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It's a cafe filled with adorable animals.
...And they're all dead.

Susan Q.: (interviewing) Do you know any jokes?
Ace: I always forget jokes.
Susan Q.: Well, how about songs?
Ace: Oh! I know this great song about this bloke and his girlfriend. She drops the ring he gives her on the railway track, and when he goes back to get it, she's killed by the train, and he's really miserable for the rest of his life. It's fantastic.
Susan Q.: Happy songs, Ace! Songs about sunshine and furry animals!

"As you leave your body — you realize something is happening. You hear a sound... getting louder and louder... screaming... weeping... wailing. Terror and fear beyond anything you could imagine overtakes you. "This can’t be happening!" you scream. Your nostrils are filling with the awful stench of burning souls. Your face ignites from the heat. Flames are now blazing from your eyes, nostrils, ears, mouth — every opening in your body, flames are roaring out. Your body is sizzling and crackling from the flames.
Your body is now madly thrashing and convulsing from the horrible pain. "Why don’t I die?", you scream. You begin weeping and gnashing your teeth with the millions. "When will this pain stop?" But you know it will never stop...
The darkness is so terrifying, it begins engulfing you. You feel something moving in the darkness... something horrible is happening. "No! No! This can’t be happening" you scream — as your worm is emerging.
And you soon realize that Jesus Christ was right. There is a place called hell.
Terry Watkins

You think that we're going to run out of air. That we're going to die gasping. But we're not.
We'll freeze to death first.
River Tam, Firefly

But my enjoyment was tempered somewhat by the regular intrusions of Mr. Noseybonk. Mr. Noseybonk was a sort of leering death-masked figure who was supposed to be gently amusing but wound up haunting my dreams, because he struck me as precisely the sort of figure who'd sneak into a stranger's bedroom in the dead of night and knife you, and knife you, and knife you, and knife you, and knife you...

You see this is why we love Donna so much. She’s absolutely terrified to be on an alien planet and grinning about it all the while. Imagine the similarly verbose Tegan Jovanka in this situation…she would be slitting her wrists whilst offering to do everybody elses' at the same time. Donna loves the unpredictability of this life and so do we – she’s basically us but funnier and gorgeous.

(speaking in a calm tone of voice, as if she was the narrator of a documentary) Yes. Metagross is chewing Altair up, but since his body is immortal, he cannot die, nor can he be degraded enough for Metagross to consume. And his frail body lacks the strength to free himself from Metagross's grip. Long story short, he will be continuously chewed on until Metagross is either called off or gets so bored that it decides to leave. Which probably won't be for a while. I can only imagine how much pain Altair must be in right now... Yes. Imagine being shredded for eternity. What do you think that would be like? (Dream looks up to find that everyone else has put at least twenty feet of distance between themselves and her) ...What?
Dream Synk delivering Too Much Information on what Matthew Prower has just done to Altair during the "Esther Bio" roleplay of White Dark Life

"There's something really cool about scaring children. Traumatize a generation, that's what it's all about."

"You know nothing about us, but we know everything about you. You'll see us everywhere, even in your nightmares!"


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