The characters in Jack Stauber's work.
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Baby Son (Baby Son Adoring Us)
"Sustain, just conquer"
A baby that has an unknown brain condition- My Brain Is Big: A side effect of his condition.
- Littlest Cancer Patient: He’s only an infant, but he has a brain condition that causes him severe pain.
- Soap Opera Disease: His brain condition is never named.
- Winged Soul Flies Off at Death: At the end of the song, he grows angel wings and flies off as his parents look away.
Benny Worm (Benny Worm)
He fits in the palm of your hand and takes the time to understand
Voiced by: Unknown, presumably Jack Stauber
A worm that's adored by everyone.
- The American Dream: The extended version of Benny Worm from the live improv show claims that Benny is "The American Dream".
- Nice Guy: He takes the time to understand people that are having a hard time, and even hugs them.
- The Unintelligible: He only speaks in screeches (but captions are provided). Whether or not he's Intelligible Unintelligible is unknown.
Hamantha (The Ballad of Hamantha)
"She was impossible to ignore."
A girl that was born with a ham for a head and dreams of becoming a star.- Accidental Murder: She's accidentally shot dead by her father right when she's rushing to the doctor to get cured.
- Adaptational Angst Upgrade: In the original 40 second music video, there was nothing implying that she was anything but happy other than the fact that she died at some point. But the extended version reveals that she's miserable (and possibly bullied) due her condition.
- Cyclops: She has a single eye in the middle of her face.
- I Just Shot Marvin in the Face: Her father shot at the sky to curse God for causing her to suffer, but unbeknownst to him, his daughter got a call to come to the doctor's office to get a cure. When she runs outside to head to the doctor's office, the bullet comes back down and nails her in the head and almost instantly kills her.
- Missing Mom: Her Mom is never brought up, which brings up the question if she's dead, out of the picture, or simply not mentioned.
- No Mouth: She appears to be missing a mouth.
- Posthumous Character: Assuming the story is being told after the events of the song, then Hamantha was Dead All Along.
- Starving Artist: She wants to be a star (presumably an actor or a singer), but she isn't getting too far on it. At least she somewhat got her wish when she died.
- Vague Age: Her age is never stated, with the only thing hinting her age is that she goes to school, which means she could be a teenager at the youngest or in her late 20's - early 20's at the oldest.
The Library Girl (peenids)
"I'm just looking for a book... I'm looking for the one that has all the swear words."
Voiced by: Lexy Medgaus
A girl who goes to the library to learn swear words so she knows not to say them.Voiced by: Lexy Medgaus
- Children Are Innocent: She wants a book on swear words not so she can use them against someone, but so she knows which ones she shouldn't say.
- Gosh Dang It to Heck!: Her idea of swear words are Sucks, Crap, and Peenids.
Mr. Backwards (Mr. Backwards)
".eurt emoc maerd a ekil kool uoy, thgin ta peels, gninrom ta eeffoC"
Voiced by: Jack Stauber
A man with his head facing the wrong way.- Body Horror: His head is permanently turned about 180 degrees from where it's supposed to be. Whether he was born that way or developed it later on is unknown
- Exorcist Head: His head is constantly stuck backwards, hence his name.
- Nice Guy: A theory stated that he was more of "Mr. Forwards" than "Mr. Backwards", and that also proves his backwards message as well. Worst part? He got bullied by many people by calling him a monster.
- Sdrawkcab Speech: The only thing he says in his song is a backwards message that when reversed says "Coffee at morning, sleep at night, you look like a dream come true".
- Stepford Smiler: He's hurting deep down, but he claims he's doing fine.
- You Monster!: He’s been referred to as a monster by his song.
Ms. Led (Ms Led)
A woman who's heavily implied to suffer from mental health issues and needs therapy.
She Who Must Not Be Seen: Due to a lack of a music video for Ms. Led, she's one of the few characters from Jack Stauber's work that are never seen, with the only mention of her appearance in the song claiming that her eyes are red (likely from crying).
She Who Must Not Be Seen: Due to a lack of a music video for Ms. Led, she's one of the few characters from Jack Stauber's work that are never seen, with the only mention of her appearance in the song claiming that her eyes are red (likely from crying).
Richard (five)
He bought himself two dirty hands
Voiced by: Jack Stauber
A five year old boy that hangs out with his grandfather.- Extreme Omnivore: He swallows an entire bar of soap.
- The Speechless: Outside of some hiccups from swallowing the soap, he doesn't speak.
Robert (Work)
"Sweet Cinnamon!"
Voiced by: Jack Stauber
Voiced by: Jack Stauber
A man with a really short attention span that works at a company called JOB INC.
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: After he's told to plug his computer and get back to work, he prepares to do it... only to start fidgeting again and sing a little song about plugging in his computer without actually doing it.
- Character Tic: He's prone to making little sounds, such as trilling his lips and making "wa-wa" sounds.
- Gosh Dang It to Heck!: Based on his reaction to his boss Glenn startling him, he's prone to this.Robert: Oh Sweet Cinnamon!
- Nice Guy: He's very friendly and willing to do what others tell him, even if he ends up losing his focus in the process.
Trent (Trent the Baby)
"No! There's nothing to do with teeth in a job interview!"
Voiced by: Jack Stauber
A baby that talks to his father.Voiced by: Jack Stauber
- Baby Talk: Oddly averted, he talks just as well as an average adult.
- Charlie Brown Baldness: He only has 2-3 strands of hair on his head.
- Goofy Buckteeth: His dad tells him that if he doesn't stop using his pacifier, he's going to end up with this trope, and it'll affect his future in job interviews.
