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Castlevania II: Simons Quest
- James' first words as the Nerd character? "This game sucks!"
- His complaining about the box that pops up during the day-to-night transitions.
- After ranting about Simon's Super Drowning Skills, he tries to take a shortcut in one of the villages and ends up falling into a pit of water, which he's only able to see once he jumps and scrolls the screen down."But oops! I shouldn't do that. There might be water down there."
- The dreaded water comes back when he tries to grind for hearts, which are taken away if all of his lives are lost."Oh look, I finally got enough hearts to go and buy a plant that I need to cross the swamp; now let me get to the store." (Nighttime) "Oh shit! It's fucking nighttime! Now the stores are all closed and I have to wait for it to turn day again. Oh well, I might as well kill some zombies in the meantime and stock up on some more hearts." (He jumps off a village platform, into a water canal) "Oh shit! Now I gotta start all over again!"
- "The ending sucks too."
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
- In the last few seconds, he tells everyone that he's Dead. Fucking. Serious about how bad this game is, only to start laughing during the Fade to Black.
- "You'd rather superglue your asshole shut..."
- In an outtake for this video, his cat Boo walks by on the desk, and James pats his back, all while still ranting.
