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YA HA HA HA OH DESIRE

• Your Mileage May Hairy because I don't shave, just oy your mouth to the left and keeeeeeeepi your lips closed and super magic mega awesome fellashio
  • YOUR MILEAGE MAY LARRY Gitrdoooooooone, gitrdoooone, screw you guys, gitr doooooone
  • Your Mileage May Dairy. I thought breast milk was better tasting than shit because Brown Is Shit, juist like Oblivion and Call Of Duty
  • Your Mileage May Fairy because Immmma magic lesbian bitch that fellatios other girls because OH
    • Oral Event Horizon: BECAUSE THIS BLOWJOB CANNOT BE FORGIVEN
    • '''Moral Event Whorizon: BECAUSE I CANNOT FORGIVE WHORES ON THEIR HORIZON, WHICHI SNS PENIS]]
    • '''Moral Event Verizon: It cums in Wireless Taco version
• Leave me the fuck alone I am trying to cat trpe
• Incomplete Monster: YOUR MONSTER IN IS ANOTHER CASTLEEEEEE!111111111111
  • Its Right Here Are You Fucking Blind Stop Shouting! Wheres The Trope Eggman!? JUST TAKE A PAGE YOU...YOUU....DOUBLENATTER! waaaaaaaaaaa
  • Your Mileage Is Bad It's my money I will buy whatever the fuck I want
    • Cluster J Bomb - You got yourself some JEWSSSSSSSS In SPACE
• Defile My Buns - W Roooooooooooooooooooooo NG
  • Dropped A Bird On Him - Wahat the fuck is this shit Vorpy theres birdshit all ofver me
    • Hamburger Is Not A Trope - YESA FAGGOTUTA because girls can be fags too, you greedy male lesbians. How dare you say I am not allowed to be a faggot. I had sex with more girls than you ever have, guys. You meany bastards.
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That's enough Vorpy. No more shitposting in yackfest. I dewmand you user this thread from now me on to prvernt shit from being bad at bad.

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• EXAMPLE: This one time I was palying minecraft and my Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann made me cry when Simon and Kimono attacked the retarded rihon nthat killed him with the big drill I wish I could hae sex with simon he's sotcute phone rang. Idpiceked up my fone and went LOL an dput it down.
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• im sorry kehlynn for dumping you can you please forgive me I still love you and I wont to be with yo uagain i cried that night we ade love and i weant you herar cute voice again im so lonely without you [heart]
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BUGS [jbm] IN MY CENTIPEDES

It's mroe likely than diarreah you think

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edited 3rd Feb '11 2:05:49 AM by Vorpy

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wow vorpy, how long did that thing take to post?

Add me on skype! Dynamod1990

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I forgot,.

Fuck You Incubus I Am Going To Bed Regardless If You Rape Me Or Not

edited 3rd Feb '11 2:07:20 AM by Vorpy

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...wow

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

That must have taken an extreme effort. That ranks up there with posting the first couple chapters of The Call Of The Wild in french.

Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.

MARRY ME, VORPY!

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.

Well, the idea of one big red button that, when pressed, blows up the entire world is funny to me, because it Crosses the Line Twice (though YMMV, of course). The fact that there are/were ever enough nuclear weapons in existence to wipe out the whole of humanity genuinely disturbs me.

In other news, it's nice to see Vorpy still has a bit of Tnophelia in her.

edited 3rd Feb '11 8:15:53 AM by CentralAvenue

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Better than average shitpost, Vorpy.

You didn't include some of my favorite nonexistent tropes, though.

• The Revolution Will Not Be Microwaved
• Rape Is Okay When Its Toaster On Spatula
• You Fail Breasts Forever
• Everythings Better With Hippogriffs
• Six Chords And Complete Falsehoods

no one will notice that I changed this

You think that's bad? Back in December, when I changed the URL of the Trash Heap graph, I went back like two months and edited every link to it. Solely so it would still make sense when I read through the thread in its entirety.

