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The Main Six
Harry
The star of the show. An incredible Jerkass with little respect for any other character.
- Ambiguously Gay: Thinks that Cedric is hot, and seems to only like Ginny based on how similar looking she is to Ron.
- Big Ego, Hidden Depths: Harry actually has a lot of issues which he hides behind his ego. Sometimes, he does admit to them, though.
- The Yule specials showed Harry acting shy when first meeting Ron, being afraid whether the latter would befriend him. Too bad this humble attitude only lasted for so long.
- Similar to the above, it has been implied that a big reason why Harry mistreats Ron is from feeling jealousy for having an actual loving family.
- Fantastic Racism: Played for laughs. Being a puppet, he once voiced his wish to destroy humanity.
- Pet the Dog: Usually mixed with being a jerk to another person, but still.
- He voiced contempt at Neville for "insulting" Hagrid in Wizard Swears.
- When speaking to Ginny, Harry becomes uncharacteristically nice in attitude, complementing her without any sense of sarcasm.
- At times, he will try to act kinder towards the audience, showing appreciation for their love and support.
- When Neville blew himself up from Harry and the others' mean words, Harry became genuinely remorseful, moreso than either Ron or Hermione.
- In the Halloween special, Harry was genuinely concerned for Ron when he was kidnapped by Voldemort, even though everyone else acted pretty nonchalent about it. In fact, not only did Harry praise Ron several times while worried, but he personally decided to step in as "Batman".
- Small Name, Big Ego: While not a small name exactly, since he did survive Voldemort, there is NO accomplishment that could match how cool Harry thinks he is.
Ron
The sidekick. Bit of a ditz.
- Ambiguously Gay: Says a lot of suspect things about Harry, including:"Every day is beautiful with you here Harry"
- Yes-Man: Agrees with anything Harry says. Often to his detriment.
Hermione
The only sane person in Hogwarts. Smarter than every other character combined.
- The Generic Guy: Compared to every other character, Hermione has no real characteristics except not being some variety of weird. Her lines are usually about books or the plot. There's a reason Harry refers to her as 'Female Ron'.
- Lack of Empathy: Surprisingly, she is less caring than Harry himself. To note, when Neville commited suicide from everyone's cruel words, Hermione's response was "I guess I feel a little bad". Likewise, when Ron was kidnapped by Voldemort, Hermione didn't really seem all that concerned, even though Harry himself was fretting about it.
- Only Sane Man: Isn't a total weirdo, and usually has the sense to leave when things get weird.
- Screw This, I'm Outta Here: Could be considered her only active personality trait outside of being boring.
Dumbledore
The headmaster of Hogwarts. An incredibly odd old man, whose whims are unknowable.
- Catchphrase: Uses 'Alas' in a lot of sentences, even when it doesn't make sense.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: Often lives in his own imagination.
- Has an obsession with streaking. He is seen naked half the time.
- Naked Nutter: A deranged Cloudcuckoolander who strips down for any reason or none at all and especially enjoys streaking.
- Obfuscating Stupidity: Can drop the odd thoughts to be somewhat sensible.
- The Reveal: He's an android. A gay android.
Snape
Voldemort
Minor Characters
Neville
Hagrid
Draco
Ginny
Cedric
