Hunger Games Simulator

....WHY?!?!?!?! To be fair, though, at least Humpty deserved it. Stupid Feast...

Ken went on a killing spree... seems about right

...now I know what Drakan feels about the Feast.

And that Night chess event should be split like the Day event.

No joke, that's a rule in the drinking game for a reason. It's rare for my tributes NOT to die in the Feast.

Man, after the Long Haul/Dumbledore/Nemo streak.... Meh, can't complain, I guess, since I pulled the troll out of my ass at the last minute. It's Alec I'm disappointed at.

Maybe after the Battle Royale, I'll nominate Kairi with Twilight Sparkle. BTW, I'm starting to go real serious about getting into MLP:FIM. I'll have to thank TroperNo9001 up there for getting me into the show, thank you very much.

edited 2nd Apr '18 9:03:13 PM by dave_the_assassin

Welcome to the herd! (brohoof)

Last call for drinks!

RECOMMENDED LISTENING: Carpenter Brut - Division Ruine

NIGHT EIGHT◊

• Cala Maria accuses Time Cube of not making any damn sense.
• The Bunny-Eating Chocolate gets the chills.
• "Wanna hear a joke?" "Yeah, yeah, I know. Harley Quinn versus Superman. Get some new material!" "How about Harley Quinn versus NANOMACHINES?"
• Emperor Joker bravely/foolishly heads inside the spooky mansion that Harley didn't go into.

DAY NINE◊

• TIME CUBE NOOOOO! RIP Harley.
• I think the wording on this event needs to be fixed. Anyways, Werewolf Gorgon beats Nanomachines.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊: White Chocolate Rabbit, The Joker, Harley Quinn, Senator Armstrong

AND FINALLY, NIGHT NINE◊

• Remember the children's card game these two played way back? Yeah, that was foreshadowing.

THE WINNER OF THIS IT'S-JUST-A-PRANK-CHUM-ATHON IS... Cala Maria!◊
2ND PLACE: Time Cube
3RD PLACE: Senator Armstrong
MOST KILLS: Chargeman Ken / Buneary

THE SIMULATION HAS ENDED. FINAL RESULTS:

• PLACEMENTS◊
• SUMMARY◊
• STATISTICS◊

SAVE GAME PASSWORD: J0YkFqg1

THANKS FOR PLAYING!!!

AFTERWORD: Battle Royale time!

TEAM CLAP YOUR HANDS EVERYBODY IF YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES MK II: 'cause I'm Kurtis Blow◊ (death pic◊) and he's Tokido◊ (death pic◊) and these are The Breaks!

edited 2nd Apr '18 10:34:10 PM by Mk_97

Alright, I have the Elite Beat Agents◊ and Don-chan◊ (death)◊. Good luck to my rhythm game guys!

edited 2nd Apr '18 10:46:12 PM by Zanreo

Looks like I've got a savage bun joining me for the Death Battle (four more to go!)^note in fact, she's my second literal Killer Rabbit after Clover in Season 127, and speaking of, I'm still not done drawing my avatar yet!!! D:

Anyway, my contenders for getting a second ticket to the next Battle Royale will be Jane Porter◊ (death◊) and Earth Pony Starlight Suri Polomare◊ (death◊).

edited 2nd Apr '18 11:14:36 PM by TroperNo9001

Well, it's time for Rabbit to light up the night again. I can only hope that he and Todoroki had a good long talk about his... sexual endeavours in the Green Season, and that he'll stay loyal to Todoroki this time around.

Also, isn't this, like, the third time Senator Armstrong became a podium finisher?

edited 2nd Apr '18 10:50:58 PM by Psychedelicate

Apologies for not understanding things, but what is the Battle Royale game?

Yep, because NANOMACHINES, DAUGHTER.

Got a podium finisher from Seasons 203 - 214? Then they're in!

Oh. Kirino's got me covered, then. Here's her pic◊.

edited 2nd Apr '18 10:58:42 PM by KLS2097

I should've addressed this while the season was going on, but Buneary can learn Fire Punch by breeding or Move Tutor in Ultra Sun/Moon, but then again, using a move is not the same as using a molotov, so... (shrugs)

Gym events:

• (Player1) works out, but realizes that (he/she1) skipped leg day.
• (Player1) works out, but realizes that (he/she1) skipped arm day.

