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You're asking that to a Time Lord! I've been to space several times; I make frequent cruises in my TARDIS! Ask Pinkamena, she'll tell you!

OOC: My TARDIS on the outside looks like a black wooden coffin with a golden cross embedded to the door, not the familiar blue British police box.

Do you like puns? If so, do you know any puns? If so, how many can you say in a minute?

I think I can beat that red pun pony in a pun off! In fact, I know some people who are blue and like puns, and we're all part of the Blue Pun Clan!

What do you do during your downtime? I paint pictures and read books!

Generally singing and sleeping, that is all.

Try optimizing your movement. Eliminate useless gestures, improve your footwork, things like that. It won't make you physically faster, but shaving milliseconds off your best attacks can be the key to victory. Right, AK-15?

-nods- Just keep training and you'll get what she means.

Hmm, what should I ask... Got any ideas?

-shrugs-

Jeez, fine. Say, if someone close to you turned out to be a traitor, what will you do with them?

Well, Jesse fucked off to become Starr's pet "messiah" for a day or so and Tulip and I just waited that one out. But then again, I helped turn a bunch of mall goths once and then set 'em loose on me then boyfriend. He wasn't a very nice man.

So I guess you have about two options. Wait for 'em to change their mind or get yeself an army of baby vampires. Depends on your situation, like.

I have a problem. Jesse's me best mate in the whole world and I'd do anything for him, I really would. But Tulip and I, well...ye know, we might've slept together a few times when he's been gone. Tulip says we say nothing, but I'd feel awful bad keeping a secret from him.

So do I tell him I slept with his girlfriend, or not?

[Beat]

*head explodes from confusion*

What's your weirdest obsession? And I don't mean fetishes. Unless if the two are the exact same thing.

Edited by ProfVentie on Jan 10th 2020 at 9:36:12 AM

Uhhh my fetishes are for another time. But my weirdest obsession... I would say hoarding cups. I dunno why. I've just been obsessed with them since I was a foal.

Weirdest dream you've ever had?

“Mmm... they're all weird, I guess? They're usually the same, or... similar. Sometimes I see this... cloaked person. But I don't know. It's all pretty normal to me.”

Yes. When Tirek nearly chopped both Pinkamena and our daughter, Winter Heart, with a giant battleaxe. I had to make the Heroic Sacrifice and push them out of the way. I was decapitated, but thankful for them to be alive. And that was how I became a pegasus.

Silliest adventure you've ever had?

Oh man, I tried to get one of my necklaces back since I sort of gave it to a Griffin without thinking. I had to go to their village. While I was chasing him, we both came across a Tinberwolf pack so I created a fire. But the storm- my storm just put it out.

We managed to escape by hiding in a cave. Which happened to have another pack of Timberwolves. I said "buck it" and summoned a spirit to aid us. I... Don't remember much of what happened, but the griffin and I ended up in a bed in his village somehow. Yeah.

Lamest adventure you've ever been on?

Well, I found meself in this here findin' God debacle cause I was supposed to be gettin' into hijinks in Tijuana. Never quite got there on account of a bunch of vampire hunters I had to get rid of, and I found meself in the middle of buttfuck nowhere in Texas. That was pretty lame, but that's how I met Jesse and Tulip so I guess it all worked in the end, huh?

I know Tulip and Jesse are supposed to be soulmates, but it bloody hurts, ye know. How do you get over the love of yer (otherwise long and excruciatingly boring) life loving someone else?

Let me tell you a story, bub. I used to be in love with Sally Acorn, but then I found out that in the future, she and Sonic would get married and have kids. I was very heartbroken afterwards. But then my friends introduced me to Pinkamena, as the substitute teacher at the school the Cutie Mark Crusaders go to. Of course, we (and by we I mean the CMC and I) were all very skeptical about it, but then we were informed that she was actually the good clone of the original Creepypasta. I was still skeptical, but then Nightmare Night came along. That's when I knew she was the love of my life. My advice? Ask your buddy for tips on getting a better girlfriend! It helped me a lot.

What's a TV show you love, but everyone hates?

Edited by ProfVentie on Jan 13th 2020 at 9:24:39 AM

-Iris Noire seems a tad perplexed.-

   "...'TV show'...? I'm sorry, but I have no idea what that means..."   

-Iris Noire has a sad smile on her face, looking towards TNA.-

   "Have you ever been told that you were not at fault for something? Something you still find yourself feeling is your fault..."   

Edited by CrystalMemoria on Jan 13th 2020 at 4:35:26 AM

“All the time. It's why I do what I do. Cracks in the armour, sometimes, but... if I don't make any mistakes, then maybe it won't be my... but I don't know. It still happens. I don't get how they can keep saying it when I keep proving them wrong.”

Edited by Enirboreh on Jan 13th 2020 at 2:38:26 PM

"I admire my big sister, Camilla. I want to be more like her.

"You'll get there, little sister."

That's hard. If there's one thing that's been hammered into me during me 119 years on this Earth, no one is without their flaws. Me friends, Jesse and Tulip, I love them very much, but it's hard to look up to 'em when I've seen 'em at their worst.

Can't say I have. In fact I'd say I've been in this bullocks realm for far too long.

How far would ye go to protect ye best mate?

Edited by trashconverters on Jan 14th 2020 at 1:49:41 AM

(Damnit, how did I get 'd two times?)

Octavia Melody. She's the person I wish I could be... Elegant and composed. I can do both but I can never hold on to the facade for very long. I envy her, but not in a bad way. My envy fuels my desire to be like her... if that makes sense?

That doesn't sound too healthy now that I've said it outloud...

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jan 13th 2020 at 2:58:40 PM

"Hmmm... Dunno!"

"Hi! It's a beautiful day today! Do you want to be happy?"

Edited by Oggy123 on Jan 14th 2020 at 8:49:10 PM

Of course, I'm already happy! Thanks for checking in on me, though!

Where did you get your powers? I was naturally born with magic, and I taught myself how to use it to make my drawings come to life. Took me ten or so years to master it.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 14th 2020 at 9:58:48 PM

I was naturally born with mine as well. The Mane 6 and the CNC helped me to control the storms that plagued my life and after that I've been insanely powerful. Sometimes it's hard to control, but I'm getting used to it.

What's your opinion on the Equestirian Princesses?

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jan 14th 2020 at 3:54:44 PM

Oh! Oh! I am a princess! And I have ridden horses before. So I am an Equestrian Princess, and I think I try my best!

... That is what you meant, yes?

What kind of holidays do you celebrate in your country?

Hearts and Hooves Day, the Festival of the Two Sisters (formerly the Summer Sun Celebration), Nightmare Night, and Hearth's Warming. They're pretty much like the ones in the human world (other than the Festival), but Hearth's Warming's like Independence Day because we celebrate the founding of Equestria.

Do you wish to have a pet, or if you already have one, would you like another? My aunt doesn't allow any in our house because they make a mess.

Well, I could've entertained that thought were I a human, but my minions are doing just as fine.

Do you have any relatives - cousins, siblings and such - around the world?

To be honest I probably have a few kids somewhere, but after Denis, I don't think I'm really prepared to be a Da again, like. As for me own Ma and Da, well they're dead now, almost certainly. So the short answer is no, I got no family. Anymore.

Me best mate is a preacher, and I grew up Catholic meself. Now I can't get meself into this whole religion thing. What about you? Are ye religious?

Edited by trashconverters on Jan 15th 2020 at 6:16:14 AM

“I... don't know... I guess a little, but at the same time... I'm kinda focused on a lot of other things right now, and so I'm... I guess I'm agnostic? I've never really thought about it too much. I've always had so much to think about...”