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A clan? Oh, I wouldn't say so. While it is true that I am a member of the Nihilakh Dynasty by technicality, my interests have never aligned with theirs. They are content with sitting on their mountain of plundered wealth while I, ever a proactive individual, scour the galaxy to find the next addition to my collection.
Now, you may think that I would ask you about the details of the most precious thing in your possession, but you would be wrong. Instead, would you humor me with tales of your past deeds?
Well, uh... I try not to brag about it, but I managed to save my friends and home from getting overrun by robot pirates, and these corrupted rays of light called Hoodlums, and this real moody dude named Mr. Dark. Oh, and another guy that was obsessed with him. And that dude's seven clones?
There was also the thing with the bunnies, but we're just gonna leave that in the past.
You know anywhere around here to get a good thousand-year nap in? -yawn-
Preacher'd probably some'ing ominous like "in yer grave", but listen, I ain't got it in me, ye know, just make sure ye not caught sleeping round here, ye could get strung up.
Ye know anywhere I could get a coffee round here?
Hmm? There's a coffee shop down the street.
What do you like to do in your free time?
Practice Jeet Kune Do and brood over my lost love
How do you plan on dying?
I mean. Not, ideally. But failing that, as late as I can practically delay it. Might have to leave Gridania after a certain point, I have a suspicion the elementals won't approve...
Have you pet a cat lately?
"You mean those like little Judd? Hard to resist."
"What kind of songs do you like?"
There aren't any cats or cat monsters down here as far as I know... Maybe Kris has in their world?
Happy songs, like this one. It's about friendship!
Do you like... cute boys?
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 3rd 2019 at 12:01:34 AM
Cute boys? Well, there's some strangers arrived in town the other day...and wouldn't ye know it, it's just my bad like I've fallen in love with one.
Are ye close to ye family?
Yes, I love my mom and dad very much!
I'm proud to be part of my family; but that's all I'm willing to say about them for now. RP note Her family life has yet to be discussed in Canon as far as I know.
Here's a good question for you, TNA: Why couldn't Laura-san be my little sister? (*sqeeze*)
Charlotte-san, what are you doing, and what kind of question is that?!
I'm sorry; I couldn't help myself. You're just too cute! Also, it's a question that I personally demand an answer for.
Edited by aNinjaWithAIDS on Feb 3rd 2019 at 4:19:24 AM
Because...she's not related to you? That's more of an Hourglass question, isn't it?
It turns out I'm a little too...recognisable, to certain...hero...people. In my street clothes, that is. Is it too late to work in a mask, or...?
Edited by Murataku on Feb 3rd 2019 at 10:49:32 PM
Aaagh, a villain! Man, I thought you guys had costumes too...are you saying you don't?
Speaking of costumes, d'you like mine? It's cool, right?
Mind if I chew on your ear?
Do not do that.
Is that guy always like this? Do I need to be worried?
I have no idea who they are, but if they ask to chew on your body parts I'd rather stay away from them as much as possible
Yeah, you better not try to get close to him, anytime soon
Have you ever attended a wedding? And if so whose person was it?
Let's see, one for my uncle, one for my other uncle... ... is that actually it? Coulda sworn more people in my life have gotten married. Do video game weddings count? Because I also attended a Ceremony of Eternal Bonding for two of my internet friends. And then they broke up like a month later... other people are really complicated and it seems like a bad deal for them.
How good are you at drawing?
no i suck
do you epic gamer moments
"...Moving on, do you guys like music? It's a simple one, I know..."
Yeah, Elvis songs are the king! I also like this one!
Up for an Experiment battle? All I've got is Stitch!
An Experiment battle? Interesting. I'm afraid I don't have an Experiment that I can spare for this occasion. Perhaps I can make do with this Canoptek Wraith◊?
Ho ho ho! This matchup have the markings of an exhilarating battle! At least, if the little girl's creature can survive long enough. Don't you think so, Next Avatar?
That battle does look like a lot of fun! Even if the other one isn’t strong enough to survive, maybe there’ll be a few laughs from watching it get beat up! Hah!
.... Hey, you! Don’t you wanna get me some popcorn while I watch the smaller one get beat to a pulp?
Edited by RandomWriter413 on Feb 10th 2019 at 9:14:37 AM
Mmmmm, how about no?
Charlotte-san, how could this meanie make these two monsters fight each other for entertainment? It's really making me mad!
Then go ahead and throw him into the pit. I'm sure said monsters would love to have a third fighter in there with them.
O spirits of lightning, heed my call. Feast your eyes upon this wretched pig. Obey your king, and make your mark with the might of a thousand suns!
UNBOUND LIGHTNING STRIKE!!!
(a large bolt of lightning explodes near Porky's feet, sending him into the fight between the Experiment and the Canoptek Wraith. A crater big enough for at least five Porky's is left where he once stood.)
Much better. (to Porky) Don't die on us too soon, okay?
TNA, do you think I overdid it with that spell?
Nah, overdoing it would be if you tried to throw him in the pit and he just died instead.
Favorite soft drink?
I only drink water, and nothing more.
Aren't drinks naturally "soft"? Or am I getting something wrong here?
Actually, soft drinks is the term used to refer to sugar-high drinks like sodas, but I can understand your confusion since those things didn't exist in your world
Oh I see now, well then I'll ask a question. Who's your best friend in the world.
Edited by VengefulBale on Feb 11th 2019 at 5:53:54 AM
None other than Stitch! He's kinda like Pikachu, only that he doesn't make Electric attacks. There are Electric-type Experiments like Sparky, though, and they're cool too!
What do you think of that battle we had earlier?
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