Funny / Pokémon The 'Bridged Series

"NOW I CAN'T SEE EVERYTHING!!!!"

For a show with only 29 episodes, it's got quite a plentiful number of moments.In fact, the series itself might qualify.

Main Series

• Episode 1 Redub: The entirety of Ash's Dream Sequence. To say it's strange for this series is already a lot to take in.
• Episode 2:
  • This random bit of trivia from Professor Oak:
  Professor Oak: Pokemon don't die, they faint.
  Ash: What about pikachus?
  Oak: Oh, they die!
• Episode 3:
  • The whole telepathic conversation between Gary, Misty, Pikachu, Ash, James, Jessie, Nowacking and Jerry.
• Episode 4:
  • "MY CABIN!"
• Episode 5:
  • Brock makes his first appearance here, but Ash doesn't know who he is.
• Episode 6:
  • Brock makes his proper debut here and he treats his gym battle with Ash like a relationship counseling session.
  • Flint speaks in a gruff New York accent.
• Episode 7:
  • The infamous "purple" gag
  • Ash's "The Reason You Suck" Speech to Misty is funnier than it sounds.
  • Misty finally snapping as a result of the aforementioned speech.
    Misty: Battle! Battle, Battle, Battle, Battle, Battle, Battle, Battle, Battle, Battle, Battle, Battle!
    Sisty: Battle?
    Misty: You stay out of this!
  • Ash finally using Pidgeotto... only for it to not let him finish a sentence.
• Episode 8:
  • This is the episode where Brock’s obsession with breeding really starts to surface and it’s quite a doozy.
  • This exchange with Damian and his pals after he explains how he used a gameshark to clone his pokemon:
    Friend #1: Wow, just look at them!
    Damian: Jus' look at 'em!
    Friend #2: JUH LU AH 'EM!
• Episode 9:
  • "Yep, this is the breeding episode!"
• Episode 10:
  • The episode starts with a black screen with the usual triumphant music score playing…then cuts to Brock screaming after falling off a bridge a split second before the intro plays.
  • Brock cutting Ash and Misty down from the tree... only for Misty's subsequent complaining to cause him to... ''uncut'' them down from the tree.
  • The battle between Pikachu and Bulbasaur:
    Ash: Okay, so if Bulbasaur can finally kill Pikachu, I wonder what color I can pick for the next one. Blue Pikachus are nice!
    Pikachu: *You* are an asshole.
    Ash: Maybe if I hold off on a few months, I can get next year's model!
    Pikachu: Are you ignoring me or are you just stupid?
    Ash: I want a sunroof!
    Pikachu: That's what I thought.
    Ash: And the sunroof can eat tomatoes for lunch!
    Pikachu: There's just one problem.
    Ash: And what's that?
    Scene cuts to a defeated Bulbasaur.
    Pikachu: The battle's over!
    Ash: Oh crap!
    Pikachu: You really weren't ignoring me, were you?
  • While Misty is unloading her tragic backstory, it's funny enough the first thing out of the Oddish's mouth is the cry of "Oddish" subtitled as "Fuck you." Then every single "Oddish" cry translates to the same thing, resulting in Pokémon Speak WITHIN Pokémon Speak.
  • All five of the episode stingers.
  • The end line of "Bulba Butt Butter."
• Episode 11:
  • The first 40 seconds consists of the characters staring open-mouthed and gormless while going "ahhhhhhhhhhhhh". It's funnier than it sounds.
  • Possibly the closest that Ash and Pikachu have had to a bonding moment:
  Ash: Jesus don't know shit!
  Pikachu: Woah, woah, woah! I agree with you?!?!
  Ash: This changes nothing!
  Pikachu: I *hate* you too!
  • Pikachi and Raichu facing eachother, hyping up an intense fight... only to cut mid-sentence to Pikachu lying grieviously beaten in a hospital bed. Really, it's not that different from how the actual episode went.
  • The entire scene where Nurse Joy offers Ash a Thunder Stone, from when she offers it to Ash to when Pikachu orders everybody to get the fuck out of his room.
  Nurse Joy: I think I know what can solve your problems. Wait no I don't. Oh! Oh, I do. This is my special thunderstone I have been developing it my entire life.
  James: (outside) That bitch stole our thunderstone!
  Nurse Joy: It's a rock. Oh, anditwillforcePikachutoevolveintoRaichu.
  Brock: I don't know about you guys, but I thought that Raichu was so funny.
  Misty: I have to pee.
  Ash: But he's not funny!
  Nurse Joy: You gonna take the rock?
  Brock: Oh, no no no no, he's soooo funny that if he ever went away, I would want him to come back again, and again, and again.
  Nurse Joy: I have this ROCK for you!
  Ash: But that's why he's not funny.
  Misty: I have to pee.
  Brock: So much funny.
  Nurse Joy: *As thunderstone* I want you to take me because I am a ROCK!
  Misty: *with wings and a halo* I have to pee!
  Brock: *With devil horns* Take the rock!
  Misty: I have to pee!
  Brock: And shove it!
