(This page is best read in the voice of Carlos Alazraqui.)
Hmmm? My own TV Tropes page? This must be the work of FAIRY GODPARENTS! *twitch*
What? Explain myself? Is this supposed to be like a self-demonstrating page? It is? Oh well I guess I should be FLATTERED people want to know about me. Either that or it's the work of FAIRY GODPARENTS! Either way, I'll humor you non-believers.
My name's Denzel Crocker, fairy hunter extraordinaire! What? I am! Just because I never caught any FAIRIES, doesn't mean I'm not an expert in them. That said I admit it doesn't pay the bills, so I have to take a lowly job as a elementary school teacher. Not sure why I bother, none of these feeble-minded children are worth my genius. Though I admit I love giving out “F's” in the most creative ways possible. Hehe, one of the few joys I get out of my miserable existence. -Ahem- But back to the matter, no one has taken me seriously in my quest to find FAIRIES, deeming me a loony. Oh but they're real, I know it. In fact one certain boy in my class by the name of Timmy Turner has them! Weird things always seem to go on around him and he ends up getting objects no boy of his lowly status would be able to afford! Plus my equipment shows he's lousy with FAIRY energy! If only I could get solid proof! But time and again I've been thwarted! Every time I get close to catching him with his FAIRY GODPARENTS, he would somehow manage to make things seem normal and humiliate me in the process!
Oooh but he can only keep up the charade for so long, sooner or later he'll slip up and I'll be there ready and waiting to catch him in the act with his FAIRY GODPARENTS! FAIRY GODPARENTS! FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
-Pants- Whew, had a strong one in me there!
FAIRIES...I mean...TROPES!-
- Abusive Parent: My mother was never there for me as a child. And as an adult, she's putdown my obsession with Fairies!, disregarded my feelings, and even used me as a mannequin so she can hem her dresses!
- Almighty Janitor: I was this in "Future Lost". It was... nice.
- Arch-Enemy: I'm almost certainly this to Turner. The only other one of his enemies who could even come close is his Babysitter from Hell, but not even she can cause him as much misery as I can by giving him a never-ending stream of Fs and by threatening his relationship with his FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
- Artistic License – Education: What's this? It says here any teacher who gives as many F's as I do would be fired for being incapable of teaching students to pass? WELL, NOT ACCORDING TO DIMMSDALE ELEMENTARY! THEY LET ME TEACH HERE DESPITE THE ABUNDANCE OF F'S I GIVE! F, F, F, F, F, F, F!!
- Ax-Crazy: I've been called crazy, and I am! Especially in the earlier SEASONS! *twitch*
- Big Bad: What really? (Looks through his paper) Oh I was! Yes! In this movie Abra-Catastrophe! and I actually managed to catch Timmy's FAIRIES and even TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Wait why don't I remember that? (Checks) Defeated?! FOILED!? BY TURNER?! MEMORY-WIPED! NOOOOO! (Hits his head against a wall in his spasm)' Ugh... huh? What was I talking about again? Oh right, how I never catch any FAIRIES!!!
- Bullying a Dragon: I gave one James Issac Neutron an F. That...was a mistake.
- Butt-Monkey: Hey! Who are you calling a butt monkey?!
- Card-Carrying Villain: Villain, eh? Kinda like the sound of that, actually, especially when it involves manipulation to steer my way through and catch FAIRY GODPARENTS! *twitch* I found myself on that corner numerous times. But you know what? WHO CARES?! *twitch*
- Cassandra Truth: Fairies do exist! I can prove it!
- Catchphrase: FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! *twitch*
- Characterization Marches On: I've gone from handing F's to every single one of my students to grading them a bit more fairly. EXCEPT FOR TIMMY TURNER! HE STILL GETS THE BRUNT OF MY F'S!
- Cloudcuckoolander: Hey! I can prove fairies exist! They're real! Just ask Timmy's FAIRY GODPARENTS! *twitch*
- Dark and Troubled Past: Well, of course I was miserable! Can you blame me? I mean, I forgot about the last happy memory I had! Come to think of it, I don't seem to have any happy memories at all. Well, there can be one logical explanation... FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! *twitch*
- Enemy Mine: I've joined forces with Timmy Turner on occasion.
- Even Evil Has Standards: Yes, I am obsessed with finding FAIRIES! *twitch* No, I don't believe FAIRY *twitch* babies should be seperated from their FAIRY PARENTS! *twitch*
- Evil Teacher: Oh yes! I do tend to enjoy failing my students! Especially Turner!
- F--: This is perhaps my favorite trope of them all! I'm a pioneering visionary in the art of developing new kinds of Fs! Some of my proudest creations include the "Super F" and "F-apalooza!"
- Gonk: Gonk!? How dare you call me ugly!
- Hair-Trigger Temper: Oh yes, I go berserk over anything... especially FAIRIES!
- Jerkass: I give my students F's, for starters, and I enjoy it! Well, except AJ. I swear he's too smart for his own good!
- Karmic Butt-Monkey: What?! A new trope based on the aforementioned Butt Monkey?! This must be the work of FAIRY GODPARENTS!
- Mad Scientist: OF COURSE! I even have a lab under the school and everything! How else to prove the existence of FAIRIES than with SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE!
- Noodle Incident: For some reason, I can never ever EVER *twitch* go back to Cincinatti.
- Pick on Someone Your Own Size: I'm one of Turner's oldest and most hated enemies. The reason is simple. I'm convinced he has FAIRY GODPARENTS!!! and will stop at nothing to prove it!
- Sadist Teacher: OF COURSE! The only thing I care more about than making children miserable is...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!!!!!
- The Cuckoolander Was Right: Of course I'm right about FAIRIES! How else do you explain Turner's FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
- Used to Be a Sweet Kid: Huh? What's this doing here? I was always miserable!
- Verbal Tic: FAIRIES! *twitch*
- Working with the Ex: Wait, Waxelplax and I are exes? I don't remember this!
