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Quotes / Comically Small Bribe

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"How dare he try to bribe me, thought Moist. In fact, that was his second thought, that of the soon-to-be wearer of a gold-ish chain. His first thought, courtesy of the old Moist, was: how dare he try to bribe me so small."

Sam: Maybe a few...Washingtons will help change your mind?
Max: Or maybe a few...Lincolns?

Imp: What's in it for me?
Skitter: I'm supposed to bribe you?
Imp: Fo' sho.
Skitter: Ice cream. I'll pay for it, you pick it up.
Imp: Sweet!
Skitter negotiating with her teammates, Worm

"You've got a '65
Chevy Malibu
With automatic drive
A custom paint job too
I'll trade ya for my old wheelbarrow
And a slightly used sombrero
And I'll even throw in a stapler, if you insist"
"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Craigslist"

Max: Hello! I'd like to see your collection of catnip please.
Store Clerk: You know we're not allowed to sell that to pets.
Max: Oh really? And what if my friend Mister Washington vouched for me?
Store Clerk: Are... you trying to bribe me with a dollar?
(Beat Panel)
Max: Quarter, actually.
Store Clerk: That is adorable. See me out back.

Hangman: Any last words, knight?
Sir Nylon: You let me go and I'll give you a whole dollar!
Hangman: Hang 'im!

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