(I don't know why I'm replying to stuff from last night this morning)

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That is SO last night.

no one will notice that I changed this

Remember watching Saturday morning cartoons and the ads for these? Oh, '90s

• It Just Bites Me
• It Just Burns Me
• It Just Bastes Me
• It Just Births Me
• It Just Bashes Me
• It Just Benignlycareens Me

I actually remember that. :'D

I still don't know what this threads about!

You will never know.

It's a general wonderposting thread. Everyone is welcome to wonderpost.

Nonexistent tropes we hope will never come to be. The future looks bleak.

whoever wrote this shit needs to step on a rake in a comedic fashion

Mmmmm...tortillas...

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Controversial statement: redlink.

Innocuous statement: bluelink.

edited 3rd Feb '11 9:25:07 AM by SPACETRAVEL

whoever wrote this shit needs to step on a rake in a comedic fashion

Ambiguous statement: particle accelerator

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Describe Brazil Nut Disorder Here.

I'll try, TV Tropes.

I'll try.

It's kinda complicated, and filled to the brim with satire.

To start: SOMEONE made a stupid mistake. Or maybe they just were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Really, who cares?

Unfortunately, the guv'mit, or the guv'mit's superior, gets involved. And, well, SOMEONES not happy at/scared of SOMEONE about the SOMETHING that SOMEONE did even though it's SOMEONE ELSE'S SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING.

Well, this can pretty much go three ways:

• Unfair Detainment. And that's if you're lucky.

• Manhunt.

• All Hell breaks loose.

Eventually (usually), the fact that It Was All A Misunderstanding comes to light. The government/whatever is approached with the evidence.

Guess how they react (usually).

There's just so much bureaucracy, too much stupidity to get around.

The dysfunctional Sister Trope to Chance the Gardener, this is a complex and unusual disorder. It may lead to total, utter, hilarious chaos if left unchecked for too long. Related to Chance the Gardener.

This disease can come in three different forms of severity:

Class I (Horatial BND):

Minor mistake, usu. on the part of the victim, usu. leads to imprisonment, often in The Asylum. Not much damage is done, but it's still screwed up.

Class II (Juvenalial BND):

The victim actually may be somewhat responsible here. There's reasonable suspicion. But through red tape, Hobbesian human nature and such, they won't listen to the truth. This may actually do damage, and is where a Gardener Contract may come in in more severe cases.

Class III (Apocalyptial BND):

This usually applies to Planets Eris and Crapsack Worlds Everything comes down at once, repeatedly. Chaos, horrible, hilarious chaos, uncovering the distrubing flaws, Blah, Blah, Blah, You Get The Idea.

Actually, no. You don't. I'm making it sound simpler than it is. I'll try to use some more applicable or related terms:

• A Hell of a Time On Earth.

• For Want Of A Nail

• Mind Screwed by the Government

So, with that vague, incomplete, nigh incomprehesible description, I hope you'll understand how it works and will be able to help once I list the

Examples

SO do you want to write a Hentai Doujin?

Worry no more, with this handy tutorial even the most homeschooled of kids could write a story so depraved not even bonobos could masturbate to!

First of, we'll need some characters. They can be original of you(lol) or just two random characters from your favourite show. Here's our two protagonists!

	-Male Character
	-Female Character

There they are. Don't you just want to see them fuck? That's because they are deep and realistic characters.

To achieve the required level of sexiness in your doujin, you'll need to have exciting( while still pausible) dialogues. Here are some phrases you can try.

Next,the drawings. You must now that Hentai is not like regular porn. It's more sophisticated than that. Point is, censor your shit. Just like this.

See? Isn't subtlety much better?

You should also try some close ups. They must be very close,to the point you can't tell what's happening.

Finally, the ending. If you don't want to ruin the series for a lot of people, you can do any of this two things.

	All just a dream
	They were under mind control

If you follow this closely, millions of people will soon be fapping to stuff you drew! Cool huh?

edited 3rd Feb '11 9:39:34 AM by nohaynicklibre

I can't stop listening to this

^ Pfffffffffthahahahaha.

By the way Imi, your avatar is a FRAUD.

It has the number 4 as "IV", when we all know any decent clockmaker would use "IIII".

Obviously.

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I prefer IV, myself.

And we all know time is a fraud; McTaggart proved it long ago.

no one will notice that I changed this