rd Feb '17 4:17:41 AM by Revaryk

Team Vigilantes: Punisher◊ and Red Hood◊

Team Husky Russkie: Heavy◊ and Zarya◊

Here's Generic Goldfish◊ and Oranda Goldfish◊

Reserves: Black Moor Goldfish◊ and Oh Jeez◊

Team Not-To-Be-Confused-With: Sir Bacon◊ (not to be confused with me,) and Peridot◊ (not to be confused with Peridot).

Team Aleens: Shroob Mook◊ and Lime Baby.◊

Hopefully I'm not too late to propose some tributes...

Main: Team Gundam 00 Anti-Villains:Sergei Smirnov◊ and Graham Aker◊

Reserves: Kira Yamato◊ and Athrun Zala◊

Sollux Captor◊ and Eridan Ampora◊

No reserves this time.

Hey guys, I'm back after my brief absence and ready to contribute some more tributes! It's not too late for that, right?

Team Samurai:
Jonathan◊ and Walter◊

Reserves:
Furfrou (Kabuki Trim)◊ and Torracat◊

• (Player1) finds a fortune-telling machine. After putting some change into it, (his/her1) fortune reads "Get a life!"
• (Player1) tries to break into (Player2)'s tent with an axe, yelling "Here's (Player1)!"

Night event:

• Some mysterious voices call out from the darkness "Come play with us, (Player1)... forever... and ever... and ever..."

edited 23rd Feb '17 6:24:42 AM by TheGamechanger

Team Red Ribbon - General Blue◊ and Commander Red◊.

Team Prequel CloudCuckoolander Known Only by Their Nickname: Asotil◊ and Aggy.◊

edited 23rd Feb '17 7:40:59 AM by DatLonerGirl

If it's not too late, I nominate Team Terrible Trio: Team Rocket◊ and The Trix.

If it's not too late here's one last arena event. It's based on the Get Yourself An Aggron meme. Just a friendly warning: both the poster and the video has foul language.

And yes, the Aggron has the Heavy Metal ability.

Arena Event: The tributes are in a badass Aggron's territory.

• Surviving Scenario:Aggron lets (Player1) live.
• Death 1:Aggron drop-kicks (Player1) off its mountain at terminal velocity.
• Death 2:Aggron plants a tree up (Player1)'s ass.
• Death 3:Aggron jumps off the peak to bodyslam (Player1) and (Player2) at the base of the mountain with 794 pounds of pure badassery.
• Death 4:Aggron uses Rock Polish to catch (Player1) and (Player2) off guard, ripping them to shreds with its claws at a flash-stepping speed.
• Death 5:Aggron uses Head Smash on the ground, creating a fissure that quickly engulfs (Player1) and (Player2) before Aggron seals it up with Stone Edge.