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Zelda Universe (for WiiU/3DS)
The guys at Zelda Universe did a series of
Palutena's Guidances for the DLC characters of Sm4sh, and they're at least up to snuff with the official ones.
Palutena's Guidances for the DLC characters of Sm4sh, and they're at least up to snuff with the official ones.- Heroes Prefer Swords... and Roy is no exception.Pit: Seriously?! Another swordsman? There are SO many!!Viridi: You're complaining about swordfighters, Pit? Doesn't that make YOU part of the problem, when you split that Sacred Bow into two blades?Pit: Well, um... hehe... Who is this guy, anyway?
- As with Mega Man and PAC-MAN, Ryu is a video game classic.Pit: Could my eyes deceive me? Is that Ryu!?Viridi: No way! You're bluffing, right? I can't believe it's him!
- And taking insults about his chances, Pit finds himself in a familiar situation...Pit: Oh, gee, did I forget to mark 'Pick on Pit' Day on my calendar?
- And taking insults about his chances, Pit finds himself in a familiar situation...
- A SOLDIER getting in is no small matter, and the Skyworlders didn't miss it.Pit: Wait a minute... Cloud!? How the heck did he make it in!?
- When Palutena mentions Cloud is a 1st-class member of SOLDIER, Pit almost mentions that's not actually true.Pit: Wait, wasn't he a-Viridi: SPOILER ALERT! Seriously Pit, can't you keep your mouth shut?!Pit: Can't an angel be ever so curious about his opponent...?
- When Palutena mentions Cloud is a 1st-class member of SOLDIER, Pit almost mentions that's not actually true.
- Corrin's dragon wings have got Pit wondering if he can pull off that look.
- Palutena and Pit didn't forget about that curbstomp in Bayonetta's intro trailer.Palutena: I'm sure there's no need for a formal introduction here, right, Pit?(Pit's "horrified defensive blush" pose)
- And then, when Palutena and Viridi are ready to watch the beatdown...Pits: Girls... they just don't understand.
- And then, when Palutena and Viridi are ready to watch the beatdown...
- They've continued with Hades' Misguidance. Ten episodes so far, each consisting of the Lord of the Underworld trolling everybody.
Zelda Universe (Ultimate)
Zelda Universe is at it again for Ultimate's DLC fighters.
- Joker: Viridi cracks wise about Joker stealing Pit's heart if he tells lies about being overworked, prompting Pit to complain that he needs his heart.
- Banjo & Kazooie: This Guidance had two takes done — one normal conversation, and one where everyone is Speaking Simlish in the style of the Banjo-Kazooie games. Pit, in particular, is Speaking Simlish in real time.It has to be heard to be believed.
- Byleth: There were two versions of this done. The first one was a mostly normal for the male version of Byleth, but the second one, for female Byleth, has Sothis showing up, followed by her and Viridi getting into an utterly hilarious fight. Made all the better with The Reveal at the end they were faking it the whole time to mess with Pit.
- Min Min: Viridi disses Min Min's clothing and hair by calling her a noodle head, while Pit points out that she is seemingly forgetting about the fact that Min Min has extendable arms.
- Sephiroth:
- Sephiroth intrudes on the conversation with a sick burn on Pit:Pit: How can he fly around with just one wing?Sephiroth: How come you can't fly with two?
- Viridi doesn't appear during the Guidance itself, but she does gush over Sephiroth during the end credits (and then drops a Reset Bomb on the audience when Pit points out that the cameras are still rolling). The comments had a field day pointing out the irony of the Goddess of Nature lusting over a man who literally tried to smash the planet with Meteor so he could absorb the Lifestream like some sort of galactic vampire and use its power to ascend to godhood — i.e. everything that Viridi should rightfully despise taken up to eleven.
- Sephiroth intrudes on the conversation with a sick burn on Pit:
- Pyra/Mythra: Just like with Byleth, we get two guidances for the price of one this time, one for Pyra and one for Mythra, and both the Aegis girls get to join in on the conversation.
- For Pyra, Viridi teases Pit over Pyra's flames being able to cook anything (both literally true and a reference to Pyra being a skilled chef).Viridi: Better watch it Pit, or you'll end up on her menu!Pit: Ah! Please don't cook me golden brown!Pyra: I would never do that! I don't have my cooking utensils.
- Mythra, on the other hand, tries to pick a fight with Palutena over who's the better light user, calling Pit an "angel baby" and comparing him unfavorably to Rex, as well as bringing up Palutena's sensitivity to being called "ma'am." Then there's this exchange:Mythra: Oh, so you can give fighting tips, but you won't take me on? Can't say I'm surprised. You haven't done any real damage.Viridi: Haha! Well, as they say, when Mythra strikes, she doesn't miss!
- For Pyra, Viridi teases Pit over Pyra's flames being able to cook anything (both literally true and a reference to Pyra being a skilled chef).
- Kazuya: Pit's shocked reactions to learning of Kazuya and Heihachi throwing each other into volcanoes.
- Sora: The trio singing "Simple and Clean" at the beginning.
- Viridi starts rattling off the very complicated lore of Kingdom Hearts, prompting Palutena to tell her to stop and they'll be here for 358 days.
- Pit wonders if Dark Pit is technically his Nobody, since Dark Pit is a dark version of himself. Dark Pit promptly denies it.Dark Pit: Hey! I'm not a nobody! I'm my own person, you know! Don't go roping me with all this nonsense! Or else darkness within darkness awaits you Pit-Stain!
