• Berserk Button - The GIF format, from what I can tell. - Anonymous User
• Cloud Cuckoolander - Yeah. - Anonymous User
• Comedic Sociopath - Sometimes. - Anonymous User
• Creepy Sexy - I think so, now. - Anonymous User
• Freaky Is Cool - To me, anyway.
• Glurge Addict - Do you not see the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic picture atop the page? - fellow addict.
• Got Me Doing It - In both directions - Anonymous User
• Nightmare Fetishist - Not immediately apparent, but it's there. - Anonymous User
• Princesses Prefer Pink - All Alice needs is a pink headband, or something. —Outta The BLAM
• Psychic Link: if it really is true... - Keybreak
• Rules Of The Road - Take a guess why. Noaqiyeum
• Trademark Favorite Food - Candy! - SPACE TRAVEL!
• The Woobie: At times, it seems. - Anonymous User

I've had many more sockpuppets not listed here, but these are my current remaining ones:

• Central Alice (mainly used as a holding place for excess avatars these days)
• Charlotte (my 8-year-old female alter-ego)
• Mobile Avenue: An alternate account for when I post from my mobile phone.
• Twilight Sparkle
• Pinkie

I like to think of this section of the page as a plain white wall that I invite people to write on. Here, take the marker!

All Your Base Are Belong to Us. You have no chance to survive make your time! I like your Belle avatar. :3 —CATS

(digs a subway tunnel underneath you)

Dollar accepted. —Shlapintogan

WTF!? All I get is a dollar? You cheapskate! - Scholastica

I'm doing this probono. - Schitzo

(builds an elevated railway above you)

Marked with the official sign of coolness - The Fan

Listen all y'all, it's sabotage. Princesses are great, but you're okay too. goodtimesfreegrog

Greetings from Up North. - Arcolops

Finally, my princess is not in another castle! ~ Ozbourne

(puts bus stops all along you)

Nerds obsess about cool stuff. Geeks know how to do cool stuff. Dorks are confused by cool stuff. Sorted? Molto bene! - Noaqiyeum

Pleasure doing business with you! - DJ Marred

In the end, we are all FISH.

You are the first street I ever knew :D. What's it like to have people use you day in and day out, drive and walk all over you and have birds poop on your sidewalks? AHR

*cockpunch*

Tropes and random comments. —sgrunt

Your Page is now part of the otaku empire! Wannabeotaku

I'm no princess. Spare me! - Radd

A boyprincess club would be the best thing ever. ;D snailbait

Another somewhat feminine man? Cool. Although maybe I'm more like "androgynous", but I never liked "manly" OR "girly" stuff. —Bonsai Forest

Salutations, princess of the Trash Heap! May your road signs never be ignored by reckless drivers. - Imipolex G

Shitfuck, I was about to pull an "Are you me" joke. - Anonymous User

Welcome, welcome! I see you've made yourself comfortable here... Do you enjoy the view of Mooberry Street? - JHM

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.◊ - Deathonabun

So, now that you've been around IRC more, I feel this needs an update. You're sane, level-headed, and intelligent. While I don't understand your fixations with road paraphernalia and other such things, you present your obsessions in an interesting manner that has made me more aware of how they all play their role in the world. So, yeah, you're pretty cool. - Solstace

more like PONY avenue -Haven

• Addendum: Apparently this made you giggle. Which is good. Princess giggles are what make the heap go 'round.

You are one of Lynch's Rabbits if Lynch's rabbits weren't scary. This is a good thing. ! ~~Blixty Slycat

squiddleTron thinks you are really fun! 8]

Now everyone in the thread has hit your page. —Seamus

• (*Le Gasp*) I have not defiled your page yet!!! (*Defiles*) - inane242