And zero fucks were given, except for the irritation of proving my identity and working out what happened, and making sure my health was not otherwise affected. And then the second-hand shop raid for new clothes.
TNT must spend a week all alone. They may access the internet, but may not communicate with anyone outside of games and game-related matters.
edited 19th Sep '16 10:18:02 PM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."So basically my life right now?
How about you give me a challenge...
TNT's favorite supervillain decides to crash on their couch for a month.
Is not impressed.It's going to be a long wild month with Bowser in the house, especially if he brings all of his lackeys, too.
TNT just swapped bodies with the protagonist of the last animated movie they watched.
edited 20th Sep '16 4:47:40 PM by kablammin45
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"That movie is Pretty Cure All Stars: Singing with Everyone, Miraculous Magic!. Among the 40+ "main characters", the protagonists are actually Mirai Asahina/Cure Miracle and Riko Izayaoi/Cure Magical. Since my overall personality is more in line with Riko's, I'll assume her role in the story.
Well... just hope and pray that Voices Are Mental is averted because having a young adult man's tone deaf voice come from a girl who is literally half his age would trigger one of the most justified cases of WTH, Casting Agency? in the history of cinema. Oh, and definitely expect me to experiment with the magic as well as inspect my new body every now and then (hopefully off-camera because it's still a kids' show).
A deconstruction of Dramatic Irony. TNT is literally grabbed through the screen/into the pages into the Grey-and-Grey Morality world of the narrative to be intensely interrogated.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.I suppose I'd buckle immediately, as I'm not fond of torture. Sadly, I doubt telling the truth would get me very far. Hopefully my inane blubbering and evacuating my bladder and bowels will convince my torturers that I'm too pathetic to be of any real threat.
TNT develops a fatal allergy to their favorite food.
Is not impressed.I can't eat lemons anymore?
This becomes me. (minus the "lemon" song at the end).
TNP has caught 'em all!... STDs, I mean.
Long live the New Bev.That would be me playing Board Game Online as a Succubus/Incubus. This is a good thing because...
- One, I would be immune to the symptoms of STD's
- Two, I can spread them among other nearby players.
- Three, there is an achievement for having all of the STD's as this class.
...becomes a Planeswalker.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.If I'm still in our world, benevolent dictatorship controlled by a magical warlord, ahoy!
If not, crapbaskets, I'm probably in severe trouble.
TNP becomes the Big Bad of their franchise. No, not the character. You are the Big Bad. What happens?
Whoops, I meant to add favorite. But that works too!
edited 21st Sep '16 1:31:10 PM by RandomWriter413
I'd like to think I'd be a Walter White style of big bad. Starting out as the protagonist and slowly descending into villainy, no doubt trying to establish some sort of criminal empire in the process while my loved ones pay the price for my crimes. Only to then get my comeuppance in the finale while dying in a blaze of glory that, for the most part, sets things right again.
Same scenario because it's too fun to only be used once.
Is not impressed.I'll choose Klonoa. There's no Big Bad for the series overall, so this means I am now in control of every villain, every enemy, every Eldritch Abomination that Klonoa has faced and (hopefully) will face. Like my current avatar, Zordrak, I am basically the Lord of all Nightmares. SO... MUCH... POWER... I LOVE IT!
Same scenario, because why not.
edited 23rd Sep '16 12:11:05 PM by DrNoPuma
"Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"Wow. Kinda scary how quick you can go mad with power.
I'd be a LISA villain, which means I'm probably just a normal guy who got extremely lucky. However, as Painful and Joyful showed us, the powerful will always be fucking piledrived by a drug addict. At least I'd have something until then. Such is life in Olathe.
TNP wakes up in a dark room they don't know.
edited 23rd Sep '16 5:49:09 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.I hope to god I'm not in a horror game/movie, and try to escape.
TNP gets to be the god of their favorite universe.
edited 23rd Sep '16 7:57:53 AM by Superjohn
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."Well, considering my mentality when given plenty of authority/power, we're looking at a Flowey scenario, except I'm able to alter the story as I see fit, controlling everything, even jumping in as characters.
TNA has the power to reset the timeline, at the cost of their sanity, each time they use it. It activates automatically on death, however.
TNT discovers they're actually in a robot body.
Is not impressed.Go though an existential crisis. When I'm done with that, I guess try to find ways to fuck around with the body. Maybe find someone who can make new body parts for me.
TNP is forced to go to a Kidz Bop concert.
I probably spend the next several days reading encyclopedias to regain all the brain cells I just lost.
TNP has to spend an entire week in the body of a Pixar character of their choice.
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"I'd spend it as Elastigirl.
The next troper is stuck in Tokyo... on the day Godzilla attacks.
Is not impressed.Is there any other answer besides "I'm dead"? I suppose I could get lucky and try to survive among the ruins, scrounging for food and hoping for evac, and looking for a way to signal for it...
TNT has godlike powers! (I know we've probably already had this, but it came up somewhere else lately and I'm curious...)
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."Well, good news is, most of humanity is benefited!
Bad news, any grudge I'm holding at the time will likely end in a Flowey scenario.
TNT gets a pet of their choice, fictional or not.
YES! Sing along with me everyone! Again today- (Shot down) DAMN IT!
TNT Is now the antagonist of the last film they watched.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"I AM DEATH MWAUTHZYX! HEED MY SATELLITE, BITCH!
TNP is the protagonist of the last film they watched.
edited 28th Sep '16 5:10:29 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.HECK YEAH! I'm James Bond!
TNP becomes an Eldritch Abomination.
"Pardon me, you dropped your handkerchief!"I destroy some minds, and eat some unlucky bastards.
TNP is now the writer to their least favorite cartoon.
Now known as Cyber Controller
"Stupid, it's not like I like you or anything!"
"Well, same."
TNP is gender-bent.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"