  Ash: *To himself* Who should I listen to, Brock or Misty or Team Rocket?
  James: *muffled* Give us back the rock!
  Jesse: *muffled* Give us your Pikachuuuu!
  Ash: I should give them Pikachu...
  At the same time:
  Brock: *deep voice* UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH!
  Misty: I HAVE TO PEE! I HAVE TO PEE! I HAVE TO PEE! I HAVE TO PEE! I HAVE TO PEE! I HAVE TO PEE!
  Nurse: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
  Pikachu: GET OUT OF MY F*CKING ROOM!
  • Right afterwards in the hallway:
  Ash: We got kicked out because we were bad.
  Brock: Very naughty.
  Thunder heard from other room
  Pikachu: *In the other room* AHAHAHAH! BURN! BURN! EVERYTHING BURN!
  Nurse Joy: I HATE MY JOB! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
• Episode 12:
  • We all live-IN THE SACK.
  • PurpleEyesWTF easily stealing the spotlight with his brief cameo appearance:
  Perfume Seller #1: You're a boy!
  Perfume Seller #2: You insensitive little SHIT!
  • Ash asked Team Rocket (mostly Jesse) for help:
  Ash: Okay, so apparently you're a girl... can you make me be a girl?
  Jesse: I'm sorry, what?
  Ash: I want to be a feminiminimine.
  Jesse: Can't you ask one of your friends? My time is extremely valuable.
  Ash: Well... first there's Misty,
  Misty: I think I'm gonna buy this.
  Ash: then there's Pikachu,
  Pikachu: How much of this stuff is flammable?
  Ash: and then there's Brock.
  Brock: Where are the pheromones?!
  Jesse: That's a fair point, but what do I get out of this?
  Meowth: You should give us your Pikachu.
  Ash: You drive a soft bargain... and a minivan.
  *Cue screen transition with Team Rocket in their "van" armor from episode 4*
  James: Vroom~!
• Episode 13:
  • Ash beating Youngster Joey.
  Youngster Joey: Ya' choked my Rattata!
  Ash: Nice battle!
  Youngster Joey: It was in the top percentage!
  Ash: Not anymore!
  Youngster Joey: You're a jerk!
  Ash: Are you gym leader?
  Youngster Joey: No, but AJ is.
  Ash: Okay, bye. [at AJ's gym] Okay, hi.
  • This exchange between Ash and AJ:
  Ash: Alright, dummypants. You may sound like me, but there is no way you battle like me.
  AJ: You're right.
  Ash: Dang right, I'm right.
  AJ: I'm better.
  Ash: Better at being–
  AJ: The best!
  Ash: I hate you.
  AJ: I am you.
  Ash: You disgust me.
  AJ: Me disgust you?
  Ash: Disgust me, you!
  AJ: I you disgust.
  Ash: Pidgeotto, use gust!
• Episode 15:
  • CHILD SUPPOOOORT!!
    • The idea that in spite of Ash being... Ash, even he knows that this is a scary thing.
  • This:
  Pikachu: I love tea! I love everything, even Tracey!
  Max: Then you must love me!
  Pikachu: Not even a little.
• Episode 16: The whole sequence of arriving at Sunshine Valley Happy Place Town City Valley, including The Narrator Railroading them into liking it.
  Ash: I LIKE PLACE. PLACE GOOD.
  • This gem of a line:
  Misty: Ash, I don’t want to be here! It’s scary!
  Ash: It’s OK. We have Brock.
  Misty: That’s WHY it’s scary!
  Brock: Guys, it’s OK. I heard a story just like this one about some kids who walked into a deserted power plant.
  Misty: (sarcastically) And how did that go?
  Brock: I don’t know! It’s happening right now.
  Misty: That doesn’t help us, Brock!
• Episode 18:
  • Koga explaining that Aya was raised in a very strict household. Then he continues with:
  Koga: She say, "I want mommy nipple." I say, "NO!" Instead, I give her father nipple.
  • Koga giving Ash the Soul Badge just to confuse Misty.
• Episode 19:
  • After meeting Eevee.
  Ash: I WONDER what Pokemon it is.
  Eevee: Eevee!
  Misty: It's an Eevee.
  Ash: I WONDER WHAT POKEMON IT IS.
  Eevee: (confused) Ee... Eevee?
  Ash: WONDER. POKEMON. IS.
  (Ash looks at his Pokedex.)
  Dexter: (beat) ...It's an Eevee.
  Ash: I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW.
  • Mitch tells Mikey why they were not at their parents' funeral.
  Mitch: MMMMMIKEY! We were busy throwing this sick-ass party to celebrate our sweet-ass Eeveelutions! Mine is the best because it belongs to me! And also I'm the best, because I'm ME!
  • And after the Eevee Brothers introduce themseleves, Mitch tells Mikey this seconds later:
  Mitch: Well, dad would have told you to stop acting like a little pussy bitch! But now I'M the man of the house and I'M going to tell you to stop acting like a little pussy bitch!
  • Mikey's brothers and their obsession with the letter 'M'. Well, except for Frank.
  • Eevee and Vulpix (referring to Misty and Brock, respectively):
  "Help."
  • Team Rocket FINALLY getting to finish their motto... with Mikey's brothers talking over the last few lines so loudly we don't get to hear it.
    • Followed by Mark freaking out over Team Rocket standing on the table and James eating his award-winning main course.
