"My entire moveset is based around this guy. Killing him, looking like him, or preferably both."
"This guy" being the Devourer of Gods.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me."Wait, how does a toy get drunk?"
"You're certifiable."
“How did I miss five crusades?”
"Why does this song go well with worm murder?"
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Mar 31st 2019 at 1:04:03 PM
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me."It's okay to advocate genocide if it's all of humanity."
"To Margate, to Margate, to buy a fat pig! Home again, home again, jiggity jig! To Margate, to Margate, to buy a laptop! Home again, home again, jiggity jop!"
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade"Fuck, it's the Santa! Shoot him already!"
So my brother decided to randomly spawn the Frost Moon while we were in co-op Terraria and this happened
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?“If your friend has a penis, forget it.”
Peace is the only battle worth waging."If there was a naked mime dancing in the lobby, [the store manager] wouldn't bat an eye."
Edited by WillDeRegio on Apr 4th 2019 at 4:00:31 AM
"It does not matter how invincible you are, because his head is just the living embodiment of fuck you."
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me."Who would've thought you'd find real honey at a butcher shop?"
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade"Hey look, we have the perfect debt recovery tool!"
(said while holding up a phone book)
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von LewisDon't mind me, I'm just sitting on some milk crates drinking Iron Buddha and enjoying this pineapple.
I feel like I've been strung up by may ankles and exsanguinated while being forced to sing Mary had a little lamb after walking on Saturn in platform shoes in my housecoat.
I dunno man, i'm all for killing, but if i'm killed first, then who would help you hide my body?
My only excuse? I was sick.
If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance."Astrally projecting in the name of national security."
"It's like a drunk-driving Russian nesting doll!"
"To quote a classic: 'I say, a moving grove.' And to quote another classic: 'Can you tell me, why the fuck would I need a grove?'"
(the latter is a quote from a Polish Movie-Making Mess movie "Nic Smiesznego")
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis"This isn't communism, we can't both get stabbed!"
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.Something I actually texted my mom today, word-for-word:
"I tried a different foot peeling mask last week and oh my god it's working. I am the lizard woman."
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside"How many brain farts does it take to get to the center of... what do you get to the center of with brain farts?"
Jesus didn’t commit genocide.
"Technical glitch. It happens. A LOT ACTUALLY. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Edited by BrightLight on Apr 17th 2019 at 1:39:28 AM
"Hide yo weeds, hide yo kife!"
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis"These are baby bastard flies."
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me."I don't know why we needed homing mantises but okay."
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
"Hey dum-dum! You give me gum-gum!"