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> Compose Japanese poetry.

You proceed to write
simple yet elegant words
regarding this work.

Due to the constant updating nature of Homestuck, all spoilers are left unmarked.

"Look, a webcomic!
What does this [S] thingy mean-"
Your mind has been blown.

Four kids play a game.
Moments later, they find out
the game's playing them.
-Joseph Staleknight

Twelve alien kids,
playing a game of high stakes;
Welcome to Hivebent.
-Joseph Staleknight


Four children, one game.
That sounds simple enough, right?
Not simple for long.
-King Zila

The Sims meets Earthbound
That's how Andrew explained it.
Better than it sounds.
-Replis Monathin

One Troll has gone sane,
Trying to kill all the rest.
Run from the HONKing.
-JK Roo

Shoosh Pap Honk Pap Shoosh
Shoosh Honk Honk Pap Shoosh Honk Pap
Shoosh Shoosh Honk Pap Shoosh
- Geoclasm

Go on, get some sleep
Let us be tangle buddies!
Never sleep again.
- Palhinuk

Disc One had five acts.
Disc Two will have two acts more!
...If we can find it.
-Joseph Staleknight

Hey bro, new update!
Terezi found Disc Two! Yay!
...It's been scratched, sadly...

First it was just John
Then the zodiac appeared
Try to save your life
-Calamity Jane

Once dead, now alive
Born from green miles destruction
Arisen Anew

Four friends and a game
It will be so much fun guys
Then we start dying


By Potato 4

Twelve trolls and twelve signs
It seems so obvious now
Trolls: our zodiac

By Rosemarie

This is really dumb
Andrew why you gotta mock
us so much. it hurts.

With future haiku
Please don't use any spoiler tags
it's a new standard

Regarding Homestuck
You can be sure of one thing:
All puns are plot points

An omniscient Doc
Who mocks us with his white text
gets creamed by Hussie

Like really no joke
Beats up the narrator
Stop trolling us man

-Potato 4

End of the Act's here.
Time to sit back, relax, and—
-Joseph Staleknight

Okay, much better.
Mirror's stable, now to watch—
Oh holy shit what.
-Joseph Staleknight

All that ever was
And all that ever will be
Drifts into the Sun.

Brand new universe.
Guardians switch out with kids-
Guess what happens next.


Puns, plot points, madness.
What the hell is going on.
Quirky kids and trolls.

Go forth, unnamed child,
and fulfill your destiny.
Everyone's confused.

Will the journey end
in victory or defeat?
Only Andrew knows.

(Except, not really;
he just pulls it out his ass.
Goddammit, Andrew.)
-Ambey- Ambey

What is this nonsense
Praises surely oversung
- Andreus

Four-thirteen, six-twelve,
Ten-twenty-five, and six ones;
Numbers everywhere!
- Joseph Staleknight

E%quisite Mind Screw,
Time Travel, weird plot, and buckets.
So glubbing awesome.- Lokie

"It was me and Jake,
And we wrestled tenderly"
Cool story, Brobot.
- salixbabe

We are all obsessed.
First we crashed Andrew's website.
Then down came Newgrounds.
- Pyro Forge

John, Rose, Dave, and Jade.
Played a game called Sburb Beta.
Adventure begins.
- leppaberry

Though it may seem odd,
This comic is addicting.
Even though it's long.
- Landorkus

Entangled in words.
Pictures show epic events.
I'm still so confused.
- Silens Vox

If you want to know
What Homestuck is, read Homestuck.
The feeling will pass.
- Anonymous

On the Heir's birthday,
Mythical heroes ascend.
Longest day ever.
- Goldenpelt

First there's four quadrants,
Now there's nine more shipping ways?
How far will he go?
- StongRadd

Nak nak nak nak nak
Nak nakka nakka nak nak
Nakka nak nak nak.
- LOHAC Gator

What's this webcomic?
Three years of material?
God fucking dammit.
- ch405_5p34r

Massive cliffhanger!
Indefinite hiatus?
Goddammit Hussie!
- Palhinuk

Everyone is dead
Ascend to God-Tier status
Confusing as hell
- ironicallyHomestuck

What is this shit?
Why is the timeline so weird?
Fuck this it's too long.
- Togie

Aww, yes, Rosemary!
Honestly, Hussie?
- Star Song 212

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