Weird dreams

I dreamed that I went to Dracula's castle. At the top was Kefka; I had to battle him… except, every time I defeated him, another one appeared. And then suddenly Naruto combined his Rasenshuriken with Goku's Kamehameha and destroyed most of the throne room; it turns out that Kefka was a holographic projection or something like that.

Beyond the throne room was a magic portal; when I ran through it, I encountered Yuma (who had the Millennium Puzzle and a Blue-Eyes deck); he had beaten an evil clone of himself. Then Roxas and Xion walked by, Roxas wearing a tuxedo and Xion wearing a wedding dress. Then one of my cousins, Gale, and a ten-year old girl named Bloom came on a "phoenix flower dragon" and took me all the way to the Temple of Moonlight. I tried to climb the ladder, and found myself on a moving platform surrounded by pegs. Blue ones, orange ones, green ones, purple ones, golden ones…

I was shot at by a pumpkin. I managed to just barely dodge every single pinball, but I fell off the platform and ended up encountering Naija eating Heartless (she was in that Beast Form, probably). I was on a small boat, surrounded by electrified water. Then it started raining men (literally); they fell everywhere except the boat, and then a Pizza Elemental appeared along with Ginny and Hermione, who used that "Avada Kedavra" spell or something like that; it merely tickled the Pizza Elemental. Then Trilby hit it with a taser-umbrella thing and it exploded, and the water evaporated as the Wall of Flesh appeared and got attacked by Digimon and Pokémon, followed by a concrete donkey falling out of the sky on top of the Wall of Flesh after the Digimon and Pokémon scattered.

Then I woke up. (My subconscious probably wants a massive crossover between a lot of franchises and works, huh.)

I had a rather, er, interesting dream.

All I'm willing to say about it is that it involved a few Neon Genesis Evanglion and RWBY characters, along with a soccer game, a taxi, a cruise, and so forth.

In summation: It was one very odd octuple date.

This just in, I dreamt that my parents told me to walk around in a public mall with a machete and I blindly obeyed them.

I dreamed about the upcoming Champions League final between Real Madrid and Atlético, and the teams were preparing to duke it out. But then I noted that the one leading Madrid wasn't Zidane, but a very similar-looking famous character from fiction: Hitman. It turns out the real Zidane was abducted and there were several cops storming a criminal territory to rescue him.

Unfortunately, I woke up before seeing any potential closure, at 3:30 am. My brain was reminding me that lights were going to poof soon and.... well, more details on that later in the Updates thread. =<

I dreamed that My Singing Monsters: Dawn of Fire constantly had new Outer Islands added, the most recent of which is Trump Island.

Was it a little plastic one?

I dreamed that my mom had me join some Reddit community...which would never happen because we both hate Reddit. Weird.

edited 8th May '16 1:50:52 PM by TooManyIdeas

That comment does not make sense with any plausible amount of forgotten arrows

Also, I can get hating the Reddit community; there are quite a few groups of bigoted assholes on there, but it's not all bad. /r/SubredditSimulator is a subreddit run entirely by bots and it's hilarious. Ignore the sexism, pay attention to the funny robots.

edited 8th May '16 2:04:47 PM by SmartGirl333

My latest dream involved a game played by everyone's favorite Emile (the only level shown was a space one that had gravity shifters depending on the number), some new Kirby game that involved the intro stage being about shooting Meta Knights at the ship, and the worst possible adaptation of the Wizard of Oz story ever!

I know this sounds like something Gary Larson made up, but I swear this is an actual dream I had. (And no, I'm not taking drugs)

There was a farmer who lived in a huge mansion in the woods. Next to the mansion was a tiny barn, where he kept his cows. One night, the cows got fed up with how the farmer treated them, so they took over the mansion and kicked him out! One cow had taken up residence in each room, so it was up to me, Tod, and Copper to figure out how to drive each cow out of the house.

The cows originally walked on all 4 legs, but once they got into the mansion, they started walking on two.

There are only 2 cows I remember:

One was an Ax-Crazy, Lean and Mean bull in the kitchen. He had white fur, ridiculuously curly horns (like Maleficent or Zavok), big Tim Burton-esque eyes, and a Cheshire Cat Grin. If you so much as set foot in the kitchen, he would start throwing a barrage of knives at you.

The other one I remember was the leader of the cows: a caramel-colored cow with an Impossible Hourglass Figure who took residence in the study.

Edited by DrNoPuma on May 8th 2023 at 7:23:20 AM

This is from a few day ago, but the most recent ones are all too disjointed to properly recap. Instead, more fun with ancestors.

The dream - or what I remember of it, anyway - was set in a small, very dim, very gray room. There were a couple couches/loveseats in there and everything was quite dusty, and gave off the impression that it had been abandoned for a long time. There were several people in there, evidently being a group of allies or at least a travelling party - I know the Signless was there and I think Darkleer and the Disciple were too. I may or may not have been the Disciple but I never got a clear impression. Anyway, we were discussing what to do next.

