Quotes / Green-Skinned Space Babe

"Young males tend to have an unhealthy obsession with my species."

— Liara T'Soni, Mass Effect

"Young men have funny ideas of what asari are like. I blame the extranet - and computer games."

— Ashley Williams, the same game

"A whole planet of those beautiful blue women?"

—James Vega, Mass Effect 3

"I will date the girl from Venus
Flowers die, and so will I.
I will kiss the girl from Venus
For Science!!
I'm so brave, I'm so brave
I'll be her love slave!"

— They Might Be Giants, "For Science!"

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"Step into my transporter
So I can teleport ya
All around my heavenly body!"

— Jamiroquai, "Cosmic Girl"

"These alien chicks reproduce with spores
So I go where no MC has gone before"

— MC Lars, "Space Game"

"We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?"

— Zapp Brannigan, Futurama

"Blimey, fish from space have never been so...buxom."

— The Doctor, Doctor Who

Bob: "Duh... Duh... Duh.... YOU'RE A GURL!"

Princess Voluptua: "Ah, and I see you've established yourself with the planet's intelligentsia."

Ahem: "Hey, don't go knocking Bob. He's cool!"

— The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob!

Princess Voluptua: "Wait a centon,,, Jean, you're a human female?"

Jean Poule: "Yes, I am. So?"

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Princess Voluptua: "Smegging Shazbots! That means I've been setting the proportions wrong on my shapeshifter unit all this time!"

Jean Poule: "WHAT?!"

Bob: "Hm. This is going poorly..."

— The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob!

You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once."

— Jay, Clerks II

"Coop what are you doing? I bet everything! I got digits from green skin girls! GREEN SKIN GIRLS!!!"

—Jamie, Megas XLR

“That’s an unusual name, [...] Is she from some exotic planet of your wild space empire? A green skinned space babe? It’d be the perfect capper to today’s weirdness.”

— Asuka, A Crown of Stars, chapter 5

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"She's ready to meet Captain Kirk."

— Adam Savage contemplating a silver-painted Kari Byron, Mythbusters

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