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Mr. Seahorse knows that men can be mommies too.
— LGBT rights protest art found in Berkeley, CA, circa 2006-7, and the Trope Namer

"Pregnant you are!"
Jedi Master Yaddle, to everyone in her clinic regardless of sex, in "Maul Kills the Rabbit", Sith Academy

Doc: How do I say this, your friend is...
Church: Why are you pausing? Caboose is not gonna interrupt you this time.
Doc: No, that was just for dramatic effect. He's pregnant.
Caboose: Oh, good... Wait, what?
O'Malley: Hmhmhmhmhm, preggers, muahaha!
Church: All right, are we paying for this service? Because, if we are, I want a refund. And if we're not, I want a refund anyway.
Red vs. Blue, Episode 76

Dave: I mean, Helen's something special. I've fallen for women before, but never like this. I look at her, and I see myself spending my life with her... I see us growing old together... I see myself bearing her children...
Artie: Er, don't you mean you see her bearing your
Dave: No, I'm trying to be realistic about this.

Greg: When I got home that night,
Colin: My ovaries did swell,
Ryan: I puffed up like Jiffy-Pop
Wayne: ...I'm a dude! What the hell!

"I was watching Animal Planet, did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, 'Why don't they just call that the female seahorse?' You know it's just some stubborn scientist:
'Yeah, that one there's the male seahorse.'
'Uh, Bill, that one's having a baby.'
'...the male has the baby. You're fired.'"

“Well, there’s good news – you've had a baby; the bad news, it’s blown your cock off!
Hugh Dennis, Mock the Week.

Frylock: Meatwad, you cannot possibly be pregnant!
Meatwad: Why not?
Frylock: Because you're a... you're... you're a... ...damn it, you're a male!
Meatwad: Really? Awesome! I always wanted a gender!
— "Gee Whiz", Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Stan: I want to have babies.
Reg: You want to have babies?!?!
Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But ... you can't HAVE babies!
Stan: Don't you oppress me!
Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?

M-Preg: Since there exists no fanfic genre of ‘M-PMT’ or ‘M-bloody awful period pain’, this is one outlet to make your characters get all the suffering of being female with none of the benefits. Bwahahaahahaa!

"I am Kirk and Spock's illegitimate butt baby. ... Kock."
Andy Dick

Neil: But that's impossible!
Vyvyan: Yeah, that's what she said! You just can't trust women, can you?

Blutarch Mann: Redmond, we have engaged in a fruitless war for a hundred years. We have no heirs. And now we are out of time. Thanks to our pointless bickering, the Mann family line will die with us. It kills me to even say it, but I think you know what I intend to propose.
Redmond Mann: I despise it with every atom of my being... but yes. It's the only solution that makes sense.
Blutarch Mann: Redmond, I propose a truce. So that we can build a machine to make one of us pregnant.
Redmond Mann: Mm. Of course.
Blutarch Mann: My one concern, brother... is it possible this plan is too perfect?
Redmond Mann: Difficult to say. Honestly, I can find no flaw in it.
Blutarch Mann: Nor I, So it's a deal?
Redmond Mann: Yes.
Blutarch Mann: I must say, Redmond — it was big of you to suggest this meeting. That tear-stained letter you sent me...
Redmond Mann: What? You sent me a tear-stained letter.
Gray Mann: Gentlemen! My name is Gray Mann. I am your brother. And I sent the letters proposing this truce. Which, I might add, it took you literally thirty seconds to turn into an idiotic crime against nature. Congratulations.


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