Anyway, whoever I was I was trying to leave what was evidently some kind of hiding place to go back and get the Psiioniic^note  who kept being referred to as Sihedion or something along those lines, for some reason, who we had only very recently met and was in serious danger. I don't remember exactly what was happening but I get the vague impression that it was a warzone and that whatever it was, the rest of us had just escaped from it. The Signless was very stubbornly trying to keep me from leaving, on the grounds that even if it meant saving him, it was too dangerous to turn back; though he did seem upset about leaving Psii behind. I don't remember what came of the argument.

I recall having one about a fictional TV programme called The Bloke's Blokes.

No, I don't know either.

The only dream I can remember last night was a fake episode of King of the Hill which showed that Bobby used to have very long hair rather than the buzz-cut he usually has but was cut short to what it is now after something nasty Cotton had made for supper got stuck in it, necessitating an emergency haircut. Connie appeared, and was for some reason a huge Butt-Monkey throughout the "episode".

Also, there was stuff about camping and a tornado in the dream outside of the King of the Hill stuff.

I had a real mindscrew of a dream last night.

Do you remember what happened or do you not want to remember what happened?

I remember bits and pieces of the dream, yes. Do you want to hear them?

Sure, go ahead.

I had a dream where I watched Con Air...

Well, one part (i tend to have multiple-part dreams) involved the Earth getting overrun by space raptors who travel the galaxy in rocket powered buses.

Just took a nap and had another multi-part dream. The main part I remember was about me looking for one of my old friends. I found her in some kind of huge room of stone bricks, which was very dark and evidently underground despite the huge amount of plantlife inside. She was living in an old, broken-down home there for some reason. She didn't actually look how she does in real life; she was taller and paler, and kind of gangly and awkward looking. Still had the same voice though and I knew it was her regardless. Anyway, I remember I was trying to strike up a conversation but she just said 'what is there to talk about?' and brushed me off.

That was... a bit upsetting, actually. :\


There is another, completely unrelated part that I can kind of remember, which was... interesting (and illogical), but also very much not for TVTropes.

Last night, I dreamt of a surprisingly high-quality, but still weird Pororo episode. It was 2D-animated like all other anime, the Japanese dub was top-notch, and the entire cast were Pokémon. Pororo the Piplup, along with his friends and some Rio characters, was searching for a cure for Harry the Chatot's bad singing. I don't remember the rest, but it ended with everyone running away from a swarm of angry bees for trying to steal their honey. To top off the weirdness, the credits was just the standard white text on black background, with "You've Got a Friend in Me" as the BGM.

What a weird Japanese-Korean thing, right?

edited 12th May '16 7:09:45 PM by TroperNo9001

Last night: I dreamed up a bizarre episode of The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh which involved such sensible things as Christopher Robin transforming into King Kong and a now fifty-foot tall Piglet fighting him in the Hundred Acre Wood and later in a city.

It was...pretty cool, actually.

I think I was a character in some anime world. This is supported by the fact that one of my two companions was an Ax-Crazy Genki Girl version of Erza. Who at one point casually commented I annoyed her and my other companion so much that they regularly shot me in the foot.

That's about all I remember. Which sucks, I remember it being kind of a cool dream.

edited 12th May '16 5:41:14 PM by TooManyIdeas

There were three parts to my dream last night:

• First was a strange version of a Nanalan' episode. As it went on, the quality kept deteriorating until you could see the puppeteers' arms and one of their shoes. At the end, the whole scene became nothing more than two hand-puppets of Mona and Russer Russel over a simply drawn cardboard background in someone's living room.

• Then I became a duck and did some sort of synchronized swimming move with several other people who had become ducks in front of a huge audience. (Only one of them was someone I recognized.) Once that was done, we all returned to normal. We were supposed to have our picture taken, but I lost my swimming trunks and had to go find them. By the time I did and put them back on, the picture had been forgotten.

• Finally, the dream switched to me at a bookstore full of books and movies. It was relatively normal until the bookstore owner (who until then had been a very short, pudgy, and hairy guy) revealed that he was actually The Vision (the MCU version, natch) and urged me to get home very fast. I did so and started walking back to my house. As I did, I kept running into members of the Suicide Squad. They kept trying to chase me only for Vision to keep rescuing me. He urged me to get back to my house every time he showed up. When I did finally reach my house, (after meeting up with everyone about three or four more times) I went in, shut the door, and that was when I woke up.

I went to a local store and found an old issue of Nintendo Power. I tried looking for a specific issue of the same magazine that shows up a LOT in my dreams for some reason, but they only had that one issue.

Such a meaningful dream.

I had a lovely dream where I would up in a nightmare. The worst part was, I was semi-lucid.

So, I wound up dealing with my own subconscious controlling the horror movie stuff.

Fun.