Release: November 19, 2014
Film: Forest Warrior
Tagline: Chuck Norris turns into a bear. ‘Nuff said.
This review contains examples of:
- Call-Back: The "Don't You Put it in Your Mouth" PSA from the last commercial special.
- Crossover: With Film Brain.
- Discredited Meme: Invoked by the Critic. He doesn't want to do his "Ahhh, Chuck Norris!!!" meme; he wants to find a new obnoxious meme.
- Harsher in Hindsight: Film Brain and Critic realize in-universe that Norris isn't as badass as they thought after finding out he's a Heteronormative Crusader. They then proceed to troll him throughout the rest of the review with the phrase "Chuck Norris wants to put himself in every man".
- Narm: Austene's father's over-the-top crying is this to Film Brain and Critic in-universe.Critic: Jesus Christ, guy. It's a fucking Chuck Norris movie, not a Sally Field flick.
Film Brain: I know, right? The dog in Feed the Kitty gave a more subtle performance. - Retroactive Recognition: In-Universe, Film Brain notices that one of the Big Bad's goons is the same actor who played Peter Parker's landlord and refers to him as such.
- Shout-Out:
- Chuck's death and resurrection in the movie prompts a pair of them.
Critic: Oh, God. Tell me he doesn't spend the rest of the movie pursuing Demi Moore, somehow winning Whoopi Goldberg an Oscar.
Film Brain: Nope. Instead, a bear drags him to FernGully, where forest magic literally brings him back to life.- "Oh, sorry children. I accidentally mixed this up with the story of Manimal."
- "Lamest meeting of the Midnight Society ever!"
- The music tape scene is mocked as involving the kids' Awesome Mix Vol. 1 cassette.
- Take That!: Upon seeing that Michael Beck's character is a heavy drinker, Film Brain remarks, "Yeah, I'd be drinking too if I was in Xanadu."
Whooonghaaa!