Foil the above poster's eeeevil plan.

I make the world's age rating PG-13. Now the dogs can't die.

I'll make an indie game with amazing graphics, a phenomenal soundtrack, and add a dog which you can't pet!

Edited by Bisected8 on Feb 2nd 2021 at 3:41:59 PM

TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer

I gather an army of wholesome Redditors to demand that you let us pet the dog.

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I will take over all the candy factories in the world and keep all the candy for myself!

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D

I start my own candy company, gain a monopoly, and then buy your empire from you! Then I keep the candy .

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I plan to replace the water in my neighbor's pool with salt water.

Current Project: Incorruptible Pure Pureness

I add artificial sand and palm trees around your neighbor's pool, and they love their new at-home beach!

I am going to move all of TNP's furniture half an inch to the left and laugh as they stub their toes!

I add palm trees and flowers to the pool, it’s a beach paradise now and your neighbor thanks me! I look at you very smugly.

I realize that moving all my furniture to the left put enough space in my room to add a brand new blaster cannon! Thanks for that interior design lesson!

I’m gonna subtly coerce the president into becoming my personal lackey, then take over the country with him doing my bidding!

Edited by Lindo-Honorindo on Feb 2nd 2021 at 1:44:58 AM

My favorite sci fi enemies are the giant sexy depressed women

I force an early election, your puppet is replaced.

I will outlaw the manufacture of lemonade, forcing people to just accept lemons.

TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer

Reality Ensues and people ignore the dumb law like they did during prohibition (only with less mafia murders, and the bootlegging done by kids instead of criminals)

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I'm gonna use insider knowledge to gain an unfair advantage in the stock market and enrich myself!

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.

Some Redditors will see what you're doing and buy all the same stocks!

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I will steal the Castle of Grayskull and use its power to rule the world, Nyeh-ha-ha-ha!

Edited by AnchorNNW on Nov 9th 2021 at 6:56:00 AM

By the Power of Grayskull, I HAVE THE POWER

Cartoons aren't real, genius.

I'm going to make really itchy underwear, so everyone's crotches are always irritated!

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.

Just don't buy it lol.
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THE POSTER BELOW HAS FALLEN! I, LEMON, AM NOW THE NEW LEADER OF FORUM GAMES!

I shoot you from laying position, everything is back to normal.

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im gonna place a beehive disguised as a piñata in a public park and leave a bat next to the tree.

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.

I'll call pest control to deal with it.

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Imma bring back Communism to Russia and turn it to the USSR.

Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."

I'm pretty sure a history lesson is all it'll take.

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And for my next trick, I will short out all the streetlights in the world!

Number 1 CGI Fireman Sam defender

I attack you with my army of moths that are angry because you destroyed the lämps.

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I will make my army of moths eat everyone's clothes!

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D

I put street lamps everywhere, distracting the moths and making driving safer (Probably, I don't have a license)!

I shall make it so all the shoelaces in the world untie themselves and make you trip on them!

Edited by R3Ked on Nov 13th 2021 at 5:32:21 AM

I accidently ruin your plan by releaseing a new brand of self tieing shoes, and make millions off people buying them.

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Imma use my newly earned millions to corner the drug market and make even more millions!

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.

bump.

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.

I make every drug legal and now you have to compete with millions of new drug companies' and active government addiction aide campaigns.

i start paying mercs to harrasses my populace in regions that dont give support to me and use the threat of raids to ensure I am voted in again and again for my aggressive military spending which then gets returned to me via my investments and stocks in defense manufacturing industries

I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting

Granted. I call in the National Guard to arrest the mercs.

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I build a device that, when activated, will send out a global radio-wave that causes anyone hit by it to be incapable of negative emotions such as hatred, anger, or sadness. Because my plan is not evil at all.

"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia

send in armored units so only the armor takes the no negative emotions trait. we send in the units with explosives and boom negative emotions are back!

i get hundreds od Psychos For Hire in rubber animal masks to kill thousands. 50 meaningless points if you get the reference.

every time i die (the metalcore band) is peak

I tip off the FBI, They set up a Sting Operation to stop that before they launch the op.

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Im gonna cook an endangered animal and eat its meat with my rice!

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.

I use magic to turn it into a regular animal that is a huge in numbers and their meat taste super awful.

I will be making spaghetti disappear forever to deprive Mario of his love.

"I just need one of you to come here to give your life to the sun god. It will be for the monkey city's glory."

Pizza becomes more popular than ever and Mario simply adapts to pizza, with me helping him get the best pizza there is.

I design a virus specifically designed to wipe out 50% of the world population, in an attempt to save the planet from humans.

"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia

I genetically reengineer that virus so it instead make plants 50% more efficient at growing.

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On The Battleship Bismarck, I'll break into the Atlantic Ocean and raid Allied shipping from North America to Great Britain!

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.

bump

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.