  • Frank's battle strategy when facing Team Rocket:
  Frank: Vaporeon, just go away or something!
  • One of the party guests had the bright idea to bring a screaming Victreebel. And it's even louder than James' Victreebel in the original anime!
  • After all the trouble Mikey had to convince his brothers to let him keep his Eevee as it is, the credits reveal that it evolved into an Umbreon that same night, and they forced him to dye his hair black.
  • The hilariously mean digs at the Flareon and Vaporeon evolutions, a fandom nod to Jolteons infamous superiority in G1.
• Episode 20:
  • "HUMAN SCUM! HUMAN SCUM! HUMAN SCUM!"
• The Orange Island Special Episodes has its funny moments, such as:
  • Ash thanking his guests for coming to his party.
  Ash: It really means a lot to me that so many people are willing to get to together to drink piss^note All the drinks the guests are holding are urine colored. in honor of my accomplishments.
  • The party's real purpose:
  Ash's mom: I thought this party was to celebrate our engagement.
  Professor Oak: Ah, yes. Let's celebrate Ash doing things. I mean me knocking up his mother. Ash knocking up his mother? Wait.
  Ash's mom: I think you got those two things confused, dear.
  Professor Oak: Oh, yes. Me knocking up a HUSK OF CORN.
  Ash: What does "knocking up" mean? Does it mean "love?" I knock up my mother so much!
  Misty: I'm gonna marry that idiot one day. Oh, God. It sounds even stupider out loud.
  • Ash wanting to know what his gift is from the "Profraggenor":
  Professor Oak: Your gift is that you get to abandon your Pidgeotto.
  Ash: Yay! Seriously, it's a miracle it's still alive.
  (Pidgeotto coos in agreement.)
  • Once Ash welcomes Tracey to the group and starts shaking his hand:
  Misty: Ash, you don't know where that hand has been.
  Tracey: Yes, you do.
  Misty: Yes, I do! Stop touching his hand!
  Tracey It's my sketching hand.
  Misty: Oh God.
  Tracey: It does other things too.
  Misty: Oh God...
  • Ash telling Tracy that "Misty is dumb." And then, Tracy says, "Hey Misty. Ash says you're dumb." And then Misty steps on Tracy's foot.
  Misty: (to Tracey) You are already THIS close to being as bad as Brock!
  • And in Part 1, whatever Misty says, Tracy says something different. In other words:
  Tracy: Did somebody say [word that is different that Misty said]?
  Misty: No!
  • Professor Oak confusing Tracey and Brock:
  Professor Oak: I see that Brock is white now.
  Ash: Yeah, he was offensive so we replaced him
  Misty: A) Brock's skin color was the least offensive thing about him, B) Tracey is not Brock and C), Tracey is no better than Brock!
  • Professor Oak can only gape in horror to Tracey's overly long story, until finally:
  Professor Oak: STOP CALLING ME!
  • In Part 2, Ash sees a fish and asks Misty if the gang is going to have dinner. Then, when Rudy Esquire V dances with Misty...
  Ash: HEY MISTY, MAKE US DINNER! I'M HUNGRY!
  • The reference to Part 1:
  Misty: Did someone say free food?
  Tracy: Did someone say "in the nude?"
  Ash: I don't think they did.
  • Rudy Esquire V also tells at Mari to sit in complete silence and at times yells at Mari to remind her.
  • Misty's epiphany to how Ash can defeat Rudy.
  Misty: (thinking) The only way to beat a cheater is- ...is to cheat better than him and Ash is the biggest cheater I know!
  • Also, when Ash cheats and defeats Rudy Esquire V's Starmie, this happens.
  Ash: Cheaters never prosper, unless they're me!
  Announcer: Starmie has been killed! Ash is the winner!
  • And after that, when Rudy Esquire V offers his Gym Badge, Ash gets excited, and when Misty says, "Don't touch it," Ash is disappointed.
  • In Part 3, Brock gives Ash and Misty “Brock Taint Tea”. One dark and thick for Ash and one extra cream for Misty:
  Ash: You remembered my flavor!
  Misty: I don't want extra cream! I don't want cream! I don't want this!
  • Also, Brock explains that he did not jump off the blimp: he died. Ash reacts with this:
  Ash: You DIED?! OH NO! BROCK IS DEAD!
  Brock: All better now though, don't worry.
  • Brock explaining how he came back.
  Brock: After I fell out of the blimp, my entire body shattered. I went to Hell-.
  Misty: Of course.
  Brock: And long story short, I bred Satan. And apparently he doesn't like sharing the power with another Satan, so they're probably fighting to the death right now to see who gets to rule the Underworld. They kicked me out in case I was going to breed another one. I was.
  Misty: You bred Satan?!
  Brock: I told you; I can breed anything.
  Misty: I'm really not sure if I prefer you or Tracy.
  • Pikachu telling Ash to go to sleep after Ash's every sentence.
  • In The Stinger, it’s revealed that Brock was pushed out of the blimp by Tracey.

