Funny / Sonic In X Minutes

• Roger's Sonic Free Riders parody, for as overwhelmingly disparaging it is towards the game (he admits in the description it was the worst game in the series yet), is often regarded as one of his best parodies.
  • Team Rose being disqualified twice, the first time after Cream runs off due to Knuckles yelling at her that their team sucks, and the second time after Team Dark loses their third member (which is so absurd, even Roger points out that it really is what happens in-game).
  • Everyone wanting butt-sex with Sonic, including Amy, Jet, Metal Sonic, and even Eggman. Sonic also asks Silver to have sex with him upon learning he wants to destroy him.
  • Shadow and Rouge inexplicably being Expies of Beavis and Butt-Head.
  • Knuckles having an Out-of-Character Moment and calmly discussing their chances of winning... right before Storm intervenes saying their team sucks, at which point he finally gets confused.
  • This:
  Amy: Why doesn't Sonic ever pay attention to me?
  Cream: Maybe you should try hurting or killing him more often.
  Amy: What?
  Cream: Think about it.
  Eggman: I'm going to enslave you!
  Sonic: Robotnik! Let's play!
  Knuckles: I'll mortally wound you!
  Sonic: Let's be best buds!
  Shadow: I'm going to kill you, faker!
  Sonic: Shadow, I love you!
  Silver: I came from the future to destroy you all!
  Sonic: Have butt-sex with me!
  Amy: Sonic, I genuinely love you.
  Sonic: [screams in horror]
  Amy: ...I see your point.
  • Team Babylon being able to rematch Team Sonic after they didn't cheat correctly, which even Knuckles points out as dumb.^note There's no "Not Making This Up" Disclaimer here, but it does indeed happen in the real game.
  • The Fantastic Aesop:
  Teacher: No matter how hard you work, no matter how hard you train, Sonic will always be better than you!
• Sonic Generations in 8 Minutes:
  • The Eggmen sending Sonic to Sonic Labyrinth, Sonic's Schoolhouse, Sonic Shuffle in "easy mode" (in which Sonic fails both the board AND minigame sections), and Tails Skypatrol (where Sonic refuses to let his buddy complete his journey on his home, leading to the game crashing).
  • Sonic and Tails mentioning events that have happened numerous times before (being to Green Hill Zone, using the Chaos Emeralds to defeat the Monster of the Week, and time travel) as if they never happened.
  • Rather than having a proper final battle, the short pokes fun at the Welcome to Corneria the final boss suffers from, particularly informing the player of homing missiles to the point that Navi appears on-screen.
• Sonic 3 & Knuckles in 10 Minutes:
  • Eggman's Implausible Deniability at burning Angel Island with his ship saying Sonic did it; Knuckles believes it.
  • This version of the two parodies includes a short segment after Eggman throws Eggman where he ends up on several YouTube pages including ClementJ64's playthrough of Tails Adventure, J's Reviews' review of Sonic and the Black Knight, the intro to the Game Grumps, and finally IGN's infamous "Sonic was never good" clip.
  • The Sandopolis Act 2 boss stripping Eggman naked,^note This is presumably a reference to the Not Enough Rings comic strip on the same boss, which had a similar joke. which continues into Lava Reef.
• Sonic '06 in 06^note Actually 12 Minutes:
  • When asked about if she had heard of Sonic before, Blaze remembers the Rush parody (mainly the bits where they tell her to rely on Sonic for help) just tells Silver to believe Mephilies.