And I would like this event to be revised: (Player1) tries to call (his/her1) family, only to realize that the arena has no reception. (currently Night-only)

Since there are now events where the tributes go online (with some presumably using cell data for it), I'd like the bolded part to be changed to "area (he/she1)'s in" for consistency.

edited 2nd Apr '18 11:23:25 PM by TroperNo9001

That gives me an event idea...

(Player1) adds (Player2), (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5) to an online chatroom.

Team 3rd Place Podium Finishers

Main: Nergigante◊ (Death Pic◊) & Senator Armstrong◊ (Death Pic◊)

No reserves.

(Player 1) asks (Player 2) "Why won't you die?", (Player 2) replies "Nanomachines, son!".

edited 3rd Apr '18 12:44:36 AM by Mhazard

Senator Armstrong, along with the other podium finishers for this season, will be in the Battle Royale after this one instead, because the season we just had was supposed to be the Battle Royale but we decided to move it ahead one season to do the Easter Fools' season on time

edited 3rd Apr '18 1:14:40 AM by Zanreo

Joker, Harley, I am disappoint. Anyway, here be my only hall of famer: Frost◊

Team President Snow's Army of Fools:

Main: President Snow◊ (Death Pic◊) & President Snow◊ (Death Pic◊)

Reserves: President Snow◊ (Death Pic◊) & President Snow◊ (Death Pic◊)

edited 3rd Apr '18 1:09:18 AM by Mhazard

Speaking of President Snow, do we have this event yet?

(Player1) comes across President Snow's corpse and revives him with a Phoenix Down.

(takes shot of water and facepalms for Waluigi's death)

Team What Are You Doing In My Hall Of Fame?!
Ash's Greninja◊ (no nickname this time round) (death◊) (M)
And if Season 214 HoFers are allowed in...
Flowey◊ (death◊) (M)

The Arena demands blood, and I shall serve.

• In the Arena, (Player1) can't remember (his/her1) name, cause there ain't no-one for to give (him/her1) no pain.
• (Player1) tries subjecting (Player2) to the human cannonball treatment, but (Player2) escapes before the cannon goes off.
• (Player1) dies from lack of sleep. (fatal)
• (Player1) dies from buttercup poisoning. (fatal)
• (Player1) tells (Player2) that (he/she1) will die if (he/she1) sees spiked speech bubbles, shocking (Player2) who yells "What?!". (Player1) drops ded. (2 kills 1)
• (Player1) inflates (Player2) with an air pump until (he/she2) explodes. (1 kills 2)
• (Player1) inflates (Player2) with a water hose until (he/she2) explodes. (1 kills 2) And that's all the main "Pop!" Goes the Human events over with.
• (Player1) throws (his/her1) head at (Player2) and (Player3), which explodes. (He/She1) regenerates it later, but loses some HP. (1 kills 2 and 3)
• (Player1) gives (Player2) the human cannonball treatment: blasting (him/her2) straight into a boulder. (1 kills 2)
• (Player1) gives (Player2) the human cannonball treatment: blasting (him/her2) straight into the Arena forcefield. (1 kills 2)
• (Player1) gives (Player2) the human cannonball treatment: blasting (him/her2) straight into (Player3), taking them both out. (1 kills 2 and 3)
• (Player1) jumps on (Player2)'s head, causing (him/her2) to fall apart bloodlessly. When (Player1) is gone, (Player2) re-assembles (himself/herself2). (non-fatal: think Dry Bones)

Tell me if you think there's too many duplicates of the human cannonball death.

edited 3rd Apr '18 1:21:54 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

Mhazard, only Cute Monster Girl!Nergigante's making it in this Battle Royale, and Psyche, I don't think we need an event like that. It just ruins They Killed Kenny Again for me.

And that nanomachines event should be gender-neutral, like "NANOMACHINES, CHILD."

(Player1) finds the body of the latest tribute to die and gives it a proper burial. (Because seriously, who's been burying these tributes? The Peacekeepers?)

edited 3rd Apr '18 1:27:45 AM by TroperNo9001

I have Munchlax◊ and Kanaya Maryam◊.

Podium finishers for Seasons 203-215 you say?

Well...

Twilight Sparkle◊ (203 Winner; Death Image up to the runner), Mr. Bean◊ (205 Runner-up; Death Image◊) and Cala Maria◊ (215 Winner; same death image as last game, wherever it is)

Ah, gotcha!

edited 3rd Apr '18 1:53:05 AM by GrafVonTirol

Cala Maria will have to wait because she's past the cutoff point, and as Zanreo said, the last season was in order to have the Easter Fool's special on time.

edited 3rd Apr '18 1:35:35 AM by TroperNo9001