• Episode 22 has Misty take revenge on Brock calling her crazy by calling him lazy. For once, Brock is really annoyed by this.
  • EVERYTHING that Doctor Janitor says or does. It helps that he's voiced by PurpleEyesWTF.
    • "DAMMIT, I'M A JANITOR, NOT A DOCTOR!"
  • "If we kill it, it won't need help anymore!"
  • "OH MY GOD THIS CHILD IS FAT AND YELLOW!"
  • Misty finally getting back at Brock for his Crazy Misty crap by dubbing Brock "Lazy Brock".
  Misty: Are we just going to ignore that he said he isnt a doctor?
  Ash: Yes
  • "If at first you dont succeed, try going in through the butt!
  • Turns out the hospital shut down to finance the various Pokemon League tournaments.
  • "Sorry you got hit by a needle, Dr Janitor. I was throwing needles"
• In Episode 26, you can see MissingNo. floating past the Saint Ann.
  • Nobody remembering that they're in a volcano.
  Almost Every Character: OH MY GOD WE'RE IN A VOLCANO!
  • For some reason, Giovanni's Persian makes a loud car horn noise instead of its normal Pokémon Speak.
  • The groups failed attempts at finding a vacant hotel
  Hostess: I'm sorry but we're just too full here.
  Manager With Tiny Moustache: I'm sorry but we're just too Hitler here.
  Nurse Joy: I'M SORRY BUT I JUST DONT LIKE YOU!
• Episode 27:
  • Turns out Todd Snap doesnt care about photographing Pokemon, he's just a creep who takes photos of butts.
  • After Ash repeatedly blocks Todd's shots:
  Todd: Dammit, Ketchem! I got plenty of pictures of my own dick! I don't need yours!
• Episode 28:
  • The Lickitung scene. All of it.
  Meowth: WHAT THE F**K WAS THAT?

Side Content

• The Shticky commercial.
• The Episode 7 Redub, with every character's voice switched with another's.
• This Cell Vs. video. Ash, Misty, and Brock arrive at the Cell Games Arena and Hilarity Ensues.
  • Highlights include the group somehow not being in Japan, Ash repeatedly shouting "Battle!" at Cell; Brock, Ash and Pikachu all yelling at the top of their lungs (while Cell notes everyone he knows does the same thing), Ash punching Cell, Brock going "Super Breeder 3" (Complete with eight eyes to "NOT SEE EVERYTHING") only to drop out when Ash was fine and Ash actually CATCHING CELL IN A MASTER BALL.